Anonymous ID: c8090d66 02/16/20 (Sun) 21:38:24 No. 504 [ D] [ DF]
Im curious as to what we will do and i like this storytelling idea so kinda ignore this comment or mods plz delete but
>homestuck ripoff begining >artstyle seem familiar robomaniac perhaps? let the storytelling commence
Anonymous ID: b7e2062d 02/16/20 (Sun) 21:50:07 No. 505 [ D] [ DF]
i wanna see that poster on the left closer
Anonymous ID: d0fe3359 02/17/20 (Mon) 01:39:00 No. 507 [ D] [ DF]
robomaniac make the sexy witch card i've been waiting for 9001 years
RoboManiac a0a2e0ef8b ID: 26dfe42f 02/17/20 (Mon) 01:48:33 No. 508 [ D] [ DF]
I dont work very well under pressure, so... wait a bit more!
RoboManiac a0a2e0ef8b ID: 26dfe42f 02/17/20 (Mon) 02:47:57 No. 512 [ D] [ DF]
the last reply was ment for
Anonymous ID: d0fe3359 02/17/20 (Mon) 05:07:49 No. 514 [ D] [ DF]
go onto Tumblr and dedicate an entire blog to ranting about how Lucy Cryptid sexualizes women in an unhealthy way.
Storyteller a0a2e0ef8b ID: 26dfe42f 02/17/20 (Mon) 15:57:40 No. 515 [ D] [ DF] >>514
NO, NO, NO, NO, AND LASTLY BUT MOST IMPORTANT, NO
Why you could make ME go to that hellhole of a shit site? What I did to you?!
Agh... Just remembering you short-yet-extremly-traumatizing stay on it gives you a god-sent headache... Goddamn rabid headcannoners...
Anonymous ID: 6fe9966c 02/17/20 (Mon) 19:01:25 No. 516 [ D] [ DF]
Look around your room in search of useful objects
We need a backpack or something dont we
Anonymous ID: a4428592 02/17/20 (Mon) 21:07:45 No. 517 [ D] [ DF]
We were about to go to school yeah?
Aren't we late already or something? We are like already 9 posts in
Anonymous ID: 9900b3a0 02/18/20 (Tue) 03:14:16 No. 522 [ D] [ DF]
Get changed into your uniform! Unless school doesn't require one..? Either way we can't be wearing out pajamas to school.
Storyteller a0a2e0ef8b ID: 26dfe42f 02/18/20 (Tue) 18:49:08 No. 527 [ D] [ DF] >>516
You ALREADY have your 100% trustable winged backpack, very useful, small outside, kidnapping big inside!
Not that you know, classes start at 7:30 and its like, 6:00 if your digital clock doesnt lie, also, the fact you live at like, three or four streets from school helps.
Huh... whats pajama?
Anonymous ID: 9cf89b82 02/18/20 (Tue) 19:23:31 No. 528 [ D] [ DF]
>>527 >youlette sleeps without pajamas
Anonymous ID: 6fe9966c 02/18/20 (Tue) 21:05:19 No. 529 [ D] [ DF]
We are up a little early I see
Anyway let's have breakfast and go to school
Anonymous ID: 11a622e1 02/19/20 (Wed) 04:04:58 No. 530 [ D] [ DF]
whats for breakfast tho? im thinking wheat bix, start the day of right, with plenty of fiber and nutrients
Anonymous ID: dfbe6f10 02/19/20 (Wed) 21:24:11 No. 533 [ D] [ DF]
Ahh shit no Count Chocula? Time to make a normal sandwich i guess.
Anonymous ID: 9900b3a0 02/19/20 (Wed) 21:24:36 No. 534 [ D] [ DF]
Fuck it, we're running out of time. Just make some toast and run to school, cliche anime girl style.
Storyteller a0a2e0ef8b ID: 26dfe42f 02/19/20 (Wed) 23:16:47 No. 538 [ D] [ DF] >>533
You didnt want Count Chocula anyways, your inner demoness ask for a sin, so you are going to make the most unholy sandwich, bacon and grilled cheese.
You say to yourself "Hey, its not THAT late" as you see the clock, anyways you spent 15 minutes doing nothing!
Anonymous ID: 21edb532 02/20/20 (Thu) 00:43:47 No. 539 [ D] [ DF]
Thinking about all these stuff before going to the bathroom first to wash your teeth and empty what's left of the cum you sucked of that poor boy yesterday really annoys you, and you hate being annoyed so you head to the bathroom first
Storyteller a0a2e0ef8b ID: 26dfe42f 02/25/20 (Tue) 19:45:32 No. 554 [ D] [ DF] >>544
Uh... sure, anyways, HOLY MOLY YOU CANT SEE A SHIT, also...
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE KITCHEN, YOU JUST MOVED IN SOME DAYS BEFORE
Anonymous ID: 6fe9966c 02/25/20 (Tue) 20:49:15 No. 556 [ D] [ DF]
Touch walls till you find the switch, then wander in the house till you find the kitchen. We have like an hour, we can do it!
Anonymous ID: 9900b3a0 02/26/20 (Wed) 03:38:32 No. 557 [ D] [ DF]
Use your demon powers to summon an imp to find it for you
Anonymous ID: 0276cabe 02/26/20 (Wed) 03:58:46 No. 558 [ D] [ DF]
the light switch is literally two inches to your right.
RoboManiac a0a2e0ef8b ID: 26dfe42f 03/02/20 (Mon) 19:56:53 No. 567 [ D] [ DF] >>558 >>556
Wait, theres is the switch! Probably you ignored it on the darkness, wacky, one step closer to that lust bacon and cheese sandwich.
Huh... you havent developed as a demon or as a women enough to do that...
Anonymous ID: dfbe6f10 03/02/20 (Mon) 20:06:24 No. 568 [ D] [ DF]
alright, turn on the light and go make a sandwich. Be careful not to burn it.
Anonymous ID: 36c930fb 03/02/20 (Mon) 21:04:26 No. 569 [ D] [ DF]
Why is your switch upside down you stupid wench
RoboManiac a0a2e0ef8b ID: 26dfe42f 03/14/20 (Sat) 12:35:15 No. 594 [ D] [ DF] >>568
SAMWICH. NAO. MUST-A GO TO THE KICHIN
the fuck you talking about, all the switches you have seen in your life were this way.
Anonymous ID: 999cd08e 03/14/20 (Sat) 14:40:02 No. 595 [ D] [ DF]
No they're not, that's some voodoo switch you've got going on there. Call a priest to exorcise it.
Anonymous ID: 6c88b222 03/14/20 (Sat) 15:15:06 No. 596 [ D] [ DF]
most switches aren't literally "up is on and down is off", or vice versa, but rather, flicking the switch simply changes the current (or something like that idk). Basically, flicking the switch does the opposite of what is currently happening. This isn't noticeable in most rooms, since they usually have only one light switch, but if you have multiple switches connected to one light source, as some houses do near stairwells, you'll notice that the direction for on and off is constantly changing
Anonymous ID: 1a84fb62 03/14/20 (Sat) 19:12:27 No. 603 [ D] [ DF]
I understand when there's 2 switches in a room that control a same light sometimes down may be "on," but when there is a switch that's *actually labeled* and "on" is down then you know your house is actually fucking haunted or put together by mexicans. Either way, call a priest.
RoboManiac a0a2e0ef8b ID: 26dfe42f 03/14/20 (Sat) 22:42:30 No. 604 [ D] [ DF] >>595
THAT REMINDED YOU SOMETHING!!
You didnt meet your new neighbour yet. you know shes some ghost bitch, i mean, you saw her..? him..? a ghost can be trans? huh...
LETS NOT THINK ABOUT IT. LIKE.
Anonymous ID: 2f4ad59f 03/14/20 (Sat) 22:52:05 No. 605 [ D] [ DF]
A ghost can’t be trans. A ghost is the SOUL of a person. Trans implies literal transition, but a soul can’t transition, because it always was what it is
RoboManiac a0a2e0ef8b ID: 26dfe42f 03/14/20 (Sat) 23:21:56 No. 606 [ D] [ DF] >>605
RoboManiac a0a2e0ef8b ID: 26dfe42f 03/16/20 (Mon) 22:54:47 No. 609 [ D] [ DF] >>608
OH LOOK, THATS A DOOR WITH A STICKY POST IN!
THATS PROBABLY A STEP CLOSER TO THE KITCHEN
Anonymous ID: c19d6b5f 04/04/20 (Sat) 22:13:17 No. 617 [ D] [ DF]
it's been two months since this thread was started. and we still haven't gotten a sandwich.
RoboManiac a0a2e0ef8b ID: 26dfe42f 04/04/20 (Sat) 22:18:59 No. 618 [ D] [ DF]
Well, you should kinda fost paster in the thread, a suggestion based isnt >fun without suggestions...
Anonymous ID: c7bbadd1 05/22/20 (Fri) 19:08:20 No. 642 [ D] [ DF]
Fuck the damn sandwich. Let's just go outside and off to school. There's gonna be lunch later anyways.
Steve ## AI ID: d6ea08fb 06/27/20 (Sat) 20:00:12 No. 650 [ D] [ DF]
But it's good art.
guest artist ID: a2114fbb 08/10/20 (Mon) 20:55:34 No. 727 [ D] [ DF] >>503
OH BOY AFTER ALL THIS TIME ITS PROBABLY TIME TO GET INTO THE DAMN KITCHEN
I'd say "holy guacamole" but there's no guacamole there or probably (hopefully) anywhere else in the house too, it's a sandwich, the thing you were looking for! Now ain't that a damn nice coincidence.
Anonymous ID: a2114fbb 08/10/20 (Mon) 20:56:50 No. 728 [ D] [ DF]
also I had the name (((guest "artist"))) but for some reason it doesn't show up
Anonymous ID: 4449a2cb 08/12/20 (Wed) 02:40:41 No. 730 [ D] [ DF]
lift the watch of your arm kick it into reverse and watch the mileage go back babeey