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Scream General : Empty Your Lungs Edition

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WHITEY DID THIS
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Behold!

Here comes the KING OF NI​GGERS
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Please remember to call people out on their spammy bullshid, here's a free reaction image to help you make the internet a slightly less shidty place.
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YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS???

WELL
DO YOU
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beefstar

"Do you, like, ever let people into your meat-locker to, like, uh, you know,
fuck around with the meat?" I asked.

The short-haired Greek man looked at me strangely from behind the counter.
Several of the waitresses glared in my direction.

"What you mean 'fuck around'?" the dumpy Greek asked.

"You know, like shovin' your dick in and out of the openings in the meat.
Then, like, getting a bunch of smelly, sticky cream of tubesteak all over the
junk that you grind into foodburgers," I informed him.

"Naw. We don't do that. You don't do that. Nobody do that," the imbecile
claimed.

"I do that," I began, "and as a matter of fact, most of my pals do that too.
We like it."

Overhearing our conversation, one of the waitresses gave me a sour look.
She seemed to be acting like she was getting sick. The cook and the other two
waitresses completely ignored everything except the random orders for patty
melts and double cheeseburgers.

"Look, I don't wanna do nothin' weird or strange or anything. I just wanna
fuck a bunch of meat that you got in your huge ol' meat locker. Listen, don't
any of you stupid fuckers understand what I'm sayin'?" I stated in an agitated
manner.

"Mister, people gotta eat my food. If you stick dick in food, no can eat.
Frank lose money. No can do," the Greek said.

"How much money would you lose, bright eyes?" I asked.

"Big thing of cow cost Frank $220 for a half," Greek-man said.

"Well, I wanna fuck around with about 13 of them. Let's see...that's about
$2860...and I'll give you...oh, let's see...$40 just for letting me do it,
OK?"

"I dunno."

"OK. Look, I'll give you $3000 cash, RIGHT NOW, cause I like you an awful
lot, and also cause I'm fucking sick and tired or trying to talk to you
goddamn Greek half-wits."

The Greek seemed to ponder what I had said for a minute, or perhaps he was
just wallowing in incomprehension. One waitress went into the back-room and
loudly threw up.

"OK. But you give Frank money NOW."

I handed the three bills over to the fool and lifted up a section of the
counter and walked into the walk-in freezer.

"OK, you can fuck with 13 sides of cow, but leave cheese and other gunk
alone.OK?"

There was a wide variety of different kinds of food present in the walk-in
freezer. Many, many eggs and other fine foods. I could see containers of
pancake batter and butter. On the left was what I was after. Thirteen
beautiful sides of beef!

I started to get a hard-on just looking at the beef!

"You got your cash. Get out of here!" I shouted at the geek.

I casually waltzed up to the nearest beef-side and began to sweet-talk it.

"Hi, new in town? Ever get into Satanism? shid, you're cute."

The cool beef did not reply.

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post bread goddamnit
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わは~!
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Brain damage

What the actual fuck have I made
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i hate you all

especially otters, eat shid and die
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the /sewers/ holy church of oracle

use fortune to know the truth
ask oracle any questions and she shall answer you
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...i am redartation
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Anti-Zwoot Action

A nefarious evil has befallen our board, but if we all work together we can defeat it. On the count of three, leat's all clap our hands and say "go away zwoot." Here we go
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GO AWAY ZWOOT
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>Turn on sphere.
>Ask sphere for tomorrow's weather.
>Five seconds later, it breaks.
Welp, guess it won't be pleasing.
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superstar rock
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CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW
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lol u tk him 2da bar|?
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HE'S MELTING!!!!!!!!!!!111
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Did you know?

No you don't. Fuck off
~Gorgias
[spoiler]
On Non-Existence:
1. Nothing exists;
2. Even if something exists, nothing can be known about it; and
3. Even if something can be known about it, knowledge about it can't be communicated to others.
4. Even if it can be communicated, it cannot be understood.[/spoiler]
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22chan is dead.

That's it, sorry. Go post somewhere else. No, it won't ever resuscitate. Leave now
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>get big beautiful house on a spacious estate
>cram it with so much bullshid it becomes impossible to walk in a straight line without knocking something over and causing a domino effect
why were victorians like this
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QUICK GET IN THE CAR

GET IN THE CAR, I'll explain later. GET IN THE CAR, QUICK
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Spider Gang?

sPiDeRgAnG
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i liek gator
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Guess who had an internet connection outage?
Me.
And it olnly begun at daytime yesterday.
And it olnly stopped now, in evening.
The line people fixed it in 18 hours.
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gator gang nigga

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gatorgang

Gatorgang
g8er gang
gayter gang
and most importantly
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THATS IT
IM SICK AND TIRED OF ALL THIS NOISE WHOEVERS DOWN THERE IS MAKING
HOPE YOU GET WHAT YOU DISERVE FAGGOT
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22CHAN PRIDE

HEIL TWOOT ANON PRIDE FUCK watermelon addictS LITERALLY ALMOST EVERY OTHER IMAGEBOARD IS RETARDED 22CHAN IS 22 TIMES THE CHAN
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https://22chan.org/sewers/res/2700#q2700
as he goes and sleep in a tent i go pay the a rent with a cent that i bent
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de blacc man go "ongo bongo"
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In the sewer all alone, that's my home!
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You have a chicken, donald trump and a cello.
What do you do?
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This is a 10-year-old screenshot. I played this character 10 years ago.
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My Spurdo looks cool?
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Have my devious "flim-flam's" caused you to relinquish your emotional well being?

Ejaculating my laughter in a in a rude, uproarious manner
I see my cunning and devilish plan to discombobulate your anal cavity proceeded as planned, for i has coaxed you into a snafu.
I shall now qoute your clause inorder to establish my dominince forth-hence:
>good sir, you have enraged my sexual organs so, this is an outrage!
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fuck it imma sleep in a tent
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lolelolelole fuck mods fuck jannies
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Daily news

Report news and discuss itt!
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I like to find construction sites, go there at night, find the building permit which is legally required to be on-site at all times, rip it off the wall and take it home. I have collected 47 different permits from 36 construction sites. Fear me.
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GATORMAN

TO THE RESCUE
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frick you

frick
and heck
fight me
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itt: derail this thread
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Do you guys like my website https://22chan.org i think its pretty cool, i also have another website https://wiese2.org its also pretty sweet.
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he big

he fat
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blehhhhh
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guys wtf how could moot do this?
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What's worse?

What is worse, Tumblr or plebbit?
Like yeah, they're both cesspools of garbage, but what is worse?
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8w8

8w8
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DEATH TO CAPITALISM
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let's celebrate the birthday of 22chan itt lole
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i just broke into this chick's apartment, stole $81, some airpods, a bunch of $2 bills, a ti-84+ graphing calculator, and 7 condoms. i then left some sticky notes in her bedroom telling her to add me on instagram (i made a burner account). am i doing this whole dating thing properly?
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bros...
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gatorgang

gatorgang
gatorgang
gatorgang
gatorgang
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Chad Central American Empire VS cuck Columbia
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Spider education

Spiders can seem disgusting at first, but they are really fascinating and interesting once you take a closer look
I've found this nice website with a bunch of articles on spiders, if you find something particularly interesting feel free to post it itt! Here it is: https://infinitespider.com/category/spiders/
Or you could also post any article from any website regarding spiders

I'll start with pic related... not a spider! You've probably seen these (well at least I have), they have eight long legs, a tiny body and look like spiders but they aren't classified as such for a few reasons. Most importantly, they cannot harm you at all, as they don't have fangs or produce any venom. On the contrary, they hunt bugs and other pests, so are good for you to have around!
https://infinitespider.com/daddy-long-legs-411/
This article is pretty good, I rec
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Favorite copy pastas

I'm interested to see if there's any I haven't seen yet.
Pic unrelated.
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HINA ICHIGO LOVES GATOR GANG
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Gentelmen?
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xD

Someone photoshop Vigo's face on this virgin with rage, would be rather epic.
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MANIFESTO OF THE COMMUNIST PARTY
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[From the English edition of 1888, edited by Friedrich Engels]

A spectre is haunting Europe -- the spectre of Communism.
All the Powers of old Europe have entered into a holy alliance to
exorcise this spectre: Pope and Czar, Metternich and Guizot,
French Radicals and German police-spies.

Where is the party in opposition that has not been decried as
Communistic by its opponents in power? Where the Opposition
that has not hurled back the branding reproach of Communism,
against the more advanced opposition parties, as well as against
its reactionary adversaries?

Two things result from this fact.

I. Communism is already acknowledged by all European Powers
to be itself a Power.

II. It is high time that Communists should openly, in the
face of the whole world, publish their views, their aims, their
tendencies, and meet this nursery tale of the Spectre of
Communism with a Manifesto of the party itself.

To this end, Communists of various nationalities have
assembled in London, and sketched the following Manifesto, to be
published in the English, French, German, Italian, Flemish and
Danish languages.

I. BOURGEOIS AND PROLETARIANS

The history of all hitherto existing societies is the history
of class struggles.

Freeman and slave, patrician and plebeian, lord and serf,
guild-master and journeyman, in a word, oppressor and oppressed,
stood in constant opposition to one another, carried on an
uninterrupted, now hidden, now open fight, a fight that each time
ended, either in a revolutionary re-constitution of society at
large, or in the common ruin of the contending classes.

In the earlier epochs of history, we find almost everywhere a
complicated arrangement of society into various orders, a
manifold gradation of social rank. In ancient Rome we have
patricians, knights, plebeians, slaves; in the Middle Ages,
feudal lords, vassals, guild-masters, journeymen, apprentices,
serfs; in almost all of these classes, again, subordinate
gradations.

The modern bourgeois society that has sprouted from the ruins
of feudal society has not done away with class antagonisms. It
has but established new classes, new conditions of oppression,
new forms of struggle in place of the old ones. Our epoch, the
epoch of the bourgeoisie, possesses, however, this distinctive
feature: it has simplified the class antagonisms: Society as a
whole is more and more splitting up into two great hostile camps,
into two great classes, directly facing each other: Bourgeoisie
and Proletariat.

From the serfs of the Middle Ages sprang the chartered burghers
of the earliest towns. From these burgesses the first elements
of the bourgeoisie were developed.

The discovery of America, the rounding of the Cape, opened up
fresh ground for the rising bourgeoisie. The East-Indian and
Chinese markets, the colonisation of America, trade with the
colonies, the increase in the means of exchange and in
commodities generally, gave to commerce, to navigation, to
industry, an impulse never before known, and thereby, to the
revolutionary element in the tottering feudal society, a rapid
development.

The feudal system of industry, under which industrial production
was monopolised by closed guilds, now no longer sufficed for the
growing wants of the new markets. The manufacturing system took
its place. The guild-masters were pushed on one side by the
manufacturing middle class; division of labour between the
different corporate guilds vanished in the face of division of
labour in each single workshop.

Meantime the markets kept ever growing, the demand ever rising.
Even manufacture no longer sufficed. Thereupon, steam and
machinery revolutionised industrial production. The place of
manufacture was taken by the giant, Modern Industry, the place of
the industrial middle class, by industrial millionaires, the
leaders of whole industrial armies, the modern bourgeois.

Modern industry has established the world-market, for which the
discovery of America paved the way. This market has given an
immense development to commerce, to navigation, to communication
by land. This development has, in its time, reacted on the
extension of industry; and in proportion as industry, commerce,
navigation, railways extended, in the same proportion the
bourgeoisie developed, increased its capital, and pushed into the
background every class handed down from the Middle Ages.

We see, therefore, how the modern bourgeoisie is itself the
product of a long course of development, of a series of
revolutions in the modes of production and of exchange.
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Ill fookin eat ye I will
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Want to know you fortune?
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Poop in hand!
Make fist!
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>you will never know true bliss
>to be a god among men
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I'm gay
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fish gang

gatorgang, spidergang, ottergang, they are all gay. The real gang is the fish gang.
Fish gang rise up
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WETLAND HABITAT GANG 4 LIFE

EVIL CAN DEFEATED ONLY TOGETHER, I HAVE HAD IT WITH THE INFIGHTING "GATOR GANG" THIS "OTTER GANG" THAT, IT'S ALL A DISTRACTION ALRIGHT THEY'RE TRYING TO KEEP US FROM SAVING THE WORLD (OF WATER ANIMALS) WE MUST UNITE AND GROW STRONGER TO BUILD A PROSPEROUS WORLD (FOR WATER ANIMALS)

WHOS WITH ME?????
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