/b/ - 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the mansion,Flan flew through red hallways with reckless abandon.With Remi in pursuit, much to Flan's delight,this looked to be a normal, Two O'clock night.But tonight would be different; a windo


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 No.5457[D]

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the mansion,
Flan flew through red hallways with reckless abandon.
With Remi in pursuit, much to Flan's delight,
this looked to be a normal, Two O'clock night.

But tonight would be different; a window ajar,
She flew out the mansion in hopes to go far.
As Meiling, like always, slept right near the gate,
Flan soared over the wall, she just couldn't wait.

She flew across nations as if a short stroll.
Her destination, a Touhou that lived in the North Pole.
Flan knew of this Touhou and his awesome cause.
For the first time in her life, she was going to meet Claus.

Flan would hear stories while locked in her basement,
stories of this Touhou making a statement.
With a jolly, plump look and all his reindeer,
he would make sure humans would...be of good cheer.

She just HAD to meet him, his stories wowed.
Unfortunately for Flan, there would be "NO FUN ALLOWED"
Word had got out, Flan's sheer power was ignored.
She was to be stopped by eight Christmas whores.

"Hey, Marisa! Hey, Sanae! Hey, Reimu and Hina!
Hi, Aya! Hi, Reisen! Hi, Iku and Mima!"
She greeted them all as they began to attack.
This could turn out to be quite the setback.

 No.5458[D]

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For hours they fought in the sky up above,
Flan used Starbow Break, Lavatein, even Maze of Love
They dodged and they countered, they bombed and they grazed.
It looked like Flanfly could be seeing the end of her days.

The opposition was too much, Flan could barely think
Meanwhile Reimu was preparing Fantasy Seal -Blink-
She shot the attack, it was over for sure.
Little did they know Flan multiplied by Four

ONE was too many, Four brought the girls to tears
Suddenly, x4 Ripples of Four Hundred Ninty Five Years
The Eight girls wound up paying a hefty toll
Flan, would continue her trek to the North Poll

It was a long trip but she was finally here.
"THE NORTH POLE! SNOW FLAKES! SANTA, ELVES AND REINDEER!"
Flan Barrel Rolled in glee as she quickened her pace
Alarms then went off as she entered Workshop Airspace...

 No.5459[D]

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"Santa, a Bogey" an Elf yelled as he scrambled.
"Should we shoot? We don't want to risk Christmas being canceled".
The red, chubby Touhou sat with a smile.
"Why don't we just let her in for a while".

They invited Flan in on this Christmas Eve.
"Now what brings you here little girl? it's almost time for me to leave."
He smiles at Flan while she sits on his lap.
Unfortunately for Santa this would be his Deathtrap.

"Won't you play with me Santa? I hope you won't break."
"What did you sa"...But it was too late.
In an instant the workshop was filled with danmaku and flame.
Flan looked depressed, "well that was a shame".

Fortunately for Santa he's immortal through elixir.
Never the less Christmas got Flanned this year.
Flan took Santa's hat and soared through the night...

"MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD FLIGHT!"

 No.5460[D]

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>>5457
Kawaii and very niceu Anon-chan

 No.5461[D]

I tried to see if this is just copypasta
and it looks like op made it himself
Good job op and merry christmas, new year, holiday and Rosh Hashanah (i hope you are wearing your jewish hat, goyim)I give you a cookie and a gold star

 No.5462[D]

>>5461
Merry christmas to you too anon, but i named the thread "a classic christmas carol" for a reason, unfortunately i didn't make it, it's an old one circulating the net since the xmas of 2010.
We can turn this thread in another direction and post other classics or even make our own OC carols!

 No.5464[D]

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On the first day of christmas 22chan gave to me
A loli to cuddle with!

 No.5465[D]

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>>5464
On the second day of Christmas 22chan gave to me
Two cute greatest of friends <3 <3
And a loli to cuddle with.

 No.5466[D]

>>5465
On the third day of christmas 22chan gave to me
Three delicious pepsis
Two cute greatest of friends <3 <3
And a loli to cuddle with!

 No.5470[D]

On the fourth day of christmas 22chan gave to me
Four jewish shekels
Three delicious pepsis
Two cute greatest of friends <3 <3
And a loli to cuddle with!

 No.5471[D]

On the fifth day of christmas 22chan gave to me
Five cans filled with fish soup
Four jewish shekels
Three delicious pepsis
Two cute greatest of friends <3 <3
And a loli to cuddle with!

 No.5472[D]

On the sixth day of christmas 22chan gave to me
Six touhou flashes
Five cans filled with fish soup
Four jewish shekels
Three delicious pepsis
Two cute greatest of friends <3 <3
And a loli to cuddle with!

 No.5477[D]

>>5472
On the seventh day of christmas 22chan gave to me
Seven AIDS-filled lidos
Six touhou flashes
Five cans filled with fish soup
Four jewish shekels
Three delicious pepsis
Two cute greatest of friends <3 <3
And a loli to cuddle with!



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