Anonymous 02/05/19 (Tue) 15:23:21 No. 822 [ D]
Make her pay for what she did
Anonymous 02/05/19 (Tue) 15:35:50 No. 823 [ D]
Hey Anon, did you know that coffee not only raises your energy level but is also a diuretic?
You know what to do.
Anonymous 02/05/19 (Tue) 18:48:22 No. 824 [ D]
Ok /r9k/, Here's an update
>Waddle on back to mommie's house, full of big boy drink (Mountain dew + expresso) (I stole mommies plastic GPB card) >make enough to fill up a jerrycan (For in-walk refueling) >New daddie, J'rone, has his Caddilac parked in the driveway lightbulb.jpg >Climb into the car >Suspension snaps underneath my immense power >J'Rone comes outside "AYO, BISHT, YA SON IS OUTSIDE" > Unleash a mighty, liquid brap inside J'rone's car "AYYYYY THIS NIGGA FARTIN" >open the floodgates, spreading liquid wawa all over the driver's seat "YO HE SHIDDIN IN MA CAR" >J'rone goes back inside victory.png >sit in my poopies and call for mommie in order for a celebratory tendie dindin >Tyrone comes back out, with a lead pipe "C'MERE RETARD-NIGGA" >Attempts to hit me with his pipe >My big muscles cause his pipe to bounce off >It hits him directly in the head >J'rone goes for a nap I can't wait till mommie comes out with my tendies, I heard a celebratory gunshot from inside the home
twoot 02/05/19 (Tue) 20:18:24 No. 825 [ D]
You really showed her