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How to play:

1. Draw (LITERALLY) a card using the template attached. (USE ONLY MS PAINT)
2. Give it a flavor text in the box in the template, then post it with a tripfag.
3. When a second anon post his card
start fighting using cards of the first Card you used


uhh, can you give us an example?


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I dont know... something like this


>literally who


>gay faggot
i think he's reffering to (You)


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I atack


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I sacrifice my Gay faggot to special summon a Smol Tiddy Lewdlf


and i end my turn.


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I sacrifice Smol Tiddy Lewdlf to summon orange (read the card)
Disproportionally large guy dies of colesterol ;_; rip 2019-2019


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In "LCG pls, dont lewd it" position!


[spoiler]lcg isn't the one we need to worry about[/spoiler]


>>4939 Fuck...



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If I'm not wrong >>4939 didn't play a card
So it's my turn


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I summon R.G.M.O.S.P! and i attack your Pimp Orange!


This is the best manga i read in my life
What will happen to orange pimp-kun?
Cant wait for the anime adaption 10/10


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I summon Shmlefo with his dual weilding AK-47 and NOBODY SET ANYTHING LAZY FAGGOTS arm, I attack RGMOSP, Orange seems kinda cool I guess


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*orange fails at summoning "nigger"*
*orange dies*
I like how this turned into everyone vs RoboManiac
Anyway I'll draw the AK-47 card you equipped


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Who the hell are you?
Haven't heard of "MSGarf" before




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I originally created this banner back in March or February this year I wanna say, you can choose to believe it, and if there is someway to prove it to ya'll I would. My laptop got reset due to legal stuff with copyright and companies


I never gave myself a name


Sorry, i guess i was too paranoid, a buch of weird comments just popped out of nowhere, and i had to deal with a shill that kept putting adds for here on 4chan. Mods, delete my comment, dont want to derail this thread.


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We don't even check dubs here, that card's bullshit
Anyway, I use your same card (v2.0) to kill you directly since the op dubs >>4922 weren't checked. (They are also comfydubs, so it's even more powerful)


No automatic wins, spell negated.


Sounds like something someone who just lost would say
[spoiler]OK but your spell >>4950 is negated too. I mean it really is just a random kill spell since we don't check dubs here[/spoiler]


Does that mean Shmefo survives?


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I summon this Bratty Bat in "Ready to suck your dick" position


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I guess so
[spoiler]thx[/spoiler] I summon screaming tree and I attack Bratty Bat with Shmlefo


Bratty Bat tricks Shmelo into attacking the poor Screaming Tree.


but isn't shmlefo more intelligent?
Well, rip tree...




So what does this mean? What happened?


Nothing, the tree still died.


Im pulling a auto-play, when its my turn I attack whoever the hell is closest to a communist




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w h a t


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this is what happens when aliens try to communicate with the 22chan.


What did i miss? How did he post nothing?


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The Dubz.


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Check 'em


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i summon a Witch Lewdlf.


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Shmlefo, annihilate witch lewdlf!
I also summon Mr. dumb dumb


Witch Lewdlf helps Bratty Bat to ruse Shmlefo, which is just gets a bit damaged, but he kills the Witch, while she was flying with the bat, falling and killing Mr. Dumb Dumb.


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Auto-play: Shmlefo cant reload the AK because of his other hand, he tears it off then uses Extra Cheese


Also Mr. dumb dumd is still alive


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How? What?
Anyway, I switch intelligence between Mr. dumb dumb and Bratty Bat, and then attack her with the Mr. not-longer-so-dumb-dumb
Since she is so stupid now, she obviously can't trick him this time. Since one can't be shocked but whom he was in the very near past, the idiocy protection doesn't work
You have no hope. I outplayed you, stupid bat. Die


Wait by first attack does it mean first ever attack or first attck on him?


First attack on dumb dumb. On him. See >>5086
>Dodges first attack by shocking everyone by how stupid he is
You approach him with the sword, ready to cut his head off, but then you see a stupidity which can't be described with words, and the sword falls from your hands, and you can't look away as your brain cells are affected in ways which cannot be undone. The next time you just chop his head off though


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Well, I guess this is over. Thanks robomaniac, it was a nice run




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yes, i activate my personal spell card!


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You're gonna carry that weight.
[spoiler]Jokes aside, you sure you want to continue? There's nothing bad in finishing now and moving on if you're bored. You could make another collab oc thread[/spoiler]


But im not bored! i just get distracted easily! i wanna keep making cards!


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Ok. Then I summon glass ice shield


(powerblast arm is a card I have here ready. You'll see my shit combos soon)


The Plague Doctor grabs the Glass Ice Shield.



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I summon aeorian crystal. Suddently the shield becomes all glowy [spoiler]and you're visited by the party van[/spoiler] and it flies out of the plague doctor hands, flies to the crystal and floats near it akwardly


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Let's start making things interesting.


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Let's Invert that.


In order to invert it, it would mean that it stopped being Cosmic Cum Machine and started being something else. This would mean that, at some point, the Cosmic Cum Machine ceased to exist. This is impossible.


I think you are not understanding what the card does.
Its still the Cosmic Cum Machine but its meaning is reversed.
So instead of any creature that cums being turned into a slime monster anything that doesn't cum gets turned into an unbeatable creation.


The way I see it, there are two ways that the Card Inverter could go about achieving this effect. It could alter the processes of the Cosmic Cum Machine itself (which is impossible) or it could run a process of its own that cancels out and then supersedes the effect of the CCM. However, the CCM and its laws are a part of reality. They will not stop having effect just because the inverted did its own thing. Basically:
>Cummer cums
>CCM turns cummer into slime monster
>Inverter tries to turn slime monster back into cummer
>CCM turns cummer back into slime monster as soon as it became something else; after all, it still cummed at some point and is subject to the laws of the CCM.
So long as a cummer exists, it can only do so as a slime monster.
As for the powerful beings part, you left out the part about rolls:
>Inverter turns all non-cummer creatures into the opposite of weak slimes
>High ATT, INT, and DEF, but ceases to exist if a number other than their "original digit" is rolled at any time by anything that isn't specifically attacking them
Probably not what you were envisioning, but I don't see why it wouldn't be possible. The divine laws of the CCM are strong yet simple, and they find no quarrel with this situation.


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Time to recover!


What are you recovering?


>MS Paint Cards
>Procceds to Graphix Manipulate his cards

The madlad.


Is it your turn now? I guess?


yes... i guess...




How does one post a blank
Is this true sorcery?





>Slams resize to 200% button



blankposting is the same as making off topic replies


Is it the jannies deleting an image? How does one blankpost?


you cant just post a picture without text, so it's just some "feature" that the imageboard engine has which allows people to blankpost


> Unicode Character 'INVISIBLE SEPARATOR' (U+2063)


roberta draw a card so I can start unleashing mine combos


Honestly im fucking scared of your combos, but i will make the try.


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I summon this plant! yes!

And I make my Plague Doctor trap the Weird Crystal into a nuke testing field!


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First blankposter itt (and on 22chan? Am I making history?) here, I meant it as a "no comment"/"silent shock" response to roberta brutally murdering my beloved tree
attempt plant murder with thief
then (if alive) get the crystal back


Hm, looks like I killed plant and got the crystal back
check em robo


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I will not let this thread die so easily.


I can loose the rules a bit so i can use Medibang at my phone?


just a hunch but I don't think anyone actually cares what program you use to make a card. pls make a sexy magician to save us from the bomb


>satan wants a sexy magician


bumping so roberta draws us a sexy magician


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double dubs confirm


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i summon the Best Sexy Bitch i could afford, and i use her to
>/tp Harold the Nuclear Bomb -6969 69 -420420


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use this instead, I use bitchwitch as a source to contain Harold and... I guess nobody else. Oh well, at least we won't all be killed




dont bump a thread by posting "bump"
if you have something to say, say it


this thread was almost dead and i didnt want for it to 404 yet, one more thread and it would be gone before i could make an actual post


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the best card in the game

final form twoot

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