I post on obscure image boards like this one.
lkek what an autist
Do you have any stories you would like to tell? Here's one from livechan> I'm learning to drive, so the instructor is teaching me how to use the steering wheel. He explained to me that if you want to curve slightly (for example) to the right, you have to higher your right hand, then grab the wheel and make it spin. If you don't prepare by grabbing the steering wheel higher then it's hard to steer more than just a little. So during this lesson, as I was approaching a curve he suddenly said to me "Raise your right hand!" and for some reason I panicked and didn't understand what he expected from me... As a result, after a brief moment, I raised my right hand in the air like I was in high school... It was pretty embarrassing
Okay, probably the most autistic thing I've done was when I was in a robotics club in high school. We'd enter competitions, but only a certain number of teams could represent each school, so we first competed amongst ourselves to determine who would go. It was between me and this other guy who was really eager to go, a scrawny, fedora-wearing fellow with a barcode mustache. I wanted to go home, so I offered to decide it by rock-paper-scissors, but he opted to compete, attracting a bit of a crowd. It was a competition involving lifting objects over a fence to put them on your opponent's side. The match was close and it came down to the last second, with my robot ending in an outstretched position, hoisting a jack-shaped piece over for the winning point. I was sort of indifferent, so I stood there straight-faced and said nothing (pic related?). The other guy was visibly disappointed. After some people questioned my lukewarm response, I went over and made fun of him for not choosing rock-paper-scissors. It was a powerful, triumphant kind of autism.
Also, I made up the shiggy diggy thing.
Because of that you should say shiggy diggy in real life
God, I can't believe I'm sharing this...
Year was 2011 I believe. At the time, I was highly obsessed with pissing myself because it gave me a "high". Same thing with seeing deviantART type shit. It was terrible, yet gave me a weird high whenever I saw it. Hard to compare it to something, but it's like it's so bad it's good, kind of.
Anyways, my older brother had his friends over. I showed them my uh, "art" collection... after which I pissed myself. Right in front of 'em.
Now I see why they thought I was dysfunctional.
I guess that what's the internet does to people
everything ive ever done ever
When it snowed a week and a half ago I cleaned the dirt on my cars outside with the snow nearby. It was surprising how effective it was.
One Halloween we, were trick or treating, and for whatever reason, my family was in an old lady's house. We were heading for the door and, my brother who was seven at the time discovered a gun. He assumed it was a toy gun and pointed it at my mom saying, "pew pew." My mom somehow calmly and successfully told him to put down the gun.
Do you know if it was loaded?
It is very likely. The lady used it in the case of home invaders. I don't think there would be time to load the gun when there is danger.
>>2481>my little pony game you invented
oh no>Spaghetti starts spilling out of my pockets, I run away crying
at least you won
Not sure if this story counts as autistic but i'll tell it anyway
Local camp grounds had a movie night. Everyone is welcome to enjoy movies and other fun activites even if you arent from the local area or arent actively using the grounds for the night. One of the activities is riding an E-bike where you can ride it normally, or like a motorcycle with four speed settings, 5 mph, 10mph, 15mph and 20mph. It isnt free to own, it's property of the campgrounds and you had to stay on the campgrounds, and ride it back once you ran out of power. Everything was fine at first, there was two bikes and i and someone else went for a ride and i came back a bit late before the other guy did, and the people managing pulled a bitch fit out of nowhere at the guy who returned the bike. "you rode it too far and for too long, you'll have to pay a fine of 15 bucks" i got a bit angry at that and even the other guy thought it was nonsense. the bikes had to charge and after several hours i came back to go for another ride, and the "management" wasnt even there to manage the bikes. I had to manually hook it up to the charging station and i looked around to see where they went. They basically fucked off and found a place they could hide at and gossip about twitter drama. after the bike charged i figured "screw it, i'll ride this thing out of town and back" and i took off for a great adventure.
Nothing really eventful happened, i made it out of town (pretty damn far lol) and found a neat icecream shop and bought myself a cone, listened to some depeche mode and a "new wave" mixtape on cassette
ran out of power and had to manually ride back which was fine, but it turns out those people called the police for a missing bike.
i thought i was fucked but really, the management sat with the police in a seperate area then the recharge station, and it was dark so if i rode in quietly everything would work out. rode in, and parked it at the oppisite side of the recharge station. walked up and asked the police officer what happened and he said that one of the bikes got taken. "hey, it isnt even missing, its literally been parked at the other side of the recharge station for hours already" the officer shot a glance at the management, gave one of the guys a ticket and said "well thanks for wasting my fucking time" and drove off. After keking i left to watch some shitty cgi movie on the move screen they had set up and overall had a great day.
seems like both you and the teacher was autistic
i dont have a story but im so fucking sick of how people fetishize autism, it fucking sucks having this shit and zoomers act like its some quirky personality trait
im not even that high on the spectrum but it still fucking sucks
yeah, its treated like some type of magical power or status symbol instead of a curse
I hate how autism is spoken about. In a lot of cases, autism is used as a license to act like a total fool.
What does it mean to be the SDA to you, anon?
not him but it sounds like the Seventh-day Adventist Church
I'm not english, so I thought it was like " be the best gamer " or awesome gamer, something like that.
S.D.A = Super Duper Anonymous
Serious deadly army
Sufficiently devastating artsmen
See, deal, advance
Shoot dat arrow
Sleep during afternoon
Sheep diet advice
Send donuts asap>>2853
oh shit I've been beaten
That's right, you heard me. The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Anniversary Edition Is coming soon and i don't see it on your wishlist yet anons, Add it now or else i'll have to do things you won't feel comfortable with.
This is actually quite epic
For some retarded reason i honestly thought the entire elder scroll series was called "skyrim" as a whole instead of, well the elder scrolls
wasted 2 years no lifing a minecraft server I only stopped in 2020 and thinking back I have no idea wtf I was thinking
Minecraft is really easy to get sucked into. What were you building or doing?
Yesterday my brother asked me to watch a show he wanted me to see. So we watched Baka to Test to Shoukanjuu. I laid down comfortably on my couch until suddenly I was not comfy. My back needed to be scratched. I decided it would be weird to ask my brother, so I needed a backscratcher. I couldn't find one, so I used a butter knife as a backscratcher. It works.
I just tried to scratch my back with my phone, and nothing happened anon. Everything with well defined and solid edges can work to varying degrees.
I am here to report that I tried harder and I started to bleed. On the bright side my back isn't itchy.
Your dedication is impressive.