Im curious as to what we will do and i like this storytelling idea so kinda ignore this comment or mods plz delete but
>homestuck ripoff begining
>artstyle seem familiar
let the storytelling commence
i wanna see that poster on the left closer
robomaniac make the sexy witch card i've been waiting for 9001 years
I dont work very well under pressure, so... wait a bit more!
the last reply was ment for >>507
go onto Tumblr and dedicate an entire blog to ranting about how Lucy Cryptid sexualizes women in an unhealthy way.
NO, NO, NO, NO, AND LASTLY BUT MOST IMPORTANT, NO
Why you could make ME go to that hellhole of a shit site? What I did to you?!
Agh... Just remembering you short-yet-extremly-traumatizing stay on it gives you a god-sent headache... Goddamn rabid headcannoners...
Look around your room in search of useful objects
We need a backpack or something dont we
We were about to go to school yeah?
Aren't we late already or something?
We are like already 9 posts in
Get changed into your uniform! Unless school doesn't require one..? Either way we can't be wearing out pajamas to school.
You ALREADY have your 100% trustable winged backpack, very useful, small outside, kidnapping big inside! >>517
Not that you know, classes start at 7:30 and its like, 6:00 if your digital clock doesnt lie, also, the fact you live at like, three or four streets from school helps. >>522
Huh... whats pajama?
>>527>youlette sleeps without pajamas
We are up a little early I see
Anyway let's have breakfast and go to school
whats for breakfast tho? im thinking wheat bix, start the day of right, with plenty of fiber and nutrients
Ahh shit no Count Chocula? Time to make a normal sandwich i guess.
Fuck it, we're running out of time. Just make some toast and run to school, cliche anime girl style.
You didnt want Count Chocula anyways, your inner demoness ask for a sin, so you are going to make the most unholy sandwich, bacon and grilled cheese.>>534
You say to yourself "Hey, its not THAT late" as you see the clock, anyways you spent 15 minutes doing nothing!
Thinking about all these stuff before going to the bathroom first to wash your teeth and empty what's left of the cum you sucked of that poor boy yesterday really annoys you, and you hate being annoyed so you head to the bathroom first
Uh... sure, anyways, HOLY MOLY YOU CANT SEE A SHIT, also...
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE KITCHEN, YOU JUST MOVED IN SOME DAYS BEFORE
Touch walls till you find the switch, then wander in the house till you find the kitchen. We have like an hour, we can do it!
Use your demon powers to summon an imp to find it for you
the light switch is literally two inches to your right.
Wait, theres is the switch! Probably you ignored it on the darkness, wacky, one step closer to that lust bacon and cheese sandwich.>>557
Huh... you havent developed as a demon or as a women enough to do that...
alright, turn on the light and go make a sandwich. Be careful not to burn it.
Why is your switch upside down you stupid wench
SAMWICH. NAO. MUST-A GO TO THE KICHIN >>569
the fuck you talking about, all the switches you have seen in your life were this way.
No they're not, that's some voodoo switch you've got going on there. Call a priest to exorcise it.
most switches aren't literally "up is on and down is off", or vice versa, but rather, flicking the switch simply changes the current (or something like that idk). Basically, flicking the switch does the opposite of what is currently happening. This isn't noticeable in most rooms, since they usually have only one light switch, but if you have multiple switches connected to one light source, as some houses do near stairwells, you'll notice that the direction for on and off is constantly changing
I understand when there's 2 switches in a room that control a same light sometimes down may be "on," but when there is a switch that's *actually labeled* and "on" is down then you know your house is actually fucking haunted or put together by mexicans. Either way, call a priest.
THAT REMINDED YOU SOMETHING!!
You didnt meet your new neighbour yet. you know shes some ghost bitch, i mean, you saw her..? him..? a ghost can be trans? huh...
LETS NOT THINK ABOUT IT. LIKE. NEVER. AGAIN.
A ghost can’t be trans. A ghost is the SOUL of a person. Trans implies literal transition, but a soul can’t transition, because it always was what it is
"I SAID, NEVER AGAIN
OH LOOK, THATS A DOOR WITH A STICKY POST IN!
THATS PROBABLY A STEP CLOSER TO THE KITCHEN
it's been two months since this thread was started. and we still haven't gotten a sandwich.
Well, you should kinda fost paster in the thread, a suggestion based isnt >fun without suggestions...
Fuck the damn sandwich. Let's just go outside and off to school. There's gonna be lunch later anyways.
But it's good art.
OH BOY AFTER ALL THIS TIME ITS PROBABLY TIME TO GET INTO THE DAMN KITCHEN
I'd say "holy guacamole" but there's no guacamole there or probably (hopefully) anywhere else in the house too, it's a sandwich, the thing you were looking for! Now ain't that a damn nice coincidence.
also I had the name (((guest "artist"))) but for some reason it doesn't show up
lift the watch of your arm kick it into reverse and watch the mileage go back babeey