The Updated Rules of The Internet Anonymous 11/19/19 (Tue) 19:01:46 No. 4692 [D ]
https://www.lurkmore.com/view/Rules (^The old rules of the internet)
"to help make OUR interwebz great again"
"Typed in the year of our LORD XI.XVII.MMXIX"
Anonymous 11/19/19 (Tue) 19:05:57 No. 4693 [D ]
It's a brave new internet
Anonymous 11/19/19 (Tue) 19:11:59 No. 4694 [D ]
Post the rules with great clarity, and details.
RoboManiac trip_a0295f 11/19/19 (Tue) 19:13:40 No. 4695 [D ]
Rule # 1
Anonymous 11/19/19 (Tue) 19:23:10 No. 4696 [D ]
>>4695 Like forcing a meme.
Say, milhouse
RoboManiac trip_a0295f 11/19/19 (Tue) 19:35:46 No. 4697 [D ]
>>4696 This is true, the fuck! Im also a forced meme and im fucking annoying!
lcg 11/19/19 (Tue) 19:38:54 No. 4698 [D ]
Rule # 2
Anonymous 11/19/19 (Tue) 19:46:33 No. 4699 [D ]
Rule # 3
Anonymous 11/19/19 (Tue) 21:55:25 No. 4711 [D ]
>>4692 pic related rule 5?
Also rule 6: love Lain.
Anonymous 11/20/19 (Wed) 03:37:24 No. 4739 [D ]
Most of these rules are too long, not catchy enough. Look at the OG set, they just roll off the tongue. We need to shorten them. How about>forced=shit >Any thread that goes on for long enough will inevitably spiral into Anon's middle-aged existential crisis. >Trust no-one >Lurk Moar >Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that they're in good company >Let's All Love Lain! >Nevar compromise your anonymity (saying name, age, gender, etc.) >Nobody knows or cares who you are
RoboManiac trip_a0295f 11/20/19 (Wed) 03:43:10 No. 4741 [D ]
Rule #9: The first thing you know about that guy are his pronouns? Start running.
Anonymous 11/20/19 (Wed) 03:54:42 No. 4743 [D ]
>>4739 That's a great idea!
Anonymous 11/20/19 (Wed) 04:51:44 No. 4744 [D ]
(This is from the old list)
Anonymous 11/20/19 (Wed) 04:54:15 No. 4745 [D ]
>>4739 The rules are short, but the secret explanation as to why the rule exist can be as long as it wants
Anonymous 11/22/19 (Fri) 19:21:44 No. 4774 [D ]
>>4692 Rule
#10 Porn ruins everything
Anonymous 11/22/19 (Fri) 19:23:51 No. 4775 [D ]
>>4774 Rule #11
Using the same template for the same thing over and over isn't funny and is begging for attention like a 16 year old girl. Which means you are the replacement for 16 year old girls on the internet. Which means you are a complete faggot
Anonymous 11/22/19 (Fri) 19:27:08 No. 4776 [D ]
>>4775 rule #12
Newfags will claim to be oldfags
Anonymous 11/22/19 (Fri) 19:28:23 No. 4777 [D ]
>>4775 no, rule 11 should be "let no dubs go unchecked."
Anonymous 11/22/19 (Fri) 19:42:17 No. 4778 [D ]
Let no trips go unchecked you degenerate
Anonymous 11/22/19 (Fri) 19:43:40 No. 4779 [D ]
Recheck our rule numbers, because the numbers are off
Anonymous 11/22/19 (Fri) 19:44:43 No. 4780 [D ]
Rule 10 was "fight club"
RoboManiac trip_a0295f 11/22/19 (Fri) 19:45:22 No. 4781 [D ]
>>4774 Fuck this one, porn ruins everything only if let to mix with SFW stuff.
Anonymous 11/22/19 (Fri) 19:58:26 No. 4782 [D ]
Porn, back in the early days of 4chan, was funny. Turning stuff into porn would make other people laugh.
Anonymous 11/22/19 (Fri) 20:16:35 No. 4783 [D ]
>>4782 Godamn
Ignore my faggotry. Or, delete my statment.
My typing skills are crap, and my grammar is terrible.
And i didn't realise it untill the last moment.
22Chan deserves better than that.
Also,
>>4775 It should be shortened it to
Rule #12
Copypasta>>4782
Anonymous 11/22/19 (Fri) 21:15:21 No. 4785 [D ]
>>4779 Yeah I sort of noticed after the replies.
>>4781 Rule 13
If you piss off a tripfag your point is valid.
>>4782 Porn is ultimately one of the key factors in the death of /b/. /b/ is effectively just a random porn board now and we see the results. Sure their are like a couple of threads that aren't porn however a common theme is that those type of threads are repeat threads. Porn makes an imageboard stale and it destroys any form of creativity any nfsw forum has. Everyone on 4chan is obsessed with porn and it won't ever change unless some either A. Restricts porn to a single thread. Which won't happen because most people go to /b/ for porn. Or /b/ the imageboard dies due to decay. Also what is funny about watching a man stick his penis into another women while you are watching? that isn't funny that literal cuckholdry.
>>4783 That makes more sense to be honest.
Rules are
1. Don't force everything it makes you look like a pathetic tryhard
2. All discussions spiral down into Anon getting an existential crisis.
3. The internet is about as trustworthy as Obama
4. Fucking lurk moar, everywhere!
5. Any community that gets its laugh by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakingly believe that they're in good company.
6. Let's all love lain
7. Never compromise your anonymity
8. Nobody gives a shit about your existence
9. The first thing you know about that guy are his pronouns? Start running.
10. Fight club
11. Editing the same image over and over again isn't OC
12. Newfags will claim to be oldfags
13. If you piss off a tripfag your point is valid.
Anonymous 11/22/19 (Fri) 21:25:42 No. 4786 [D ]
>>4785 Got a couple more rules.
Rule 14
Everything will eventually get ruined no exceptions.
Rule 15
If someone presents an opposing opinion appeal to the crowd to hound on the person until they change their opinion to match the standard on said culture.
Rule 16
SJW's, /pol/, Niggers and Jews exist deal with it.
Rule 17
Attack the person rather than the opinion, it always works!
Anonymous 11/22/19 (Fri) 21:27:09 No. 4787 [D ]
>>4786 Rule 17 should be replaced with rule 15 sorry.
lolico 11/22/19 (Fri) 21:33:52 No. 4788 [D ]
Rule 18
Anonymous 11/22/19 (Fri) 21:39:10 No. 4789 [D ]
I don't know about 21 but 22 should be "Twoot knows best"
Anonymous 11/22/19 (Fri) 21:45:19 No. 4790 [D ]
>>4788 Rule 21
The internets currency is smug anime faces
Rule 22
DESU DESU DESU yes it's still here
Rule 23
Bronies still exists as well
Rule 24
So does anonymous but no one talks about that
Rule 25
COMMON SENSE EXISTS ON THE INTERNET!!!
Rule 26
pfft you wish
Rule 27
Your mom jokes have finally died.
Rule 28
DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS!
RoboManiac trip_a0295f 11/22/19 (Fri) 21:52:18 No. 4791 [D ]
>>4785 I hate the fact that im pissed at rule 13, making it in fact, a valid rule.
RoboManiac trip_a0295f 11/22/19 (Fri) 21:56:12 No. 4792 [D ]
Rule 29
Anonymous 11/22/19 (Fri) 21:58:09 No. 4793 [D ]
>>4790 Nah. Explain why the rules exist.
Explain everything better too.
Some of these are pretty lame.
You made too many rules also, try to make one at a time.
Anonymous 11/22/19 (Fri) 22:03:12 No. 4794 [D ]
Came up with two, but it needs to be worded better.
Anonymous 11/22/19 (Fri) 22:05:00 No. 4795 [D ]
>>4793 Yeah probably a smart idea.
Either way gonna make a list of the current ones
1. Don't force everything. It makes you look like a pathetic tryhard.
2. All discussions spiral down into Anon getting an existential crisis.
3. The internet is about as trustworthy as Obama
4. Fucking Lurk moar, everywhere
5. Any community that gets its laugh by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakingly believe that they're in good company.
6. Let's all love lain
7. Never compromise your anonymity
8. Nobody gives a shit about your existence
9. The first thing you know about that guy are his pronouns? Start running.
10. Fight club
11. Editing the same image over and over again isn't OC
12. Newfags will claim to be oldfags
13. If you piss off a tripfag your point is valid.
14. Everything eventually gets ruined no exceptions
15. Attack the person rather than the opinion, it always works!
16. SJW's, /pol/, Niggers and Jews exist deal with it.
17. Every rule has an exception
18. There is always someone smarter than you
19. The board isn't shit, it's you
20. Rule 17 is tripfags coping with rule 13
21. ANYTHING HAPPENS
22. Twoot knows best.
Anonymous 11/22/19 (Fri) 22:09:42 No. 4796 [D ]
>>4794 Trolling only works when you aren't a fag.
Don't give an attention whore what he is craving
If you feel like a lolcow, check for autism.
How about these.
Anonymous 11/22/19 (Fri) 22:12:15 No. 4797 [D ]
Remember, the list is somewhat serious, but you can throw in joke rules. Still try to explain why the rule should exist in the first place. Of cource, when everybody's done, we should go over everything to make sure everything is perfect.
Read
>>4694 Anonymous 11/22/19 (Fri) 22:17:45 No. 4798 [D ]
>>4797 Idol worship is cancer
The bible forbidding idolatry was probably the greatest idea in the history of man. Seriously anyone who looks at something like some unquestionable paragon seriously needs to be checked for mental inefficiency.
Anonymous 11/22/19 (Fri) 22:22:37 No. 4801 [D ]
>>4798 What are you trying to say?
Anonymous 11/22/19 (Fri) 22:28:36 No. 4802 [D ]
>>4801 basically anyone who takes the words of someone as the absolute truth and refuses to listen to any other viewpoint that contradicts their own and instead of debating they prefer to silence the opposition. Mob mentality things of that type of sort.
Either way why don't we make something of this verse in the bible.
Ecclesiastes 3:1-8
"1To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven: 2A time to be born, and a time to die; a time to plant, and a time to pluck up that which is planted; 3A time to kill, and a time to heal; a time to break down, and a time to build up; 4A time to weep, and a time to laugh; a time to mourn, and a time to dance; 5A time to cast away stones, and a time to gather stones together; a time to embrace, and a time to refrain from embracing; 6A time to get, and a time to lose; a time to keep, and a time to cast away; 7A time to rend, and a time to sew; a time to keep silence, and a time to speak; 8A time to love, and a time to hate; a time of war, and a time of peace.
Anonymous 11/22/19 (Fri) 22:33:29 No. 4803 [D ]
I'm not trying to idol worship,
Anonymous 11/22/19 (Fri) 22:40:09 No. 4804 [D ]
>>4803 I actually think that idol worship is cancer can be improved. Like get off your fatass and stop being a sheep! or mindless zombie factionalism dampens discussion.
Anonymous 11/22/19 (Fri) 23:03:48 No. 4805 [D ]
these are more like rules of 22chan than rules of the internet.
Anonymous 11/22/19 (Fri) 23:08:06 No. 4806 [D ]
Think about it. "Idol worship is cancer" is pretty easy to memorize.>There are more rules of 22chan then internet
Anonymous 11/22/19 (Fri) 23:15:21 No. 4807 [D ]
>>4806 Yeah I guess you are correct in that assertion. Going to bed right now
Anonymous 11/23/19 (Sat) 00:19:07 No. 4808 [D ]
This thread is beautiful
Anonymous 11/23/19 (Sat) 00:37:08 No. 4809 [D ]
>the internet is as trustworthy as obama
Anonymous 11/23/19 (Sat) 00:42:51 No. 4810 [D ]
Needs no explanation
RoboManiac trip_a0295f 11/23/19 (Sat) 00:47:11 No. 4812 [D ]
>>4810 No, NYPA gets used a lot to never do anything and just shitpost porn and shit
Anonymous 11/23/19 (Sat) 05:06:18 No. 4813 [D ]
This is rules of the internet, not rules of imageboards.
Anonymous 11/23/19 (Sat) 10:24:07 No. 4814 [D ]
>>4813 28. Hippocracy is the current political system of the internet.
Anonymous 11/23/19 (Sat) 13:09:26 No. 4816 [D ]
>28. Hippocracy is the current political system of the internet.
Anonymous 11/23/19 (Sat) 13:31:41 No. 4818 [D ]
>>4816 >I guess it can be made better by adding "don't let that happen again" You're right.
Honestly rule 5 applies to this as a whole thus it's an unneccesary rule.
RoboManiac trip_a0295f 11/23/19 (Sat) 16:11:01 No. 4819 [D ]
Rule 29: Your Signature Move or pose will make shit fucking explode, No exceptions.
sause b0ss 11/23/19 (Sat) 16:41:23 No. 4821 [D ]
>4819
Anonymous 11/23/19 (Sat) 17:16:40 No. 4823 [D ]
>>4822 DUBS CHECK
twoot, mien fürer. Is there a rule you like to add?
Anonymous 11/23/19 (Sat) 17:17:52 No. 4824 [D ]
>i like rule 22
RoboManiac trip_a0295f 11/23/19 (Sat) 17:38:44 No. 4826 [D ]
Rule 30: There will someone to say the annoying shit you are trying to escape of, ex: Trans Rights!
Anonymous 11/23/19 (Sat) 17:49:51 No. 4828 [D ]
Twoots holy rule : cats will always be sacred
Anonymous 11/23/19 (Sat) 23:30:57 No. 4838 [D ]
Rule #??
Anonymous 11/23/19 (Sat) 23:48:43 No. 4839 [D ]
When we decide we are done,we should write the rules down on the holy parchment (ms paint) and write the name of the namefags who where in this thread, and anonymous. If anything, we can use this to teach youngfags, and will be a great win for 22chan.
Anonymous 11/24/19 (Sun) 00:36:37 No. 4843 [D ]
I'd figured you'll like it
Anonymous 11/24/19 (Sun) 00:43:40 No. 4846 [D ]
*and everybody else :)
lcg 11/24/19 (Sun) 00:56:22 No. 4848 [D ]
>>4841 >>4843 i don't really support outright spoonfeeding the newfags, having the constitution on the site would be just doing that.
For example, 4/f/ has some flashes which are guides on how2/f/, but they are only with people who have saved it. When someone asks for such a guide (or acts like a faggot too much), there will be also someone who will post the flash.
i.e. it's getting posted only when necessary and is seen by people who actually do care (mostly).
So i'd much rather favor the constitution being saved as a .jpeg/.png or whatever.
Anonymous 11/24/19 (Sun) 01:02:49 No. 4849 [D ]
Not spoonfeeding, just for the ones that are truly clueless
Anonymous 11/24/19 (Sun) 01:07:26 No. 4850 [D ]
Wait, i'm an idiot, i didn't properly read your post, Lcg.
Anonymous 11/24/19 (Sun) 05:26:33 No. 4851 [D ]
>>4840 It's an Interpretation of
>Rule #XY Praise me lmao And it will be a rule. if it is not a rule, they will feel the wrath of Khajiit
Anonymous 11/24/19 (Sun) 12:14:59 No. 4854 [D ]
Rule # 33
Anonymous 11/24/19 (Sun) 12:40:49 No. 4855 [D ]
I didn' t see this up there
RoboManiac trip_a0295f 11/24/19 (Sun) 13:54:14 No. 4857 [D ]
>>4853 Let me change that
Rule 34: If exists, theres porn of it.
YOU CANT just change Rule 34.
Its fucking virtual suicide.
lcg 11/24/19 (Sun) 13:55:33 No. 4858 [D ]
>>4857 this.
even though it's not our rule, it's an universal truth that cannot be changed.
Anonymous 11/24/19 (Sun) 21:43:24 No. 4860 [D ]
>>4857 How about
rule 34: There is porn of it, therefore it exists.
Kinda as a combined citation to rule 34 and "cogito ergo sum" ("I think, therefore I am")>>4857
Anonymous 11/25/19 (Mon) 01:30:47 No. 4861 [D ]
>>4860 I think i like it
Smart and classy like 22chan
Anonymous 12/01/19 (Sun) 05:04:48 No. 4977 [D ]
>>4839 Oh can I be on it?
>>4860 I quite like this idea. It's something old with a new twist on it. Though it is a bit of a mouthful to say. Maybe A better/ shortened version could be "There Is Porn, Therefore It Exists"?
Anonymous 12/01/19 (Sun) 05:08:24 No. 4978 [D ]
>>4977 Its never too late buddy. Just remember to post the rules with great clarity and detail, you know, kinda explain why the rule you make exists. And yeah, you can throw in joke rules.
This thread isn't over yet
Anonymous 12/01/19 (Sun) 05:16:43 No. 4980 [D ]
Go ahead, give it a shot
Anonymous 12/01/19 (Sun) 05:25:51 No. 4984 [D ]
>>4980 You want me to try? I guess "Godawful Quantity will never be better than Skillful Quality"?
I'm usually better than this but I had a long work day today, and I'm tired.
Anonymous 12/01/19 (Sun) 14:17:07 No. 5004 [D ]
What i meant to say is, go ahead and try to do both things, reformatting, and making a rule. After you make somthing, if you want to be on the list, throw out a name or tripfag, if you want. If not, it'll be signed "anonymous".