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 No.1942[D]

use fortune to know the truth
ask oracle any questions and she shall answer you

Your Fortune: Outlook good

 No.1944[D][DF]

is sex good

Your Fortune: Good Luck

 No.1945[D][DF]

Is robomaniac black jew

Your Fortune: Bad Luck

 No.1946[D][DF]

Will i kill myself this year ?

Your Fortune: Good Luck

 No.1947[D][DF]

Does my mother love me?

Your Fortune: Very Bad Luck

 No.1948[D][DF]

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 No.1949[D][DF]

Will twoot-sama ever notice me?

Your Fortune: Very Bad Luck

 No.1950[D][DF]

>>1946
I do hope he meant "good luck" as in "you won't kill yourself"
Anyway, roll. (Bad luck I will kys this year, good luck I won't)

Your Fortune: Outlook good

 No.1951[D][DF]

>>1949
Guess the oracle is lying

 No.1952[D][DF]

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>>1951
SENPAI NOTICED ME
P-please be gentle twoot senpai
Arra arra

Your Fortune: Excellent Luck

 No.1954[D][DF]

>>1951
Oops I meant to reply to >>1945

 No.1957[D][DF]

Yes you are right twoot oracle lied lol

Your Fortune: Outlook good

 No.1958[D][DF]

Speaking of robomaniac
Do you think the memetic spell will work

Your Fortune: Very Bad Luck

 No.1959[D][DF]

NO SCREW YOU IT WILL WORK

Your Fortune: Very Bad Luck

 No.1960[D][DF]

DAMMIT ORACLE

Your Fortune: Very Bad Luck

 No.1961[D][DF]

ass

Your Fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

 No.1962[D][DF]

>>1961
twoot's gonna touch your ass

Your Fortune: Bad Luck

 No.1963[D][DF]

Will twoot-sama touch anon-kun in a homoerotic manner
Tell me oracle

Your Fortune: Very Bad Luck

 No.1964[D][DF]

Will twoot pet anon-kun on the head

Your Fortune: Better not tell you now

 No.1965[D][DF]

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>>1964
I pet Twoot-sama everyday.
He's my official cute [spoiler]sexy[/spoiler] neko.
Who's a good BOYY??? <3

 No.1966[D][DF]

>>1965
I see that you are a mod

Your Fortune: Average Luck

 No.1967[D][DF]

Are mods gay

Your Fortune: Good Luck

 No.1969[D][DF]

Are jannies gay

Your Fortune: Outlook good

 No.1970[D][DF]

>>1967
>>1969
well well well

 No.1971[D][DF]

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 No.1972[D][DF]


 No.1973[D][DF]

>>1972
you can't force memetic spells, bro

Your Fortune: Excellent Luck

 No.1974[D][DF]

Im that autistic that i forget the "dont force things" rule how could i forget.
Thanks anon, and oracle for reminding me

Your Fortune: Very Bad Luck

 No.1975[D][DF]

It's spooky how oracle is right EVERY TIME

Your Fortune: Very Bad Luck

 No.1976[D][DF]

so much bad luck
cursed thread

Your Fortune: Godly Luck

 No.1977[D][DF]

Blessed thread

 No.2045[D][DF]

is bread good?

Your Fortune: Outlook good

 No.2048[D][DF]

are all men created equal?

Your Fortune: Reply hazy, try again

 No.2049[D][DF]

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>>2048
the oracle is at a loss, he wants to keep it real, but he knows he cant post racism outside of /b/. i have won

 No.2050[D][DF]

will the persecution against Anonymous ever end?

Your Fortune: Very Bad Luck

 No.2051[D][DF]

>>2050
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 No.2055[D][DF]

We anons are a persecuted people
Just like the israelites
kekistan is dead, killed by the normalniggers
We must make a new nation
Should we do it oracle? A nation of comfyness and peace?

Your Fortune: Excellent Luck

 No.2056[D][DF]

>>2055
>dubs
Checked
>excelent luck
Godanm this post
Too perfect
What will we call this new nation?
I mean we already have a flag, so we just need a name lol
For sure, forcing anything is a bad idea so i'd just let this post slowroast for a little

 No.2057[D][DF]

Will ED come back from the dead, like jesus did?

Your Fortune: Outlook good

 No.2058[D][DF]

Is Terry A. Davis still alive?

Your Fortune: Outlook good

 No.2064[D][DF]

Will today be a waste of time or will things go alright?

Your Fortune: Good Luck

 No.2067[D][DF]

>>2056
just name it 22chan, no need for some gay meme name that draws in 15 year olds.

Your Fortune: Outlook good

 No.2188[D][DF]

is livechan holy

Your Fortune: Bad Luck

 No.2189[D][DF]

NONONONONO

 No.2190[D][DF]

Was livechan holy before the new update?

Your Fortune: Very Bad Luck

 No.2191[D][DF]

oh shit nigga

 No.2192[D][DF]

is livechan at least good

Your Fortune: Excellent Luck

 No.2196[D][DF]

I wanna be rich!

Your Fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

 No.2221[D][DF]

will twoot get the corona?
good luck=yes
bad luck= no

Your Fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

 No.2222[D][DF]

WILL TWOT GET CORONA

 No.2223[D][DF]

>>2222
nice numbers

Your Fortune: Average Luck

 No.2224[D][DF]

dammit noooo
wasted sewers quads

Your Fortune: Outlook good

 No.2407[D][DF]

If I use the *brand new* '98 version of 22chan, do I get better luck?

Your Fortune: Reply hazy, try again

 No.2408[D][DF]

>>2407
trying again

Your Fortune: Excellent Luck

 No.2495[D][DF]

>>2408
shid your ass? no thx?

 No.2496[D][DF]

is your mom gay

Your Fortune: Outlook good

 No.2503[D][DF]

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>>1942
Oracle, is Ahmed the kebab man really my dad?

Your Fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

 No.2610[D][DF]

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Hey oracle, do you prefer being depicted as a surreal, absurd figure such as famed metaphysical painter Giorgio de Chirico's "Il Vaticinatore" (the soothsayer) to more classical depictions, such as the OP pic, which originate from the oracles of ancient greece?

Your Fortune: Better not tell you now

 No.2611[D][DF]

the oracle's true form is a mystery.

Your Fortune: Excellent Luck

 No.2625[D][DF]

is somebois a watermelon addict?

Your Fortune: Excellent Luck

 No.2626[D][DF]

>>2625
OH shid OH FUCK ORACLE HAS SPOKEN SHE SPEAKS THE TRUTH ONCE AGAIN

Your Fortune: Good Luck

 No.2662[D][DF]

Oracle will I get to fuck a vagina?

Your Fortune: Reply hazy, try again

 No.2663[D][DF]

>>2662
W-will I fuck a vagene?

Your Fortune: Better not tell you now

 No.2664[D][DF]

>>2663
C-can you tell me now?

Your Fortune: Godly Luck

 No.2665[D][DF]


 No.2666[D][DF]

>>2665
oracle is wise also hail satan

Your Fortune: Outlook good

 No.2726[D][DF]

oracle, should I write my idea?

 No.2727[D][DF]

>>2726
oracle here, yes

 No.2761[D][DF]

Literally want to open mouth and write iii lii.

 No.2762[D][DF]

>>2761
iii iii

 No.2763[D][DF]

>>2762
its iii lii you retard

 No.2764[D][DF]

>>2222
way to waste quads

 No.2765[D][DF]

>>2764
shid

 No.2766[D][DF]

>>1942
iii lii

Your Fortune: Bad Luck

 No.2767[D][DF]

Tell me oracle, will people like the new oracle option?

 No.2768[D][DF]

Tell me oracle, will people like the new oracle option?

Oracle says: Not gonna tell you

 No.2769[D][DF]

do i like you?

Oracle says: Yes, definetly

 No.2770[D][DF]

>>2768
fugg you twoot she likes me

 No.2771[D][DF]

>>2770
nice

 No.2772[D][DF]

>>2761
Steve did not fortune so I will do it for him

Your Fortune: Excellent Luck

 No.2773[D][DF]

>>2772
As is to be expected

 No.2774[D][DF]

is twoot a lucky and nice cat

Your Fortune: Bad Luck

Oracle says: Yes, definetly

 No.2775[D][DF]

>>2764
he has brought great shame to his family

 No.2776[D][DF]

large hadron collider

Your Fortune: Better not tell you now

Oracle says: No

 No.2777[D][DF]

>>2776
trips get haha top kek

Oracle says: Maybe

 No.2780[D][DF]

>>2777
oh fugg you i almost got it you sneaky kraut

 No.2821[D][DF]

Shall I succeed?

Your Fortune: Outlook good

 No.2822[D][DF]

>>2821
And oracle?

Oracle says: Probably

 No.2916[D][DF]

>>1942
Should I wear clothes tomorow?

Your Fortune: Average Luck

Oracle says: Maybe

 No.2917[D][DF]

>>2916
Yr riight, better check the weather

Your Fortune: Good Luck

Oracle says: Definetly no

 No.3012[D][DF]

do u wuvv me?

Oracle says: Definetly no

 No.3013[D][DF]

:(((((
i must commit self kill

Your Fortune: Bad Luck

Oracle says: Try again

 No.3017[D][DF]

>>3013
try again faggot



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