>>2481>my little pony game you invented
oh no>Spaghetti starts spilling out of my pockets, I run away crying
at least you won
Not sure if this story counts as autistic but i'll tell it anyway
Local camp grounds had a movie night. Everyone is welcome to enjoy movies and other fun activites even if you arent from the local area or arent actively using the grounds for the night. One of the activities is riding an E-bike where you can ride it normally, or like a motorcycle with four speed settings, 5 mph, 10mph, 15mph and 20mph. It isnt free to own, it's property of the campgrounds and you had to stay on the campgrounds, and ride it back once you ran out of power. Everything was fine at first, there was two bikes and i and someone else went for a ride and i came back a bit late before the other guy did, and the people managing pulled a bitch fit out of nowhere at the guy who returned the bike. "you rode it too far and for too long, you'll have to pay a fine of 15 bucks" i got a bit angry at that and even the other guy thought it was nonsense. the bikes had to charge and after several hours i came back to go for another ride, and the "management" wasnt even there to manage the bikes. I had to manually hook it up to the charging station and i looked around to see where they went. They basically fucked off and found a place they could hide at and gossip about twitter drama. after the bike charged i figured "screw it, i'll ride this thing out of town and back" and i took off for a great adventure.
Nothing really eventful happened, i made it out of town (pretty damn far lol) and found a neat icecream shop and bought myself a cone, listened to some depeche mode and a "new wave" mixtape on cassette
ran out of power and had to manually ride back which was fine, but it turns out those people called the police for a missing bike.
i thought i was fucked but really, the management sat with the police in a seperate area then the recharge station, and it was dark so if i rode in quietly everything would work out. rode in, and parked it at the oppisite side of the recharge station. walked up and asked the police officer what happened and he said that one of the bikes got taken. "hey, it isnt even missing, its literally been parked at the other side of the recharge station for hours already" the officer shot a glance at the management, gave one of the guys a ticket and said "well thanks for wasting my fucking time" and drove off. After keking i left to watch some shitty cgi movie on the move screen they had set up and overall had a great day.