not only did you learn a valuable lession not to be a bitch, but you also won in the end because the bully got AIDs
>15 years old
>it's my birthday
>decide to make myself a coffee with some coconut oil
>serve myself too much coconut oil
>didnt really know any better about serving sizes and i also didnt realise that it's like fiber on steroids if you know what i mean
>not only did i shit my pants, but i also got stuck on the toilet FOR THE ENTIRE DAY
>my parents also decided because i was a grown adult, that it was the last birthday where i got presents or really did anything nice because i was a "grown adult"
>totally wasted it and never did anything fun, wasnt allowed the chance to try again on another birthday because i missed out
>now every birthday is just a regular day and i try not to think of it as anything important.
one more L that happened to me a few days ago
>there's a coffee shop in town i like to visit
>the cashier there is this cute alt girl
>not necessarily hard-on for her but i notice her glasses look good on her
>she had these rounded frames that fit the shape of her face well
>as she's handing me my drink i say "oh, also, nice glasses by the way"
>i notice her smile beneath her mask
>"thanks, i got them replaced recently"
>she replies as im going up a staircase to a second lounging area of the cafe
>decide to hit the triple double
>"they fit your face well"
>she gives me a look like she's really tired of my shit
>her brow straightens and her cheeks beneath her eyes lower
>i dont think she's smiling anymore
>"your first compliment was sufficient"
>give her a nod that says "whoops, didn't mean it ill go away now"
>go upstairs and nurse my hot as fuck latte
>aw jeez why did i say that aww she hates me i know it aw lawd
>finish my coffee
>don't look in her direction, my business is done here and i will leave now
>there's a window where i can see the reflection of the cashier's face as im exiting
>i notice her looking at me for a second in the reflection before sneering away from me
either she was being mean or i was being a weirdo, but the compliments seemed awkward at most
i chuckle at it now either way