Anonymous 08/14/20 (Fri) 15:04:33 No. 8837 [ D] [ DF]
Are you gonna die, anon?
Anonymous 08/14/20 (Fri) 17:06:30 No. 8838 [ D] [ DF]
I don't think so, unless this mean an alien fugged my face while i was asleep. that could get ugly
Anonymous 08/14/20 (Fri) 20:16:10 No. 8839 [ D] [ DF]
alright lads my tummy's been cramping through the day and now i'm feeling like it might be Time to take a shid. see you on the other side
Anonymous 08/14/20 (Fri) 22:32:11 No. 8842 [ D] [ DF]
>>8836 >>8839 >>8840
All of these could be symptoms of anxiety. Are you a hypochondriac?
Anonymous 08/15/20 (Sat) 13:39:22 No. 8850 [ D] [ DF]
i have been stressed as fucc lately
>this was supposed to be a funny thread where i detail my shid odyssey but i still haven't shat and now its turning into a feels threadt
Anonymous 08/15/20 (Sat) 14:15:31 No. 8851 [ D] [ DF]
That's a long time to not shid. Once I didn't fart for 5 days and it became very painful as the gas built up. Don't try to push it out or you may pop a blood vessel. Just sit on the toilet, relax and play a phone game. If you go to the doctor, they'll shove a hose up your ass and charge you thousands of dollars.
Anonymous 08/16/20 (Sun) 18:59:16 No. 8857 [ D] [ DF] >>8854
Just did. One smooth, coherent turd, over a foot long. Burned a bit coming out, but I've been taking fiber chews so it didn't tear me apart. I relaxed just like
said and didn't force it
Thank you everyone for your support.