/b/ - How to play:1. Draw (LITERALLY) a card using the template attached. (USE ONLY MS PAINT)2. Give it a flavor text in the box in the template, then post it with a tripfag.3. When a second anon post his cardstart fighting using cards of the first Car


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 No.4922[D]

How to play:

1. Draw (LITERALLY) a card using the template attached. (USE ONLY MS PAINT)
2. Give it a flavor text in the box in the template, then post it with a tripfag.
3. When a second anon post his card
start fighting using cards of the first Card you used

 No.4925[D]

>>4922
uhh, can you give us an example?

 No.4926[D]

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>>4925
I dont know... something like this

 No.4927[D]

>>4926
>literally who

 No.4928[D]

>>4927
>gay faggot
i think he's reffering to (You)

 No.4934[D]

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>>4926
I atack

 No.4935[D]

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>>4934
I sacrifice my Gay faggot to special summon a Smol Tiddy Lewdlf

 No.4936[D]

>>4935
and i end my turn.

 No.4937[D]

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>>4935
I sacrifice Smol Tiddy Lewdlf to summon orange (read the card)
>>4936
Disproportionally large guy dies of colesterol ;_; rip 2019-2019

 No.4938[D]

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I SUMMON CURSED FURRY DOLL!

In "LCG pls, dont lewd it" position!

 No.4939[D]

>>4938
[spoiler]lcg isn't the one we need to worry about[/spoiler]

 No.4940[D]

>>4939 Fuck...

I SACRIFICE MY DOLL TO TAKE OVER THE ORANGE PIMP, HAHAHA DUCK IT FAG

 No.4941[D]

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>>4938
>>4940
If I'm not wrong >>4939 didn't play a card
So it's my turn

 No.4942[D]

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I summon R.G.M.O.S.P! and i attack your Pimp Orange!

 No.4943[D]

This is the best manga i read in my life
What will happen to orange pimp-kun?
Cant wait for the anime adaption 10/10

 No.4944[D]

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I summon Shmlefo with his dual weilding AK-47 and NOBODY SET ANYTHING LAZY FAGGOTS arm, I attack RGMOSP, Orange seems kinda cool I guess

 No.4945[D]

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>>4942
>>4943
*orange fails at summoning "nigger"*
*orange dies*
YOU FUCKING KILLED ORANGE. I HOPE YOU'RE FUCKING GLAD.
*he couldn't even hurt you* THIS IS JUST VIOLENCE FOR THE SAKE OF IT, YOU SADIST SHIT
>>4944
I like how this turned into everyone vs RoboManiac
Anyway I'll draw the AK-47 card you equipped

 No.4950[D]

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>>4944
HAHAHAHAHAHA CHECK EM FAG

 No.4953[D]

>>4950
FFFUUUUCCCKKK

 No.4954[D]

Who the hell are you?
>>4953
Haven't heard of "MSGarf" before

 No.4955[D]

Newfag?

 No.4957[D]

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>>4954
I originally created this banner back in March or February this year I wanna say, you can choose to believe it, and if there is someway to prove it to ya'll I would. My laptop got reset due to legal stuff with copyright and companies

 No.4960[D]

>>4957
I never gave myself a name

 No.4961[D]

Sorry, i guess i was too paranoid, a buch of weird comments just popped out of nowhere, and i had to deal with a shill that kept putting adds for here on 4chan. Mods, delete my comment, dont want to derail this thread.

 No.5005[D]

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>>4950
We don't even check dubs here, that card's bullshit
Anyway, I use your same card (v2.0) to kill you directly since the op dubs >>4922 weren't checked. (They are also comfydubs, so it's even more powerful)

 No.5006[D]

>>5005
No automatic wins, spell negated.

 No.5008[D]

>>5006
Sounds like something someone who just lost would say
[spoiler]OK but your spell >>4950 is negated too. I mean it really is just a random kill spell since we don't check dubs here[/spoiler]

 No.5009[D]

>>5008
Does that mean Shmefo survives?

 No.5010[D]

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I summon this Bratty Bat in "Ready to suck your dick" position

 No.5011[D]

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>>5009
I guess so
>>5010
[spoiler]thx[/spoiler] I summon screaming tree and I attack Bratty Bat with Shmlefo

 No.5012[D]

>>5011
Bratty Bat tricks Shmelo into attacking the poor Screaming Tree.

 No.5013[D]

>>5012
WHAAAA??
but isn't shmlefo more intelligent?
Well, rip tree...

 No.5014[D]

>>5013
Oh shoot! I FORGOT SHMLEFO'S INT.

 No.5015[D]

>>5014
So what does this mean? What happened?

 No.5016[D]

>>5015
Nothing, the tree still died.

 No.5017[D]

>>4922
Im pulling a auto-play, when its my turn I attack whoever the hell is closest to a communist

 No.5018[D]

­

 No.5019[D]

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>>5018
w h a t

 No.5020[D]

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 No.5021[D]

>>5018
this is what happens when aliens try to communicate with the 22chan.

 No.5022[D]

>>5018
What did i miss? How did he post nothing?

 No.5023[D]

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 No.5024[D]

>>5022
The Dubz.

 No.5026[D]

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>>5024
Check 'em

 No.5067[D]

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>>5026
i summon a Witch Lewdlf.

 No.5086[D]

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­>>5067
Shmlefo, annihilate witch lewdlf!
I also summon Mr. dumb dumb

 No.5090[D]

>>5086
Witch Lewdlf helps Bratty Bat to ruse Shmlefo, which is just gets a bit damaged, but he kills the Witch, while she was flying with the bat, falling and killing Mr. Dumb Dumb.

 No.5113[D]

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>>4922
Auto-play: Shmlefo cant reload the AK because of his other hand, he tears it off then uses Extra Cheese

 No.5114[D]

>>5090
Also Mr. dumb dumd is still alive

 No.5147[D]

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>>5114
How? What?
Anyway, I switch intelligence between Mr. dumb dumb and Bratty Bat, and then attack her with the Mr. not-longer-so-dumb-dumb
Since she is so stupid now, she obviously can't trick him this time. Since one can't be shocked but whom he was in the very near past, the idiocy protection doesn't work
You have no hope. I outplayed you, stupid bat. Die

 No.5204[D]

>>5147
Wait by first attack does it mean first ever attack or first attck on him?

 No.5226[D]

>>5204
First attack on dumb dumb. On him. See >>5086
>Dodges first attack by shocking everyone by how stupid he is
You approach him with the sword, ready to cut his head off, but then you see a stupidity which can't be described with words, and the sword falls from your hands, and you can't look away as your brain cells are affected in ways which cannot be undone. The next time you just chop his head off though

 No.5247[D]

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Well, I guess this is over. Thanks robomaniac, it was a nice run

 No.5248[D]

>>5247
WAIT NO, I FORGOT TO MAKE NEW CARDS.

 No.5250[D]

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>>5247
yes, i activate my personal spell card!

 No.5251[D]

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>>5250
I SUMMON THIS GENERIC BITCH.

 No.5256[D]

>>5248
>>5250
>>5251
You're gonna carry that weight.
[spoiler]Jokes aside, you sure you want to continue? There's nothing bad in finishing now and moving on if you're bored. You could make another collab oc thread[/spoiler]

 No.5259[D]

>>5256
But im not bored! i just get distracted easily! i wanna keep making cards!

 No.5265[D]

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>>5251
>>5259
Ok. Then I summon glass ice shield

 No.5266[D]

>>5265
(powerblast arm is a card I have here ready. You'll see my shit combos soon)

 No.5267[D]

>>5265
The Plague Doctor grabs the Glass Ice Shield.

"THANKS, SPONTANEOUS GENERATION!"

 No.5268[D]

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>>5267
I summon aeorian crystal. Suddently the shield becomes all glowy [spoiler]and you're visited by the party van[/spoiler] and it flies out of the plague doctor hands, flies to the crystal and floats near it akwardly

 No.5269[D]

File: COSMIC CUM MACHINE.png (419.71 KB, 500x650, 10:13, 1575780992282.png) [Show in Hex Viewer] [Reverse Image search]

Let's start making things interesting.

 No.5270[D]

File: Card Inverter.png (10.57 KB, 500x650, 10:13, 1575782272057.png) [Show in Hex Viewer] [Reverse Image search]

>>5269
Let's Invert that.

 No.5271[D]

>>5270
In order to invert it, it would mean that it stopped being Cosmic Cum Machine and started being something else. This would mean that, at some point, the Cosmic Cum Machine ceased to exist. This is impossible.

 No.5272[D]

>>5271
I think you are not understanding what the card does.
Its still the Cosmic Cum Machine but its meaning is reversed.
So instead of any creature that cums being turned into a slime monster anything that doesn't cum gets turned into an unbeatable creation.

 No.5273[D]

>>5272
The way I see it, there are two ways that the Card Inverter could go about achieving this effect. It could alter the processes of the Cosmic Cum Machine itself (which is impossible) or it could run a process of its own that cancels out and then supersedes the effect of the CCM. However, the CCM and its laws are a part of reality. They will not stop having effect just because the inverted did its own thing. Basically:
>Cummer cums
>CCM turns cummer into slime monster
>Inverter tries to turn slime monster back into cummer
>CCM turns cummer back into slime monster as soon as it became something else; after all, it still cummed at some point and is subject to the laws of the CCM.
So long as a cummer exists, it can only do so as a slime monster.
As for the powerful beings part, you left out the part about rolls:
>Inverter turns all non-cummer creatures into the opposite of weak slimes
>High ATT, INT, and DEF, but ceases to exist if a number other than their "original digit" is rolled at any time by anything that isn't specifically attacking them
Probably not what you were envisioning, but I don't see why it wouldn't be possible. The divine laws of the CCM are strong yet simple, and they find no quarrel with this situation.

 No.5275[D]

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Time to recover!

 No.5279[D]

>>5275
What are you recovering?

 No.5281[D]

>>5269
>MS Paint Cards
>Procceds to Graphix Manipulate his cards

The madlad.

 No.5294[D]

>>5281
Is it your turn now? I guess?

 No.5303[D]

>>5294
yes... i guess...

 No.5305[D]

­

 No.5306[D]

>>5305
How does one post a blank
Is this true sorcery?

 No.5307[D]

BURN THE WITCH

 No.5308[D]

TIME TO EMBIGGER

>Slams resize to 200% button

 No.5313[D]


 No.5314[D]

>>4922
blankposting is the same as making off topic replies
>>>/sewers/
faggots

 No.5315[D]

>>5313
Is it the jannies deleting an image? How does one blankpost?

 No.5316[D]

>>5315
you cant just post a picture without text, so it's just some "feature" that the imageboard engine has which allows people to blankpost

 No.5317[D]

>>5316
> Unicode Character 'INVISIBLE SEPARATOR' (U+2063)

 No.5320[D]

roberta draw a card so I can start unleashing mine combos

 No.5322[D]

>>5320
Honestly im fucking scared of your combos, but i will make the try.

 No.5323[D]

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I summon this plant! yes!

And I make my Plague Doctor trap the Weird Crystal into a nuke testing field!



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