No.8837[D][DF]
Are you gonna die, anon?
No.8838[D][DF]
>>8837I don't think so, unless this mean an alien fugged my face while i was asleep. that could get ugly
No.8839[D][DF]
alright lads my tummy's been cramping through the day and now i'm feeling like it might be Time to take a shid. see you on the other side
No.8842[D][DF]
>>8836>>8839>>8840All of these could be symptoms of anxiety. Are you a hypochondriac?
No.8850[D][DF]
>>8842i have been stressed as fucc lately
>this was supposed to be a funny thread where i detail my shid odyssey but i still haven't shat and now its turning into a feels threadt No.8851[D][DF]
>>8850That's a long time to not shid. Once I didn't fart for 5 days and it became very painful as the gas built up. Don't try to push it out or you may pop a blood vessel. Just sit on the toilet, relax and play a phone game. If you go to the doctor, they'll shove a hose up your ass and charge you thousands of dollars.
No.8857[D][DF]
>>8854Just did. One smooth, coherent turd, over a foot long. Burned a bit coming out, but I've been taking fiber chews so it didn't tear me apart. I relaxed just like
>>8851 said and didn't force it
Thank you everyone for your support.