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 No.5675[D]

GUYS QUICK, I NEED LINUX THEMED DIRTY PICKUP LINES

YES, THE OPERATING SYSTEM

pic very loosely related

 No.5676[D][DF]

>>5675
ey bby, do you use ubuntu? because I'll be spying your wares all night

 No.5677[D][DF]

>>5676
too specific, might not make sense to her, but not bad

 No.5678[D][DF]

Now im curious, is this Your Favorite Camgirl making a new thread or am i just autistic

 No.5679[D][DF]

>>5678
i don't know who that is but this is of vital importance

 No.5680[D][DF]

Please explain yourself OP

 No.5681[D][DF]

ey bby, Arch yo back and show me dat rolling release

 No.5682[D][DF]

>>5681 that's what i'm fucking talking about
>>5680 just seizing an opportunity

more lines please

 No.5700[D][DF]

So you wanted a bunch of lame sex jokes to impress some girl

 No.5702[D][DF]

>>5675
Hey, what's your username? 'Cuz I wanna 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛 you ;)
Hey babe, I'm just tryna 𝚠𝚐𝚎𝚝 your number
Looks like I don't have administrator privileges, I can't seem to 𝚛𝚖 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛_𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚜.. Wanna fix that?
Hey bb, you make my soft link a hard link ;)))

 No.5703[D][DF]

>>5702
just got laid, thanks

 No.5704[D][DF]

And thus ends an epic saga

 No.5706[D][DF]

>>5703
Congrats anon
Did she like any of the pickup lines in particular?

 No.5707[D][DF]

So OP are you rolling in the pussy?

 No.5716[D][DF]

>>5707
He can't answer, he's to busy swimming in the sea of pussy that he got



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