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 No.8682[D]

Lets try and be a bit creative today.
I want to see your guys best bastardized insults.
Ill start with one.
Go piss me a river.
pic unrelated

 No.8685[D][DF]

suck my cathole

 No.8687[D][DF]

>Your apple didn't fall far from the branches of the stupid tree on the way down
>Shut the hell up biscuit, I'll butter your butt.

 No.8690[D][DF]

for some reason i always go with "go fuck a duck"

 No.8695[D][DF]

>>8682
Fuck yourself with a fork.

 No.8696[D][DF]

>"Your ass is grass and i'm the lawn mower."

 No.8697[D][DF]

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>>8682
"You can take it up your rear end, you motherfucking chinky little coon!"

 No.8698[D][DF]

>go fuck yourself in your mouth with a taser

 No.8714[D][DF]

>>8682
eat your own ass.

 No.8715[D][DF]

>>8682
I will shid your pants.

 No.8716[D][DF]

>>8682
go piss me a river sounds very familiar.

 No.8727[D][DF]

>>8716
Im somewhat sure that the original is "go cry me a river".
Pissriver sounds cooler though.

 No.8728[D][DF]

>>8727
I know it's originally cry, but I've heard piss before

 No.8729[D][DF]

Go wank off your cat

 No.8730[D][DF]


 No.8731[D][DF]

go hug your cat and feed it

 No.8789[D][DF]

half of you is not half the you the other half is

 No.8803[D][DF]

>>8682
GO DICK A SUCK A BAG

 No.8843[D][DF]

You Fucklenuckle of a being

 No.8861[D][DF]

Daily Show viewer

 No.8862[D][DF]

>>8682
i like to use "trainable" instead of retard

 No.8864[D][DF]

>>8682
go shid in your hat
put an egg in your shoe and beat it

 No.8873[D][DF]

I'm fucking your eyes in.

 No.8875[D][DF]

Fuck on, retard

 No.8933[D][DF]

go shit yourself, pissfatty

 No.8937[D][DF]

sweet mother of fuck

 No.8938[D][DF]

>>8937
Sounds more like an exclamation than an insult desu.

 No.8966[D][DF]

You're no fresh sack of potatoes in this timeline, sockless.
You can do with a shut up and quit putting.

 No.8967[D][DF]

>>8682
>Go cry a river and drown yourself in it
>You unsalted fucknut

 No.8968[D][DF]

>>8682
Heard this from someone else
>If bullshid were a horn, you’d have a brass band

 No.8994[D][DF]

suck my left nut you dentist loving twat

 No.8995[D][DF]

>>8682
english teacher-looking poindexter

 No.9028[D][DF]

>>8682
Piss my ass, you socksucker.

 No.9029[D][DF]

>>8682
kill yourself ironically
and
Your dick is a faggot dick, faggot.

 No.9035[D][DF]

>>8682
I am two picoseconds away from turning your dick into a pretzel and eating to broiled

 No.9275[D][DF]

ya fuckin three-legged wallaby

 No.9276[D][DF]

Go kill yourself with a spoon.

 No.9391[D][DF]

>>8682
bitch and chips with extra 'tarded sauce

 No.9484[D][DF]

>>8682
glass-blowing bastards

 No.11188[D][DF]

>>8682
The only thing that ever fucked you was god.

 No.11189[D][DF]

BITCHEN AND CHUMPLING SOUP WITH EXTRA SALT

 No.11194[D][DF]

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Idk if this could help you frens, i'll just leave this here.

 No.11195[D][DF]

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Yu a fuck-knob mcgee

 No.11196[D][DF]

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This is a guide to WIlly shAKEspeer AND HOW TO INSULT

 No.11258[D][DF]

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>>11196
Thou reeky guts-griping maggot-pie

 No.11329[D][DF]

swallower of table legs

 No.11330[D][DF]

make like a library and book

 No.11339[D][DF]

Go to the large hadron collider house.

 No.11708[D][DF]

Ringo Starr called, he wants you to cut his hair

 No.11937[D][DF]

>>8682
Go take a short walk on a long pier

 No.13595[D][DF]

shove it up your piehole kid

 No.13693[D][DF]

even vlad wouldn't impale you

 No.13694[D][DF]

>>13693
That's a good one.

 No.13695[D][DF]

>>13694
you look like my lesbian

 No.13851[D][DF]

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Your five head wants me to give it a high five.

 No.13891[D][DF]

you drive my grandma

 No.13901[D][DF]

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4ia9ZZXO0o (sorry for the stupid meme header it's the only full version I could find)
Hello?
>Hello?
Who’s this?
>Who’s this?
I’m asking the questions, I called you.
>No, I called you, and you sound like the ugliest son of a bitch I ever heard.
You sound like the physical manifestation of some loser’s inner demons!
>Well, you sound like some total chode’s inability to confront the reality of his past actions.
If I ever get your stinky mug in my line of sight I swear to Chekhov I’ll cock your clock off.
>Well I’m gonna be the bigger man, and hang up first- ugh dammit!
Listen, we don’t cotton to freaks round these parts, scram wierdo!
>Oh yeah, I don’t polycotton to coping tropes, even my own. So why don’t you split?
Looks like I already did. You’re the sad figment of my twisted psyche’s tragic dividend. You’re the un-me. I’m the real me! You wanna be? Me?
>Kiddo, I was the real me when you were still in my short pants.
Hate to break it to ya, but I wore them first. Me bequeathed thee, the psychopathological hand-you-downs.
>So you’re the one who stained them?
Whoever found it, browned it.
>You’d like me to be you, wouldn’t me? But it’s too late, you snoze, you lose.
You sleeped, you weeped.
>You napple, You get slapple!
You slumber, a cucumber.
>You catch up on some Zed’s, you get out of my heads!
You slumber, ham- BURGER I DON’T WANNA TALK BOUT NOTHIN ELSE!
>Listen, this psyche is not big enough for two metaphysical seekers.
You couldn’t seek your way out of a cardboard bag!
>Yeah, I know, cause it would be an egg!
OOH! This guy might be better than me-
>You’re right! I am better than me!
Look buddy, know when you defeated. Accept your defecation.
>No thanks, I’m full, cause I eat pussies like you for breakfast!
Look at you, you look so superficial, you probably judge things by their physical appearance.
>Oh yeah? Your mom’s so shallow, she probably thinks this quip is about her.
You’re about as deep as a bowl of soup, and your tongue is about as sharp as a soup spoon!
>Hey! Say what you want about me, but lay off the soup.
If you love soup so much, why don’t you marry soup?
>Because I’m already married, to justice.
Yeah, only a blind girl would marry you.
>I know everything you’re gonna-
Say, and I know everything you’re gonna-
>Don’t.
Oh yeah? Well when God was passing out insight, you thought he said that when God was passing out holy prophets, you thought he said oily faucets, cause your soul has diarrhoea, of the mouth, faucet!
>Are you so dumb, you’d even answer rhetorical questions?
I don’t know? Do you?
>We can play this game all night.
First of all, it’s daytime! And this is no game.
>Checkmate!
Oh! So you admit that you’re checking me out, and you want to mate!
>You got a license to sell hot-dogs, Chico man?
No, they wouldn’t give it to me, because, when I was filling out the application, my large hadron collider was sticking out!
>Oh yeah! You only got one peni? Let me see it…
See with your eyes, not with your mouth!
>I’ll call your bluff, I’ll see your large hadron collider with your mouth, and I raise you, with my hand.
Ante up!
>OoOh! Dammit!
What’s wrong?
>I crapped out, but I’m tough, I can suck it up. Huoourgh!
Ok! Count of three, we show what’s under the loincloth! Weiner, take all!

1! 2! 3!

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 No.13961[D][DF]

>>8682
go eat leftover asserole

 No.13962[D][DF]

>>13901
lol I didn't know it ended in a dick measurement contest
I only get like half the shid they say though. For example, what does the "cause it would be an egg" line mean?



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