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 No.8339[D]

I've noticed that quite a lot of people still don't know about surfing indexes, and I hope that I can help change this.
In jewgle, bing or whatever browser you use type "index of /X" in the search bar, replace "X" with what you want to find, for example, typing "index of /4chan" will often provide old images and screencaps from 4chinz and so on.
This helps with finding early stuff, I managed to get this today- a simple series of anime images, but most of them are dated with 1999 http://www-personal.k-state.edu/~anime/pictures/
Go surf the indexes and post your findings on this thread!

 No.8340[D][DF]

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>>8339
For some motivation, here's an index of really old humor pics and flashes, search for other flash indexes and post em on our /f/!
http://stuff.icemanx.be/funny/

 No.8648[D][DF]

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I shall post some of my finds

 No.8649[D][DF]

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 No.8650[D][DF]

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>>8649
>flood detected
when will this finally be fixed

 No.8958[D][DF]

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 No.8959[D][DF]

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 No.8960[D][DF]

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>>8959
froodu detectedu; postu discardedu

 No.8961[D][DF]

>>8340
I posted some stuff on /f/
>>>/f/523
>>>/f/524

 No.9015[D][DF]

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internet off

 No.9130[D][DF]

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>>8339
i found some more old stuff

 No.9131[D][DF]

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 No.9132[D][DF]

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 No.9233[D][DF]

>>8339
lurked a bit more in the archives and found some more stuff:

 No.9234[D][DF]

==========================================================================
THIS IS A FLAME THIS IS A FLAME THIS IS A FLAME THIS IS A FLAME **
==========================================================================

Dear

[X] dweeb [ ] idiot [ ] computer geek
[ ] nerd [ ] Elvis [ ] moron
[ ] dummy [ ] retard [ ] Idiot

You are being flamed because

[ ] you continued a boring useless stupid thread
[ ] you repeatedly posted to the same thread that you just posted to
[ ] you repeatedly posted to the same article
[ ] you posted a "test"
[ ] you posted a request for an article which was posted three times
in the past week
[ ] You used profanity in order to show your manhood.
[ ] you posted an article that was not funny, unoriginal and very
boring
[X] your mother dresses you funny
[ ] you started another pascal/c flame war!
[ ] you started another language war!

To recant, you must

[ ] actually post a humorous article
[ ] hang yourself by the big toe for 72 hours
[X] shave your head, paint a target on it, and go to Iraq
[ ] become politically correct and demand that manholes be renamed to
peroffspringopenings
[ ] get a life or disappear from cyberspace forever

 No.9235[D][DF]

"How To Install Software -- A 12-Step Program"
by Dave Barry from his new book "Dave Barry In Cyberspace"

1. Examine the software packaging until you find
a little printed box that explains what kind of
computer system you need to run the software.

It should look something like this:

SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS
2386 PROCESSOR OR HIGHER
628.8 MEGAHERTZ MODEM
719.7 MB FREE DISK SPACE
3546 MB RAM
432323 MB ROM
05948737 MB RPM
ANTILOCK BRAKING SYSTEM
2 TURTLE DOVES

NOTE: This software will not work on your computer.

2. Open the software packaging and remove the manual.
This will contain detailed instructions on
installing, operating, and troubleshooting the
software. Throw it away.

3. Find the actual software, which should be in
the form of either a 3.5-inch floppy diskette or
CD-ROM, located inside a sealed envelope that says:

LICENSING AGREEMENT:
By breaking this seal, the user hereinafter agrees to abide by
all the terms and conditions of the following agreement that
nobody ever reads, as well as the Geneva Convention and the U.N.
Charter and the Secret Membership Oath of the Benevolent
Protective Order of the Elks and such other terms & conditions,
real and imaginary, as the Software Company shall deem necessary
and appropriate, including theright to come to the user's home
and examine the user's hard drive, as well as the user's underwear
drawer if we feel like it, take it or leave it, until death do us
part, one nation indivisible, by the dawn's early light,...finders
keepers, losers weepers, thanks you've been a great crowd, and
don't forget to tip your servers.

4. Hand the software to a child aged 3 through 12 and say,
"(Name of child), please install this on my computer."

5. If you have no child age 3 through 12, insert the software
in the appropriate drive, type "SETUP" and press the Enter key.

6. Turn the computer on, you idiot.

7. Once again type "SETUP" and press the Enter key.

8. You will hear grinding and whirring noises for a while,
after which the following message should appear on your screen:

The Installation Program will now examine
your system to see what would be the best way to render it
inoperable. Is it OK with you? Choose one, and be honest:

+-------+ +-------+
| YES | | SURE |
+-------+ +-------+

9. After you make your selection, you will hear grinding
and whirring for a very long time while the installation
program does God knows what in there. Some installation
programs can actually alter molecular structures, so
that when they're done, your computer has been
transformed into an entirely new device, such as
a food processor.

At the very least, the installation program will create many new
directories, sub-directories, sub-sub-directories, on your hard
drive and fill them with thousands of mysterious files with names
like "puree.exe," "fester.dat," and "doo.wha."

10. When the installation program is finished, your screen
should display the following message:

CONGRATULATIONS

The installation program cannot think of anything else
to do to your computer and has grown bored. You may now
attempt to run your software. If you experience any
problems, electrical shocks, insomnia, shortness of breath,
nasal discharge, or intestinal parasites, you should
immediately *!@!$)$%@&*^^)$*!#$_$*^^&


11. At this point your computer system should become less
functional than the federal government, refusing to
respond even when struck with furniture.

12. Call the toll-free Technical Support Hotline number
listed on the package and wait on the line for a
representative, who will explain to you, in a clear,
step-by-step manner, how to adopt a child aged 3
through 12.

 No.9292[D][DF]

wer is its only protection against insects."

"The alimentary canal is located in the northern part of Indiana."

"The skeleton is what is left after the insides have been taken out
and the outsides have been taken off. The purpose of the skeleton is
something to hitch meat to."

"A permanent set of teeth consists of eight canines, eight cuspids,
two molars, and eight cuspidors."

"The tides are a fight between the Earth and moon. All water tends
towards the moon, because there is no water in the moon, and nature
abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight."

"A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct
it is."

"Equator: A managerie lion running around the Earth through Africa."

"Germinate: To become a naturalized German."

"Liter: A nest of young puppies."

"Magnet: Something you find crawling all over a dead cat."

"Momentum: What you give a person when they are going away."

"Planet: A body of Earth surrounded by sky."

"Rhubarb: A kind of celery gone bloodshot."

"Vacuum: A large, empty space where the pope lives."

"Before giving a blood transfusion, find out if the blood is
affirmative or negative."

"To remove dust from the eye, pull the eye down over the nose."

"For a nosebleed: Put the nose much lower then the body until the
heart stops."

"For drowning: Climb on top of the person and move up and down to
make artifical perspiration."

"For fainting: Rub the person's chest or, if a lady, rub her arm
above the hand instead. Or put the head between the knees of the
nearest medical doctor."

"For dog bite: Put the dog away for several days. If he has not
recovered, then kill it."

"For asphyxiation: Apply artificial respiration until the patient
is dead."

"For head cold: Use an agonizer to spray the nose until it drops
in your throat."

"To keep milk from turning sour: Keep it in the cow."

>>Date: Wed, 13 Dec 1995 15:40:14 -0800

>From: Mark.P.Line@cdc.com (Mark P. Line)
>Subject: Science Test excerpts
>X-Sender: mpl1@cdsmail.cdc.com

 No.9293[D][DF]

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 No.9294[D][DF]

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>>9293
>Flood detected post discarded

 No.9295[D][DF]

>>9294
ACTUAL BUMPER STICKERS (some funnier than others: consider yourself
warned!)...
"Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine."

"I love cats...they taste just like chicken"

"Out of my mind. Back in five minutes."

"Cover me. I'm changing lanes."

"As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools"

"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot."

"Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let him sleep"

"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather....

...Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car...."

"Jesus died for my sins and all I got was this lousy t-shirt"

"The gene pool could use a little chlorine."

"I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian."

"Don't blame me - I'm from Uranus."

"Your kid may be an honor student but YOU'RE still an IDIOT!"

"It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you."

"When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS."

"Smile - it's the second best thing you can do with your lips."

"frens don't let frens drive Naked."

"Wink, I'll do the rest!"

"I took an IQ test and the results were negative."

"When there's a will, I want to be in it!"

"Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?"

"If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?"

"Time is the best teacher; unfortunately, it kills all its students!"

"It's lonely at the top, but you eat better."

"Forget about World Peace.....Visualize Using Your Turn Signal !"

"Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear."

"Give me ambiguity or give me something else."

"We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse."

"Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot."

"He who laughs last thinks slowest"

"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else."

"Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math."

"frens help you move. Real frens help you move bodies."

"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."

"Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy."

"Consciousness: that annoying time between naps."

"I souport publik edekasion"

"The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette."

"We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated."

"Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home."

"3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't."

"Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?"

"Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?"

"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock

"2 + 2 = 5 for sufficiently large values of 2."

I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with sub-atomic particles.

"I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die. "

"Bad Spellers of the World Untie

 No.9296[D][DF]

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found astronaut man

 No.9297[D][DF]


 No.9298[D][DF]

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>>9297
There's a vast amount of images, text files and other stuff that I've found but I think that's enough today. For now I leave you with this nice pic.

 No.9316[D][DF]

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>>9298
Hey I'm back with some more

 No.9317[D][DF]

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 No.9318[D][DF]

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This one looks familiar innit

 No.9319[D][DF]


 No.9320[D][DF]

>>9318
how did you get my picture?

 No.9321[D][DF]

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 No.9322[D][DF]

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>>9320
That's what you get for uploading personal stuff to ancient obscure indexes

 No.9323[D][DF]

>>9322
Checked, and is he broken though?

 No.9324[D][DF]

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>>9323
Quite possibly...

 No.9325[D][DF]

File: omgwtfknockfirst-1.jpg (51.23 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 1602279875291.jpg) [Show in Hex Viewer] [Reverse Image search]

I hope twoot doesnt ban me for posting this

 No.9327[D][DF]

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>>9325
This one might be a bit funky if opened as large but we (me including) will just have to find out

 No.9328[D][DF]

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>>9327
Ah, as a thumbnail on pc it didnt have the text but that effect is unfortunately lost here

 No.9330[D][DF]

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 No.9331[D][DF]

File: fistbump.jpg (17.44 KB, 278x181, 278:181, 1602280174362.jpg) [Show in Hex Viewer] [Reverse Image search]

>>9330
Found a couple variations of this on several different indexes, I suppose this was fairly well known back in the day

 No.9332[D][DF]

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 No.9333[D][DF]

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 No.9334[D][DF]

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>>9333
Self checked.
And I leave you all today with this, hopefully you anons have different thoughts about this thread than the image suggests but who knows. It was dated at around November 2005, if anyone's interested.
I wonder how many threads that pic has seen.

 No.9337[D][DF]

>>9334
Really interesting stuff anon! I wonder where the original photo of the midget in bath came from. It is a really good reaction image though.

 No.9374[D][DF]

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 No.10056[D][DF]

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>>8340
Went in the Ikea/ portion



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