suck my cathole
>Your apple didn't fall far from the branches of the stupid tree on the way down
>Shut the hell up biscuit, I'll butter your butt.
for some reason i always go with "go fuck a duck"
Fuck yourself with a fork.
>"Your ass is grass and i'm the lawn mower."
>go fuck yourself in your mouth with a taser
I will shid your pants.
go piss me a river sounds very familiar.
Im somewhat sure that the original is "go cry me a river".
Pissriver sounds cooler though.
I know it's originally cry, but I've heard piss before
Go wank off your cat
go hug your cat and feed it
half of you is not half the you the other half is
GO DICK A SUCK A BAG
You Fucklenuckle of a being
Daily Show viewer
i like to use "trainable" instead of retard
go shid in your hat
put an egg in your shoe and beat it
I'm fucking your eyes in.
Fuck on, retard
go shit yourself, pissfatty
sweet mother of fuck
Sounds more like an exclamation than an insult desu.
You're no fresh sack of potatoes in this timeline, sockless.
You can do with a shut up and quit putting.
Heard this from someone else>If bullshid were a horn, you’d have a brass band
suck my left nut you dentist loving twat
english teacher-looking poindexter
Piss my ass, you socksucker.
kill yourself ironically
Your dick is a faggot dick, faggot.
I am two picoseconds away from turning your dick into a pretzel and eating to broiled
ya fuckin three-legged wallaby
Go kill yourself with a spoon.
bitch and chips with extra 'tarded sauce