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 No.5115[D]

Welcome to the sewers of youtube, here are the links:
PetitTube, show videos with zero views
http://www.petittube.com/
this shows videos with less than 100 views
https://www.incognitube.com/

 No.5116[D][DF]

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I'll start
Some dubsteb with quite a decent intro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtrzFLq0jxE
A kid with skin irritation it seems
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_R2N_RQ-wwc
A cute kitty just playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7OayhSApOI
Some old mac program, useless but very retro, i like it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OICjBHb8G3k
The title screen of a videogame nobody every played
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1u2O4lBaqU
FISH ATTACKKKKKK!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gub2wQ033G8

 No.5288[D][DF]

>>5115
I once saw a dude taking a crap outside and someone filming it but the dude releasing his dump threw a bucket at the cameraman

 No.5289[D][DF]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=83&v=m5eTNDZwVpI&feature=emb_title
looks like something someone did for a film arts class. pretty fucking cliche.

 No.5366[D][DF]

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>>5116
>Some old mac program, useless but very retro, i like it
Nice

 No.5400[D][DF]

>>5115
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SXs9DLPwTQ
Some spooky fleshy soundtrack. Neat.

 No.5401[D][DF]

Some guy's Plankton impression. Pretty solid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4BRlw-iHk0

 No.5402[D][DF]

Redneck black guy tries mumble rap

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 No.5408[D][DF]

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>>5115
I just found this beautiful thing, and i'm the only view, i must share this, so wholesome.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxEtUwG5yGo

 No.5421[D][DF]

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 No.5422[D][DF]

Thats what i do every tuesday
Completely normal
Thats what your supposed to do in cages

 No.5425[D][DF]

>>5421
Don't tell me you've never heard of a giggle cage before?

 No.5463[D][DF]


 No.5467[D][DF]

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>>5408
Beautiful, this is why I love old people other than because I want to learn from them

 No.5468[D][DF]

>>5467
More the reason to continue training on my piano on my own

 No.5487[D][DF]


 No.5710[D][DF]

It's so sad, sometimes this is what I do with my free time, I like the feeling of connection with the world this gives me, but at the same time, it intensifies my self-conception of being a pasive spectator only, in the world and in my life.
A Progressive Psy music mix
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7a-41w_kzQw
Seems like an interesing and long story, i'm not following tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqyoCJ_3osE
Flamenco, but with indians?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvNjpre5D_k
I'm glad I have these small chans where to discharge these autism attacks, this is my last post.

 No.5711[D][DF]

Goodby fellow anon, feel free to come back whenever you feel like it

 No.5715[D][DF]

>>5710
Find the most interesting ones and make memes out of them. Like flashes, or ytp or whatever. This way you also have an active part plus have this unique mematic references which no-one else has

 No.5717[D][DF]


 No.5776[D][DF]

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 No.5783[D][DF]

So, I found this channel after encountering several videos of him on petit, it has houndreds of videos, I haven't watched any in which he speaks, but it seems like he always tests technologycal gadgets or something, sometimes he even do unboxings of them. Also, he has these GOOD/BAD signs which is also strange. I adore this kind of mysteries.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNrQoqVqfIZ38lgcmESNCIQ/videos
This section i like to call it: Random cool music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLFjGmlYSwM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KM3lXEPYNHs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qyG4PDXmuE
Interesting, but fake nonetheless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzsdyfoiaeA

 No.5794[D][DF]

>>5783
forgot to bump this >.<

 No.5876[D][DF]

>>5783
That music ain't bad

 No.5877[D][DF]

>>5876
I know right? It makes me feel like this isn't a waste of time, at least totally.

 No.6076[D][DF]

The stuff there is mostly ads, children, parents filming children (especially sports), tiktok/loveee and random shit which sometimes is interesting
Here is some stuff I found:
Strong guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2MFMlNx7Ds
Drums shortie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22QS05GWEhc
Actually nice drone vid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFh48UL4rrI
Child learns to read
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vycXrrMMlNU
Live song by a (high school?) band, they don't play bad but the singer is shy or something. Check the channel for more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tK8FtG0ieas
Avant-garde (shit) animation. Tons of it if you check the channels
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-1jO3uVJKg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XK2Xm1QseNc
bird
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dud-cuvgHyQ
bird singing tunes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDx305i-nxY
4486 hz saw wave (why?)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67mTIjueIAM
Music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuU1ZCeZt7c
Nigga band live having fun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHUCUb6vBeM
A choir
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMW5t2Pm3dI

 No.6077[D][DF]

>>5115
Some dude uploads every minute about Linux.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPF-oYb2-xN5FbCXy0167Gg
Didn’t find through petit but it is petit worthy

 No.6083[D][DF]

>>6077
The internet hero nobody really needed

 No.6084[D][DF]

what's with all these realty ads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHvqUiYXaAo
usually pictures of senile old coots accompany the video alongside grocery mall music for some reason.
who in their right mind would ever advertise anything on youtube in the first place

 No.6110[D][DF]

AND THERES ANOTHER ONE
FUCK YOU WHORE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHevXLEWB5M
IM NOT GONNA BUY A FUCKING HOUSE
IF I HAD 300'000$ I SURE AS HELL WOULDNT BUY A HOUSE FROM FUCKING YOUTUBE

 No.6111[D][DF]

KEK
you need it anon

 No.6112[D][DF]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dfpT9OOt_s
literally the only good video i've seen in a while
keep on jamming, penny.
keep on jamming...

 No.6113[D][DF]

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT GUESS WHAT
GUESS FUCKING WHAT
PATRICK LOPEZ NIGGA WANTS TO SELL ME A HOUSE
WONDERFUL
FUCK YOU PATRICK
GO TO HELL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJ8Hv6_ijhE

 No.6114[D][DF]

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>>6113
Buy the damn house you stupid nigger

 No.6115[D][DF]

and a cute cat playing with a fish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHi8nKs3IxU
im gonna stop watching for today
i dont want for michael or patrick offer to sell me bungalows again

 No.6116[D][DF]

>>6114
FUCK YOU PATRICK STOP FOLLOWING ME

 No.6227[D][DF]

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A new challenger appears
KEYMOAR (also) LOPEZ!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0NIlwp9F1k

 No.6228[D][DF]

ITS THE SAME FUCKING MUSIC
AND ITS FUCKING LOPEZ
FUCK YOU LOPEZ NIGGERS
ITS ONE FUCKING CARTEL I TELL YOU
FUCKING MEXICAN LOPEZS ARE LAUNDERING MONEY THROUGH WEIRD YOUTUBE ADS
STOP IT
FUCKS SAKE

 No.6230[D][DF]

>>6227
Oh no, it's a family of house sellers.
We need to make a tier list of them if we find some more lopez.

 No.6231[D][DF]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FG9rBBj84w
wtf?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kUFtjXASFE
This guy is saying how how would like to fuck your sister.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWnBnHJwX_0
Thanks japan, now I want to fuck this flower.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hl6Wy6UaCtI
Leaked footage of Cyberpunk 2077 most secret area.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ikMC0Nqg14
Some guy playing a highly autistic game, boring gameplay though it has an unexpected ending.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1dWKqr-nJc
This man irradiates some strange (and based) aura, like if in his previous lifes he raped entire rural villages. I guess that's common in Russia.

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 No.6256[D][DF]

>dont you anons
>rick and morty
Normal nignog alert

 No.6257[D][DF]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnnJ0bMgMso
Screams coming from a building, nothing weird with that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JVJh4QMK10
I just wanted to buy a house, now i'm sad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqYS2JKTvR4
Scream samples, I don't know why does this exists but I will keep it in mind.
This is becoming creepy.>>5115

 No.6590[D][DF]

>>5115
really bad nigger music:
https://youtu.be/DEnFWfujFIA
Some german zoomer playing fortnut:
https://youtu.be/eUnNgYoLbAY
Yes:
https://youtu.be/vKC8bJ5a_lk

 No.6687[D][DF]

https://youtu.be/IAbkYgkkeE0
Captcha don't fail on me now

 No.6699[D][DF]

>>5115
petittube sometimes has some weird shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9afrtHE08E
smol doggo being trained
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_R_r8Vxtg4
HEY FUCKERS WANNA BUY ANOTHER HOUSE HUH?? SAME FUCKING MUSIC AGAIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdB4Dt37n8k
a neat old oil lamp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79yo1CwKuHk

 No.7812[D][DF]

>>6076
child learn 2 read so cute

 No.7850[D][DF]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfe5npXYw6c

"Bigfoot Masturbates, Man Terrified, Monopoly Game Ruined"

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 No.9278[D][DF]

bump

 No.9279[D][DF]

>>9278
fuck off watermelon addict faggot

 No.9280[D][DF]

>>9279
im bumping it so it doesnt get archived because i wanted to contribute later you fuckwad

 No.9281[D][DF]

>>9280
then bump it with something that actually contributes next time please and thank you

 No.9283[D][DF]

Horses. The audio of birds singing is nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFsBILXmpVE
Bird
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSmMMntbGWw
Sped up video of traveling on a road in the woods
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyMTM4bz17U
360 by the beach
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KYWXbBttyE
A machine. I have no idea what it is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAMxjUlI5Tk
A vevo test. Wtf is this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcXc44J7Svk
A spanish(I think) meme about how hard it is to understand the "listening" part of english class
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vne8KnI7_Zc
Graphic design is my passion: the ad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fexGVV7cqTo
Singing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8P3J-DZwJWA
A guy singing to a phone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IGV83xX-uo

 No.9284[D][DF]

>>9283
forgot this majestic cgi animation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGH2-UG3YAg

 No.10323[D][DF]

Is it me, or is PetitTube dead?

 No.10324[D][DF]

>>9283
That African guy is reading the Quran. He seems to be a scholarly figure. During prayer and things of the sort this is how the Quran is read, in a singing way.

 No.11018[D][DF]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXoIPVG3aM8

Why are pajeets so fucking weird?

 No.11024[D][DF]

>>11018
That stare....

 No.11054[D][DF]


 No.11057[D][DF]

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Holy shid anons, I think I struck gold.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noP-t0MsBnQ

It's some kid blowing up a balloon. And his channel is called "Oliver likes Balloons". And it's just FILLED with short clips of him blowing up balloons?? There are over 3000 episodes of him just blowing into fucking balloons???

 No.11059[D][DF]

>>11057
Holy fuck
>first baloon series vid on Mar 14, 2021, 84 days ago
>3700 baloon vids
>44 baloon vids per day on average
Though most of his baloon videos are reuploads apparently:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8I2IuBZ3V_A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgzDIBqYfLU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04AoDvCC3hI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCaV-Nt-SDc
It's not the only type of videos he uploads. He's got another channel with 1500 uploads
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCuuM6HtIicBmHjaI3sYnlig
He has some youtube frens who also like baloons (although not as much)
...I guess that's one way to spend your childhood

 No.11060[D][DF]

>>11059
Does this kid just upload whatever comes to his mind? Is he just recording stuff all day?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a12T8kHcVLU
>Putting the camera in the bag and shaking it #shorts
I do admire his drive to create content. This is the kind of sperg who will build a cult following.

I wonder why he reuploads balloon videos? Uploading 44 balloon vids a day is still quite a feat. A young kid having balloon frens on the internet is kinda... strange, though.

 No.11061[D][DF]

did anyone see the "videos that i like" playlist that he made lol

 No.11062[D][DF]

>>11060
>Putting the camera in the bag and shaking it
Utter genius
>I wonder why he reuploads balloon videos?
I suppose to inflate the numbers. Though I agree, his dedication is impressive regardless
>A young kid having balloon frens on the internet is kinda... strange, though.
Yeah. I hope it's his family or irl frens
The kid has made like 5 or 6 "shout out" videos to this guy
https://www.youtube.com/c/TheGreatMrMK/videos
and here's another one he made a shout-out for
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmlHJ1KIbBJTWgypfQagF_w/videos
They mention each other in videos sometimes or leave comments

 No.11063[D][DF]

>>11062
These are all so weird! They're just uploading for the sake of uploading. Is this Youtube in its purest form?
I don't want to judge a book by its cover but TheGreatMrK seems a bit strange as well.

 No.11065[D][DF]


 No.11203[D][DF]

>>11065
What the absolute fuck is this video? I couldn't sit through all of that. This is nearing Chris-Chan levels of terrible.

 No.11205[D][DF]

>>11203
i feel like he was inspired by one of those tv shows like jackass or something

 No.12288[D][DF]

https://youtu.be/lpTpd1VocQw
Not too bad, seems like people having fun at a dance party
https://youtu.be/P9gL6YWaMPI
American football, probably from a high school.
https://youtu.be/MlMhkz7YRNM
African music? I don't know for sure what it is
https://youtu.be/EFKd2ZryiT8
Drug dealer Protip with laptop
https://youtu.be/XINMJvDH3U8
Aluminum sheet?
https://youtu.be/C0hS6oOg6Yk
Not sure what language this kid is speaking, or what he's holding
https://youtu.be/VqjLiTpPU-I
Someone's car, seems sketchy

 No.12289[D][DF]

>>12288
>african music
lol

 No.12290[D][DF]


 No.13997[D][DF]

>>12288
>Someone's car, seems sketchy
this is just someone making a video for a dealership, so you can view the car online before going in person

 No.13998[D][DF]

>>5115
>Amazing and educational
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNHyPXVv6Qs
Why are there so many videos like this , the squares dosen't even change colors.
At least I can remember seeing a lot of them back in the day.

 No.13999[D][DF]

>>13998
I'm surprised that actually this is a relatively famous thing
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Webdriver_Torso

 No.14000[D][DF]

>>13998 >>13999
Oh, just read the page. It's just a youtube test thing

 No.14001[D][DF]

>>13999
That is pretty wild.

 No.14002[D][DF]

>>13999
Thanks mate, know I have another question answered
However why did they used such a bizzare nature instead of stock videos or a black screen with public domain music and images

 No.14003[D][DF]

>>11060
If you look at the start you can see a pile of ballons utter comedy

 No.14004[D][DF]

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Try writting four numbers followed by "avi" or "mov" and you can see old phone videos with almost no views and no editing
1234 avi
1234 mov

 No.14005[D][DF]




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