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 No.8682[D]

Lets try and be a bit creative today.
I want to see your guys best bastardized insults.
Ill start with one.
Go piss me a river.
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 No.8685[D][DF]

suck my cathole

 No.8687[D][DF]

>Your apple didn't fall far from the branches of the stupid tree on the way down
>Shut the hell up biscuit, I'll butter your butt.

 No.8690[D][DF]

for some reason i always go with "go fuck a duck"

 No.8695[D][DF]

>>8682
Fuck yourself with a fork.

 No.8696[D][DF]

>"Your ass is grass and i'm the lawn mower."

 No.8697[D][DF]

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>>8682
"You can take it up your rear end, you motherfucking chinky little coon!"

 No.8698[D][DF]

>go fuck yourself in your mouth with a taser

 No.8714[D][DF]

>>8682
eat your own ass.

 No.8715[D][DF]

>>8682
I will shid your pants.

 No.8716[D][DF]

>>8682
go piss me a river sounds very familiar.

 No.8727[D][DF]

>>8716
Im somewhat sure that the original is "go cry me a river".
Pissriver sounds cooler though.

 No.8728[D][DF]

>>8727
I know it's originally cry, but I've heard piss before

 No.8729[D][DF]

Go wank off your cat

 No.8730[D][DF]


 No.8731[D][DF]

go hug your cat and feed it

 No.8789[D][DF]

half of you is not half the you the other half is

 No.8803[D][DF]

>>8682
GO DICK A SUCK A BAG

 No.8843[D][DF]

You Fucklenuckle of a being

 No.8861[D][DF]

Daily Show viewer

 No.8862[D][DF]

>>8682
i like to use "trainable" instead of retard

 No.8864[D][DF]

>>8682
go shid in your hat
put an egg in your shoe and beat it

 No.8873[D][DF]

I'm fucking your eyes in.

 No.8875[D][DF]

Fuck on, retard

 No.8933[D][DF]

go shit yourself, pissfatty

 No.8937[D][DF]

sweet mother of fuck

 No.8938[D][DF]

>>8937
Sounds more like an exclamation than an insult desu.

 No.8966[D][DF]

You're no fresh sack of potatoes in this timeline, sockless.
You can do with a shut up and quit putting.

 No.8967[D][DF]

>>8682
>Go cry a river and drown yourself in it
>You unsalted fucknut

 No.8968[D][DF]

>>8682
Heard this from someone else
>If bullshid were a horn, you’d have a brass band

 No.8994[D][DF]

suck my left nut you dentist loving twat

 No.8995[D][DF]

>>8682
english teacher-looking poindexter

 No.9028[D][DF]

>>8682
Piss my ass, you socksucker.

 No.9029[D][DF]

>>8682
kill yourself ironically
and
Your dick is a faggot dick, faggot.

 No.9035[D][DF]

>>8682
I am two picoseconds away from turning your dick into a pretzel and eating to broiled

 No.9275[D][DF]

ya fuckin three-legged wallaby

 No.9276[D][DF]

Go kill yourself with a spoon.

 No.9391[D][DF]

>>8682
bitch and chips with extra 'tarded sauce

 No.9484[D][DF]

>>8682
glass-blowing bastards



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