suck my cathole
>Your apple didn't fall far from the branches of the stupid tree on the way down
>Shut the hell up biscuit, I'll butter your butt.
for some reason i always go with "go fuck a duck"
Fuck yourself with a fork.
>"Your ass is grass and i'm the lawn mower."
>go fuck yourself in your mouth with a taser
I will shid your pants.
go piss me a river sounds very familiar.
Im somewhat sure that the original is "go cry me a river".
Pissriver sounds cooler though.
I know it's originally cry, but I've heard piss before
Go wank off your cat
go hug your cat and feed it
half of you is not half the you the other half is
GO DICK A SUCK A BAG