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UHH guys I had like this idea for a story, but since I can't bother to write it I'll just make a quest even though I'll quit after like two updates LOL
So uhmmm you're Gary Flacks. Welcome. You like banans. That's like sorta the character thing you've got going on. You're not a monkey AT ALL though, you just really like bananas.

So yeah uhh you have banans in your hand right now. But like yourreally like banans so you wanna get more. So uhm, how do you get more banans? You can probably go to the store or like infliltrate a zoo and steal them from the monkeys or some shid like that I dunno. Be creative! Cuz I'm totally am. Byes, I go out, switzerland.


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I want these banans... but I don't have any money. I'm out of a job. Turned to drinking. I miss my banans... Would I steal for these banans? The animal I have become...


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FUcking 'ell as if that wasn't enough a bunch of monkeys stole all the banans in the store! And mine too!
What do I do now? Get drunk and fail at pickpocketing someone of course... I mean, unless you guys have better ideas
Byze, out goes me, switzerland


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Gary Flacks got drunk on vodka bought with money he stole from a homeless beggar
Should've told him to do something else
Goodbye Gary... You had such a beautiful smile... But oh for so brief!


shoulda shot those monkeys

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