/yu/ - >Be me>mommy's big, healthy, bouncy 589lb 32 y/o> be playing LOL> Feel tummy make a grumly>Need to make a poopie>Luckily, I have a convenient poop closet right in my room>Pull down my big boy robe>Unleash a mighty brap>Make a big diarrhea d


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 No.821[D]

>Be me
>mommy's big, healthy, bouncy 589lb 32 y/o
> be playing LOL
> Feel tummy make a grumly
>Need to make a poopie
>Luckily, I have a convenient poop closet right in my room
>Pull down my big boy robe
>Unleash a mighty brap
>Make a big diarrhea doodoo right into poop closet, along with all of my other poobs
>Mommie comes in
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"A-annon, what the fuck are you doing!?"
>Explain to the normie that I'm Using a poop closet, like any god would
>She kicks me out, breaks my computer
>Posting this from a starbucks

What do I do /r9k/?

 No.822[D]

>>821
Make her pay for what she did

 No.823[D]

Hey Anon, did you know that coffee not only raises your energy level but is also a diuretic?
You know what to do.

 No.824[D]

Ok /r9k/, Here's an update

>Waddle on back to mommie's house, full of big boy drink (Mountain dew + expresso) (I stole mommies plastic GPB card)

>make enough to fill up a jerrycan (For in-walk refueling)
>New daddie, J'rone, has his Caddilac parked in the driveway
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>Climb into the car
>Suspension snaps underneath my immense power
>J'Rone comes outside
"AYO, BISHT, YA SON IS OUTSIDE"
> Unleash a mighty, liquid brap inside J'rone's car
"AYYYYY THIS NIGGA FARTIN"
>open the floodgates, spreading liquid wawa all over the driver's seat
"YO HE SHIDDIN IN MA CAR"
>J'rone goes back inside
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>sit in my poopies and call for mommie in order for a celebratory tendie dindin
>Tyrone comes back out, with a lead pipe
"C'MERE RETARD-NIGGA"
>Attempts to hit me with his pipe
>My big muscles cause his pipe to bounce off
>It hits him directly in the head
>J'rone goes for a nap

I can't wait till mommie comes out with my tendies, I heard a celebratory gunshot from inside the home

 No.825[D]

>>824

You really showed her



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