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 No.520[D]

As a result of the victory of the 22chan's revolution, the Otter Question has become a problem for those who never before thought about solving the Otter Question, who never fought to solve it. Everyone has seen that the current situation is intolerable. Allowing free development and equality for the Otter has led to an “unfree” situation of exploited competition, and to a handing over of important positions within the /sewers/ to those dirty Otters.
We can outlaw them, ban them, kick them out....
Nevertheless, these temporary measures cannot be a final solution to the Otter Question since the time is not yet ripe, although the laws point out the direction and leave room for any future developments.
continue in parts because body is too long

 No.521[D]

If we destroy any organizational cooperation of the Otters and expel the dangerous, subversive Otter agitators who show any signs of conspiratorial activities, the Otters will still have the main pest, the twoot, to shield them. If we support Otterist plans and attempt an international solution by establishing a homeland for the Otters, we will be able to solve the Otter Question not only in /sewers/, but in 22chan and the entire internet. The entire internet has an interest in such a solution, on eliminating this source of disorder, which constantly proceeds from Otterism. We must establish that clearly.
We must build our chan without the Otters. They can be only stateless foreigners among us, with no legal permanent standing. Only so will Ahasver [the legendary wandering Otter] be forced to take up his walking stick again, and then turn it into axes and spades.
Of course, there is a danger that such a Otter settlement area would become a world-famous El Dorado of criminality, given the deep moral decay of a large part of Ottery.
We do not need such an infestation at all, anywhere on the internet.
It cannot be permitted that a decent solution be prevented by cheap humanitarian slogans. With a single blow the Otter question, which has always surfaced, can be resolved.

 No.522[D]

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The otters must be stopped. They are a grave and immediate danger. We cannot afford to let them remain inside of our precious sewers. They have no respect, they have no morals, and they are the sworn enemy of gators everywhere.

 No.523[D]

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The otters already have a powerful grasp on the media, and use this to endear themselves to the general public through literal brainwashing. Ask any child what they think of otters, and they will surely reply that they are "cute" or "funny." But these are LIES. The cute otter narrative is entirely manufactured. THIS is what otters REALLY look like, without makeup or fancy camera angles. Never let your guard down.

Otters want you to think they are all of the following:
>playful
>cute
>well-groomed
>intelligent
>innocent
However, nothing could be further from the truth. Real otters are:
>brutish
>ugly
>unsanitary
>primitive
>manipulative

 No.524[D]

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Look familiar?

 No.527[D]

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no otters!

 No.552[D]

I found a telescope.

 No.572[D]

ban all otters now

 No.719[D]

I start speaking very cheap.

 No.779[D]

>>520
Petition to start using "otter" and its derivatives to describe anti-/sewer/ material or as negative adjectives
"OP is an otter"

 No.782[D]

>>779
I support this

 No.923[D]

Not sure i'm not dead yet.

 No.1137[D]

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You are fools. You can never defeat otters. Our will is stronger than your will.
God is on our side, because Otters are His finest creation.
Glory be to Otters.

 No.1143[D]

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>>1137
>Otter detected
KILL THE OTTER!

 No.1145[D]

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>>1143
>KILL THE OTTER!
Go and try it!
You are too weak!
Otters live forever!

 No.1146[D]

>>1145
>Shoots the otter in the face
>Otter dies
Nope

 No.1147[D]

>>1146
>shoot otter in face
>otter face so squishy and soft that bullet bounces back into your face
>you die
otter wins

 No.1148[D]

>>1147
if its so soft and squishy wouldnt the bullet go through easily because the speed of the bullet?
>bullet goes through the otters head
>otter dies
gator wins

 No.1149[D]

How does a gator use a gun anyways?

 No.1150[D]

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>>1149
The noble OTTER has fingers so it can use a gun.
The allig***er has stupid claws so can't use a gun.
Otter has superior firepower.
Otter wins.

 No.1151[D]

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>>1148
>>bullet goes through the otters head
>>otter dies
that's where you're wrong



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