No.8685[D][DF]
suck my cathole
No.8687[D][DF]
>Your apple didn't fall far from the branches of the stupid tree on the way down
>Shut the hell up biscuit, I'll butter your butt.
No.8690[D][DF]
for some reason i always go with "go fuck a duck"
No.8695[D][DF]
>>8682Fuck yourself with a fork.
No.8696[D][DF]
>"Your ass is grass and i'm the lawn mower."
No.8698[D][DF]
>go fuck yourself in your mouth with a taser
No.8715[D][DF]
>>8682I will shid your pants.
No.8716[D][DF]
>>8682go piss me a river sounds very familiar.
No.8727[D][DF]
>>8716Im somewhat sure that the original is "go cry me a river".
Pissriver sounds cooler though.
No.8728[D][DF]
>>8727I know it's originally cry, but I've heard piss before
No.8729[D][DF]
Go wank off your cat
No.8731[D][DF]
go hug your cat and feed it
No.8789[D][DF]
half of you is not half the you the other half is
No.8803[D][DF]
>>8682GO DICK A SUCK A BAG