/b/ - and so- I bring you The Adventures of Nitch Bigga!Born n raised in a poor black neighborhood and now at age 24, living in Martin Luther King street 68, somewhere in California.Nitch ain't the smartest of people,however, he's got bling.And nobody can de


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and so- I bring you The Adventures of Nitch Bigga!
Born n raised in a poor black neighborhood and now at age 24, living in Martin Luther King street 68, somewhere in California.
Nitch ain't the smartest of people,however, he's got bling.And nobody can deny that. His bling is made out of gold-painted aluminum alloy and not actually gold, but still, that's some bright fucking bling.
He is known for getting into trouble every now and then , but "he is a good person and always helps people out", says his parole officer.
A local citizen who goes by the name "T.Stack Shack" had this to comment on Nitch:"Deem mufuga be bustin n hustlin green since he went to first grade nigga, hee know them sheit mup da did," we were unable to understand the rest of what this sir had to say due to his distinct regional dialect.
And so, now that you have gotten some sense on his background, it's time to begin another day!
(next part coming in a bit)

 No.3168[D]

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>>3167
>Another day, another cigarette pack
Nitch utters to himself, but to his suprise, when he reaches for his favourite brand of taiwanese contraband cigarettes he realizes that he's all out!
These kinds of cigs can either be gotten at uncle Frank's convenience store a couple of blocks down, or it's gonna be a trip to the harbor to get a pack from actual taiwanese fishermen/smugglers.
So, ANON, where are we gonna go to get cigs?

 No.3169[D]

>>3168
You can't say he's got bling if he's settling with the shit quality from Frank's store.

 No.3173[D]

>>3169
Fuck off, Fag, Uncle Frank its great, he gives free candy after spending 10 dollars.

 No.3177[D]

>>3168
The convenience store
We should check if we need to buy anything else before we go

 No.3181[D]

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>>3167
We need cigs and we're all out of just plain regular food aswell.
So, Uncle Franks convenience store it is!
Nitch goes outside and sees that clouds are coming together and it's most likely going to rain, so an umbrella would be really handy right now!
>aw shit
Oh yeah..... about the umbrella....
We traded in our last umbrella for a pack of 20 baht cigs the other day. Fuck.
And a couple of blocks is actually about 2 miles.
Double fuck.
Well, since we've got no other choice, it's time to set off!

 No.3183[D]

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>>3181
Being in the rain without an umbrella sucks

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>>3183
As you (Nitch) walk down a couple of streets, an automobile rolls just by you. From the looks of it, it's definitely a pimp-mobile.
And the pink-dressed african-american, that's currently occupying the vehicle, is also, definitely, a pimp. The driver addresses you with a proposal:
>Fuck you walkin' around in this rain nigga? You's a dumbass, get in the ride nigga, imma take you a couple o blocks down!
Weirdly enough the automobile, a convertible by it's nature, does not sport a roof. Whether the roof was stolen by locals or removed via the owner's permission, to increase the "coolness factor" of the car, is unknown.
So, what do you do?
Accept the strangers offer and get in the car?
Or decline and keep walking?
[spoiler]looking at the comic sober makes me want to kill myself so i dont know whether ill finish it[/spoiler]

 No.3195[D]

>>3194
Nigga don't wuss out.
you gotta have some faith in your bruddas.

 No.3196[D]

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>>3195
>bruddas
*2018 memes flashbacks*

 No.3198[D]

>>3194
Yeah man lets get on dat car
We gon get wet anyway but at least it'll be quicker



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