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>"The name Universal Ministries was coined to show we are not just one church, but the many ministries and churches Associated through the Home Church. So many online sites are just that without having anything behind them beyond a site. The Milford Office and Chapel were established in a legal church in 2000 though we started as a ministry first as many of you will. The Universal Ministries is made up of members from all Faiths and walks in life that have chosen to become legally ordained. Though we are founded in New Testament and original Scriptures from the time of Christ we are a church open to all wishing to share spiritual faith and journey. Do not think you can’t be legally ordained simply because you do not follow our doctrines as our doors are indeed open to all in Faith. The Universal Ministries though a denomination of many churches still follows a non-denominational direction in allowing you to Start a Church and decide the path it will follow."
THATS RIGHT FAGGOTS
ALL THESE YEARS OF BEING OPPRESED BY NORMALFAGS, AS ANONYMOUS WE NEED TO FIGHT BACK
ITS OUR TIME TO SHINE AND START OUR OWN CHURCH OF 22CHAN
BETA UPRISING REEEE
I JUST GOT ORDAINED FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER AND IT COST ME 30$
JOIN ME
IMBRACE FAGGOTRY
https://universalministries.com/
Lets start our own cult lol
(Lets make propaganda too kek)
why do they make it that easy?
I guess this one is a hippy dippy nu-age we love everyone style deal. (You can also get godanm knighted and choose someone to be your squire)
Oh, and a guess we can talk about religion or whatever.

 No.5374[D]

Call me daddy OwO

 No.5376[D]

>>5373
You're clearly gay but I like the idea. A 22 religion with egiptian like deities (a gator god, a spider god, etc.)
>https://universalministries.com/
I doubt this is necessary. Also they want money, so fuck that

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>>5376
What about one for guns and shit, also sacrifices or summoning?

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>>5380
Sacrifice an otter in a demonic star circle at midnight to summon a giant black spider, which will follow your orders for an hour and then run away in the dark in the sewers
Maybe the cult is more like a mafia and all the "priests" are gang members and they own gator guns (pic related is an idea, I'm no drawfag)

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