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And i mean absolutely anything, beginning from touhou and ending with mongolian throat singing techniques.
I want for you to participate actively!
Yes, i'm looking at you, anon.


So, to begin-
how was your day?
Did you find anything new or interesting?


I wish my dick worked




Do you believe in fate? Have you ever thought about how it works? Can someone change their fate?


I autistically believe in predestination. That could explain why everything i do always fails.


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Going back to the original topic of finding something new, i discovered that im really fascinated by music boxes.


Have you seen the marble machine?
(Also the guy who built it is now working on a new one, with more metallic pieces. And he makes videos about the process, and they're kinda interesting to watch actually)


Aye, its really something. Though my fascination more lies in small things, like watches and etc. I always enjoy people making things, I also enjoy watching electrical stuff, like that jewtube channel Electroboom, despite me not understanding electricity at all.
On top of that, it's really hot outside, about +30 degrees celsius.
And for the first time in my life i saw an actual big titty goth girl. The tits weren't huge, but they certainly were enjoyable.


this is what i was thinking when i said "small things"
i would really want one of those music boxes, but the ones reuge makes, each cost at least a grand.
The very cheapest ones they've got is around 500$.


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Wouldn’t Alice Margatroid look so much cuter with DollJoints?


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She would probably look very cute!
A doll having it's own army of dolls sounds pretty interesting too


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are there any other wehraboos here?




I don't think that all jerries are wehraboos.
Especially tw00t, since ED says he is a bluepilled fag




Talking about touhou, what characters do you like best? for me its Hina, Yukari and Suwako


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I really enjoy Flandre. Though i really like Orin, Chen, Ran and Yukari aswell.
Hina's spin also brings me enjoyment.
It's hard for me to say which one of them i like the most.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdpsFsgNULk is one of my favourite videos of Flan.
Do you have any favourite 2hu videos/songs?


List a few things that have changed. This may be a interesting character arc for our favorite German.


Not necessarily videos but i really like Necrofantasia, Immortal Smoke, Native Faith/Beloved Tomboyish Girl... now that i think of it i really like a lot of songs these are just my favourites...
I mean, ive known touhou songs before i knew what touhou was... for example, Bad Apple, i dont remember listening it for the first time, as long as i can remember i knew it, just didnt knoq the name..


Oh yeah, i found out about touhou from when IOSYS made 2hu flashes like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYTSBdxzj98
Im also fascinated by in how many different genres fanmade touhou remixes are.
I can listen Cirno's theme beginning with classical music style and ending as hardcore techno.


Muh puppet jerk


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Hey, dolls are cute.
Especially dolls like Suiseiseki!


Dolls are spooky, specially the ones that move alone


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>dolls from the 1800s
creepy, yes
>modern dolls
very cute!


Its going to eat my Robo-Soul, they arent cute Anon.


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I disagree.
Dolls are very cute.


Talking about songs ive known since forever, lately I "dicovered" this type of music ive always liked but never knew the name of anyone or something like that to get to know... Which is music from people like t+pazolite, 3r2, and i would like to know a especific name to the genre so I can get to know more.. Anyone know the name?


Genre is happy hardcore.
It sometimes sounds like a mix of denpa and hardcore techno, all of them are good standalone genres.
Though i enjoy techno trance the most:


>Though my fascination more lies in small things, like watches and etc.
The narrator is annoying, but the thing is really impressive. Mechanisms just feel so magical compared to chip-controlled stuff
That's pretty cool. But... You can listen to all the songs in an evening, and the thing is expensive. Not sure if it's worth it
>On top of that, it's really hot outside, about +30 degrees celsius.
Same here. And I've got no air conditioner at home!
>And for the first time in my life i saw an actual big titty goth girl. The tits weren't huge, but they certainly were enjoyable.
Nice. Gotta say I don't get the giant tits attraction, I don't prefer big tits over decent sized ones, but that's just my taste


Dolls are very cute


This desu.
we need to see that character development


>But... You can listen to all the songs in an evening, and the thing is expensive. Not sure if it's worth it
Most luxury things are just meant to exist as fancy things without much practical and that's about it lole
A 10$ hammer will do the job as good as a 100$ hammer, but the latter feels "fancy."
>still no character development news from twoot


>no character development news from twoot
What do you mean


hol up im stuped


Well, basically i've become less bluepilled. You fellas taught me chan culture and stuff...


>Most luxury things are just meant to exist as fancy things without much practical and that's about it lole
Mm. I guess you're right. Not my thing then



lgc is a real desu

You rolled the number 648429950 (no dubs or higher)


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am i?


speaking more about small things, small guns are also quite neat


Need to find a way to teach everyone about chan culture
I myself am late to the game and is trying to learn everything possible about imageboard culture. Book, music anime, manga. It's so hard but i love doing it.


Don't. not everyone needs to know about chan culture


22wiki when?


>how to learn more about chan culture
lurk moar, honestly. That's the only real way.
When there's shit to make a wiki about.


No point in starting a wiki. All the culture should stay secret, and on this site. Need to keep this site hidden. You know what i like? Crows. Anyone else likes crows?


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crows are cool but ravens are cooler



I agree! I particularly like the african white crested raven. Beautiful, smart bird! Very large too! Ravens are wonderful creatures, i read that they have the intelect of 5 year olds and have exelent problem solving skills


What are the smartest animals?
I know of dolphins and elephants






They're pretty stupid tbh
Could all live happily together and instead choose to fight each other for arbitrary values that don't give happiness



Smartest animal? Who can say. Smartest organism? The mycelial hivemind that has engineered virtually all forms of life from the beginning and, if you're into theories of this sort, could be part of an interstellar race of planet-colonizing life that hitches rides on asteroids.


How are you doing now, twoot..
How do you feel about 22chan's development?
I hope you are well, good sir.


We don't have sex here


I am doing very well sir. I feel happy about 22chan being so popular


Pokemon is cool


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most of them, at least


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some of them


>a bunch of mushrooms
pick one


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This is slightly a joke to me but i saw /ourlad/ in a comic book.
The comic is called "The invisibles" by Grant Morrison.
the pictures i'm posting are related and from the comic
Speaking of the comic, it's not that good due to the story being slightly Illegible because grant was on too much drugs when he was writing the script
What's cool though is the Inspiration it get's from 90's conspiracy lore


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why is he emo lole


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i am a cypherman, i hold my hands like rabbit and wear gas massk...


is it true that you have a dick for a nose?


noo, just jewish


22anon gets corrupted and turns into jewjewanon
When one of us gets b& lol


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now we know the answer to the age-old question


I just want to sleep


>can't sleep


Idk, maybe the sandman hates me or forgot about me, like everyone else


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I was walking to a store i saw this guy windowshopping. Why is he just sitting there


I mean DRIVING dammit
Oh, he just flew away lol


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What shall we discuss today, anons?


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Decarboxylation of thc-a in olive oil, what is the best between:
120°C for 1hour or 200°C for 30minutes?


w h a t are you even talking about


Are you trying to make Zyklon B?


As far as i can tell, anon is trying to make weed brownies.
Anyways, it took a YEAR but i got my ham radio.
Hand held to be exact, Baofeing UV-5R. Also got myself a better antenna to replace the old "rubber duck" one "Nagoya NA-771"
I manually programmed some things, and others, i used the chirp software and being a newfag, i'm still tuning it and learning as much as i can
Not much use for my hand heald where i live, only one repeater in the local area, and it's generally older gentlemen. They are members of the radio club, and are active around six o' clock untill 7. Generally uninteresting conversation, untill they started talking about historical accuracy in movies, and ham radio's used properly in movies.


how do we keep conversations rolling
I guess just keep making new threads


- we find a topic to discuss


Basically, yeah, we need either new threads or at least new posts to talk about


I didn't know a punisher movie existed, and i found a movie that was made around 2004 and i must say that i love it
Felt like a western movie set in the modern day, and the actor looked and acted just like frank castle
What movie have you guys watched recently?


I've caught Men in Black 3 on TV a week ago. It was nonsensical, even among other stories with time travel. I hate stories with time travel.


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Yup, and i found this


I guess time travel is a overused trope
Seen it a lot recently
Interstellar did well, but other movies seem to misuse the concept
Do you think its used for nostalga?


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News from trannychan:
BO tries to move a select few users to another chan but gets exposed. Now he purges anything related to that archive. its absolutely hilarious. I recommend you try it tbh.


I'm sorry. I dont know anything your talking about
Is this related to the altchan thing?


i wish i lived in an agriculture


Confirmed cases: 154k
Suspected cases: 79k
Cured: 269
Deaths: 24k



Is this related to the wuhan virus?


yep Tencent leaked the apparent real numbers.


Thanks fren!
And everyone else, remember
Hand sanitizer with 67% or more alchohol
Soap and hot water
That kills the virus


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Ohh if this is what i think it is,


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for once a meme that's actually funny


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Who's this "Anything" and why i should spend my time talkig about him?




He's not a guy he's like a giant balloon which contains all other balloons and people and stuff
If you talk about something you're also talking about that balloon because the thing you're talking about is inside of that balloon, 100%
That balloon is so incredibly big it contains itself
So you're free like a bird in picking what to talk about! You can make your own constrains inside of the balloon or travel through space and time in search of the journey itself, that is nothing


So this anything is like, all people in the world?
That means he's a faggot, and a nigger, and a jew. Fuck anything, how do I kill him?


>Fuck anything, how do I kill him?
Well.... You have the answer in your post
>So this anything is like, all people in the world?
[spoiler]You're anything too, anon[/spoiler]


So i went to a Prepper thing today about Bugout bags and and i learned something interesting
why carry a huge Tactical Backpack and stick out like a sore thumb, when you can fit everything into a good sized regular backpack and blend in
why have they not talked about this on 4chan's /k/?


because they want to carry literally fucking everything with them.
tacticool 2 extra pairs of boots, lead blanket for thermonuclear protection, 3000 rounds of 7.62x39 ammo and a month's supply of tibetan army food rations


touhoufags are faggots lelelelelelel when do i get my ban


thanks for the informative post


>implying he's gonna get banned for not liking touhou
shitty b8 m8


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i gotta say that stuff like this is pretty cool


For anyone who doesn't know, ED is back!


Well, how are you lads doing this fine day?


Ok I guess. Not much going on
What about you?|


Seems like a dead thread (and board) but I just wanna ask how do I evade a 4chan ban? I got perma banned for something I didn't do and now I don't know how to get out of this situation. Help me anons! :(


leave that burning trainwreck, unless you got some master plan to MAEK FOURCHON GREET AGIAN.


lurk moar


resetting your ip works for me, and also argueing to the mods. but if anything you can stay here
depends how you got banned, and what device your using


the boards isn't dead (at least not yet)


Yeah I guess I can ask my ISP for a new IP and I've been trying to tell the mods that what I posted was completely innocuous. The mods there are fucking retarded anyways. I guess I can stay here for now but the amount of rules are pretty daunting. Thanks anyways..


what's the ban duration anyways?


Oh it's permanent. But like I said before I did nothing wrong and the mods banned me and have refused to hear me out in my appeals.


well that sucks. did resetting your ip work?


you could try nagging the 4cuck mods over IRC


Thanks for the help guys but I was able to circumvent and evade the ban using a highly unused VPN server. For now, I'm able to post freely.


Cool, i knew it would work out, good luck


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how do i get motivation to learn something new?


listen to some music while your doing said thing.


for more Physical activities, listening to music that you like does the trick. (also audio books) for stuff where you really need to focus, classical music, motzart, bach, Franz Liszt and such.


i have a couple links to conspiracy related sites and stories
>project serpo
tldr is that in 1965 nasa sent astronauts far into space to a planet called serpo, its a fake story, but its a fun read if you get the time to read it
also it was made into a comic
this is where all the good 90's conspiracy lore comes from, just good sweet madness
here's the
> "dulce base story"
tldr its a "top secret" base in new mexico (yes theres an actual building located in the exact area) and people who "astro project" there get stuck forever there with no escape, also, its both one of those alien cultural exchange thingys, and a secret lab where people and aliens get experimented on. also for whatever godforsaken reasons they have the aids vaccine? (total /x/ shid) grant morrison wrote a comic book about this stuff.


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Is there anyone else who likes linguistics as a hobby? I mean there are a couple people I've met who are into it but I feel alone here. I like writing about linguistics, especially historical and comparative linguistics. Fun stuff. Pic unrelated btw.


man, i wish. that's such a cool hobby.
also is that a squirrel or a rat?


I am studying japanese, what is better individual kanji study or learn by vocabulaire?

You rolled the number 645651391 (no dubs or higher)


i'd say learn the vocabulary and then go after the moonrunes. start with basic hiragana and maybe katakana


I have learn the kana, however it is learning the kanji that is challenging should I learn them isolated like by themself or study them in words

You rolled the number 759820244 (dubs)


kinda hard to specify on that, but it probably would be most beneficial to learn the whole word with it


there was a point where ytp's stopped becoming ytp and turned into something else, something deeper. now adays the people who made these stopped, became podcasters or did something diffrent, perhaps out of fear or dissapointment that they spent a good chunk of their lives making "meme or shidposting videos" even though, thats not the case. it's not like they didn't make funny videos at all, instead it was always carefully crafted, not like some shidtly edited video of some guy's voice pretending to be patrick saying "oh boy i really want to suck cock spongebob", or some shidty meme format. even if it was a tf2 ytp thing it still was edited well, they worked hard and made someting funny only for people to dismiss their work. or post a five minute clip on ifunny or plebbit or some meme account or where ever without citing a source, and the original creators fade into black. nice while it lasted, also you got to thank viacom for wrecking videos because of copyright claims, so if its on youtube either it isnt the same as it used to be or its gone. truily ytp is a lost art that will be remembered forever.
this is now a ytp thread post and talk about ytp for as long as you like
im taking this thread with no survivors


The amount of effort that goes into even a shidtier ytp is incredible. It's truly an art form that I'll always hold a deep respect for. Way better than the tick tocks and snapgram stories that all the kids are in to nowadays


EmperorLemon turned a ytp into a horror story


preach brother


I don't know what this is or where exactly it should go but I do know it needs to go somewhere


has civvie ever done a face reveal?




i've been watching a interesting tv series called homecoming, its about military vets getting treated for ptsd in a creepy civilian transitional support center. i didnt know it at the time but i guess its based after a podcast. does anyone like podcasts?


i listen to some podcasts every once in a while, but nothing really specific




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There you go, i helped you out :)


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What is your favorite type of cat? My favorite type of cat is calicos because I find them very frenly and they have great personalities.


How many cats do you own?
>What is your favorite type of cat?
Maine coon. Hardy, fluffy cats. also i met a frenly coon named jeff at a yard sale who "had to say hi and kiss his new frens" which i found cute.


>does anyone like podcasts?
There was this one called "hardecore history", and another i mentioned before called " the nosleep podcast"
yeah i know, >plebbit
it was REALLY good, but it went to hell. creepypastas, do still like 'em.


I used to have a calico, but she wasn't very sociable, my favourite was a regular bicolor (mostly white) cat, she always liked being around people. I also like maine coons, same as >>8308


Do you have any clue why your calico was very shy? Did you adopt it later in its life or was it just naturally that way? Are Maine coons really as big as they look in the photos?


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Oh yes, maine coons grow HUGE.


Are the main aspects of a cat that you like still present with Maine coons? To me, without experiencing bigger cats smaller cats appeal more because I love how they are full of energy and peppy while being such small creatures that is a reason they are cute to me. The difficult parts of having a cat (which is small in comparison to the good parts) would be amplified you would have to watch your step ever more and make sure your cat doesn't run out. What are your thoughts on Maine coons in comparison to smaller cats?


No idea, she was brought as a kitten right to my doorstep by a stray cat who I was feeding, very soon after that the stray calico brought another bicolor ginger kitten, but he unfortunately passed away due to health reasons.
Maybe she wasn't as sociable because of her upbringing as a feral cat, although her mother was very sociable and really liked being around people.


I am confused on what you are trying to say. Did the calico or the coon die? Were all the cats different breeds? I suppose they came from the same cat settlement do you know if that is true? Did any of the cats live with you?


There seems to be some confusion here. These are my posts >>8311 >>8338
I never had a maine coon, I just said I like that breed. The ginger kitten, which was brought by the stray mother-cat calico, died due to health reasons, but his calico sibling grew up and was overall shy, unlike it's mother. Yes, those cats lived with my family. I do not know about "cat settlements," and I don't know where exactly those cats came from in the first place, and I do not know what exact breed they all were though.


I'm obsessed with using heavy blankets when i go to sleep every night, and i bought a nice, pricey one with glass beads. Anyway, i did a bit of research to try to figure out to see if this obsession is normal and it turns out people who need this type of thing have autism.
Who would have guessed lol.


How many 1ccs do u got


implying nobody has gotten this far into 2hu


I disagree I think old dolls are really cool. I'd own some if I had the space haha



What browser do you use for this website?
Mine is surf.


I use the Brave browser because I like the layout of the browser and I also like that I can donate to Twoot with Brave rewards.


fucking my graphics card
maybe its the PCI slot


what? does that mean you are seeing 4k hd 22chan lol


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My cat is currently sick and has fleas. It is sad because it is probably hard for her to deal with it. She has less energy than a cat should have and the fleas are probably very irritating.


Hearing this news has indeed, made my cat cry.


Well that sucks, did you give it the medicine it needs? Hopes it gets better!


sad, best wishes to catto


The cat has visited the vet and has been prescribed medicines. It should be a hard few days but she should be fine. It is just a difficult time that my cat has to deal with.


Poor babe, I wish her the best. Make sure to give her lots of treats and pets to help her through it.


She is doing better now, fortunately. I am glad it was only a few bad days or so for the catto.


Is there any small problem that gets to you? Today I discovered that my comfy shirt had a bunch of small holes. The issue of losing the shirt is that I do not have many shirts. I can still wear my shirt around the house but it isn't the same.


Same, all my clothe has holes in them for some reason.
personally my issue is constantly being swamped with chores, and other issues and i never have the chance to get job related stuff done


This is the first time that holes have formed in one of my shirts. It definitely has been worn a lot but the holes were in places I didn't expect. Do you procrastinate at all? Having a lot of work can frustrate me and make me procrastinate.


being interrupted doing something to go to dinner. A classic
having a cold so I can't feel the taste of the tea I'm drinking
when you eat chocolate, and accidentally eat one piece too much so now instead of being satisfied with your tasty chocolate snack you feel a little sick which kinda defeats the pleasure of eating chocolate
opening the window is required to have fresh air in my room, because it faces south and gets quite a bit of sun. However on the street there is always this constant noise of the street, and when I listen to anything, whether music/videos/vidya I hate noise because it requires me to get the volume higher (which sometimes leads to slight head-aches) and I still hear it worse than before. Which creates a dilemma where I have too choose
sleeping positions are all fucking uncomfortable. If I try sleeping on the side I squish my balls between my legs which is uncomfortable. If I sleep on my back the pillow becomes annoying more than helpful, and if I put it aside it's giant and uncomfortable. Any other position doesn't work
I still fucking have the high-school fear over my parents overlooking how I'm not studying in the current moment. Like ffs I'm not 16 anymore
When I wash my hands 16 times a day and the towel gets wet and it's no longer good to dry your hands. To prevent this you can attempt to get most water off your hands beforehand by shaking them over the sink, but that's a lot of effort plus it takes 15 extra seconds no matter how hard you shake
When the towel for whatever reason gets dirty. How does that happen?
When people speak to me, ever
When I speak to people and the words out of my mouth aren't up to the standards I wish they would be. This sometimes becomes a major issue though
When I type a reply to somebody on an imageboard or elsewhere only to delete it and not send it, then repeat the process a few times
When bugs are in my food. I can spend hours checking for them. You see, my dad has a vegetable garden, and doesn't spray it with anti-bug stuff for the sake of our healthiness, but that applies to the healthiness of bugs as well
When food is partially ruined. As above, I have to check it potentially for hours for small rotten bits or mold
Bugs in general are annoying as fuck. Mosquitoes at night. Flies during day. The bugs that put larvae in your rice. The bugs that eat your clothes. The ones that just fly around in an annoying way
When I go to bed too early so instead my mind wakes up even more (and I kinda felt sleepy when attempting to go to bed)
When I have to pick what to wear. I hate fucking clothes
How anything that gets in the kitchen becomes instantly dirty and filthy, and I'm forced to go there with my notebook in the evenings
When in the dark bugs fly towards my computer screen
When anybody enters my room, ever
When my parents argue. When anybody argues, ever
When I get into arguments
When I have to approach strangers
When I feel uncomfortable around people I kinda know, especially girls
When I lie, on purpose or accidentally
When there's a socially uncomfortable scene in a movie/animu and I have to calm myself down and force myself watching
When I find myself in the situation of being the ignorant trend-following sheep who can't think on its own
When in a movie/animu after a while I find myself rooting for the main character who wants to kill himself. Like empathetically, not because I hate him, but because I identify with him. This is arguably a little bigger than small though
When I'm enthusiastic about stupid stuff in my imagination which makes no sense
When I start imagining things like being a fucking youtuber and talk to myself for at least half an hour

Next it's stuff about shidting/pissing/cumming, so I thought I'd separate it so that people who find it gross can ignore it:
When you wipe your ass dozens of times to the point were it leaves small blood marks. I'm not kidding. There's too much rubbing going on I guess. However that of course is just the first inconvenience, cause afterwards you have a good chance of clogging the toilet
When I piss, and after that my dick pisses out a drop of pee in underwear. This makes me want to control the amount of pee left in my large hadron collider which is impossible and annoying
When I cum, and after a while when in bed another small drop of cum comes out and I have to get up and wash my dick. Sometimes my underwear just gets dirty without me noticing though which is only worse
When I smell like shid
When I pee in public bathrooms, but I can't pee because I feel the presence of other people
When in vacation at the sea I just can't pee at all in the morning for some reason
When my underwear gets up my ass. This doesn't happen often anymore though, thanks to better decision over what to wear
When I take a shid and water gets everywhere on my ass. It especially sucks if you have already pissed
When I have to piss and shid more than five times a day


Wow, that was a lot to take in. I'll address what I find most interesting.
>being interrupted doing something to go to dinner. A classic
This annoyed me to no end while I was in high school. After returning from dinner it would take ages to get back in the grove. Towards the end of high school I stopped trying to do work when I know work was imminent.
>I still fucking have the high-school fear over my parents overlooking how I'm not studying in the current moment. Like ffs I'm not 16 anymore
My parents (my mom particularly) still walk into my room because I have my door open and they have to do some chore where the equipment is in my room. My mom also walks in my room because she has a goal for doing a certain amount of steps in a day on her pedometer. In regards to doing schoolwork I like doing it on my laptop nowadays because my parents can't snoop as easy as on a desktop.
>When people speak to me, ever
That is painful because they expect you to carry the conversation.
>When I type a reply to somebody on an imageboard or elsewhere only to delete it and not send it, then repeat the process a few times
It takes me a while to reply to posts because I don't want to sound like a total retard so I have reread the message I am going to send many times.
>Bugs in general
Some mosquitos like to eat on my skin when I try to do night walks. It ruins the whole experience and I have to go inside soon after.
>When I get into arguments
Arguments are so tiresome both people are trying to find a way of saying I gotcha.
>When I have to approach strangers
Doing that is painful because oftentimes the strangers do not give room for you to be comfortable.
>When I pee in public bathrooms, but I can't pee because I feel the presence of other people
I can only pee in the stalls in public because it always seems like people like looking at something they don't get to see every day.
>When I take a shid and water gets everywhere on my ass. It especially sucks if you have already pissed
It is very perplexing to me how that happens.


It's nice to not feel alone in these things, thanks anon
Well, I guess at least these little struggles can help us keep in mind that we aren't all that different in the end


These little struggles are very annoying to us based on what we have to say. Do you think these small problems compound into a big problem?


Recently I've started to watch criminal investigations, interrogations and death sentence hearings, for some reason I really enjoy them.


>Do you think these small problems compound into a big problem?
If they pile up and become unbearable, then certainly so. But that doesn't always happen, I hope


I can relate with many things that you said, anon.


Isn't that what brings us here?


Does the thought process of the criminals intrigue you?


Hard to say. It's certainly also cool to look in to, but I like those videos because it's like a real life detective drama. Especially great as background noise for doing other things.


Remilia is fucking sexy


im sort of dressing up as a plague doctor this holloween to hand out candy and spook children
will be quite fun, bought a mask from amazon


i have returned


Wait is trick or treating still happening with this corona stuff still in swing?
Where did you go?


>Wait is trick or treating still happening with this corona stuff still in swing?
Yes, at least where i live. apparently what everyone will do is, like a potluck party the streets and sidewalks in my neiborhood will be blocked to prevent outsiders from intruding, all the people who will hand out candy need to phisically open up whatever containers and pour it on a table, and provide a way for kids to sanitize their hands. (also sanitizing the candy if needed) also they can bring and use a claw tool, also kids are required to wear masks unless their costume covers their mouth/nose/eyes. no large groups are allowed and driving from house to house is encouraged. seems like a solid plan.
so far theirs like 70 people interested.


Wow, that is a lot of hoops to jump through. I hope you and all the families will have fun despite all the precations. I remember going to Six Flags during the summer and there were a hand sanitizing stations everywhere you could look. It was warm and wearing a mask was a pain.


Might be ok since it'll be cold, although for me this weather around where i live is quite odd.


Northerner eh? I hope the cold doesn't mean you are more susceptible to diesease. Are you going to the event with anyone?


I plan to decorate my house, wear a costume, handout candy and play loud holloween music lol


>holloween music
I am too lazy to choose specifically Helloween (who has a song called Halloween) music so I would just play Helloween or black metal lole.
>wear a costume
I remember a older lady dressing up as a skeleton back when I still trick or treated. It freaked me out because she moved slowly and I remember her not dressing up at all the previous year.


I am confused about why people are like this. While my family was on vacation (without me) at some resort, my Mom saw a midget. Midgets being rare solicits a certain reaction. For me, midgets make me laugh for some unknown reason. Do any of you anons know why midgets are funny? My mom warned my siblings that these kinds of people were around, and my siblings called my Mom mean. This doesn't make sense because my siblings are the first people to poke fun at others. My question is, why people are selectively sensitive at arbitrary moments?


warning them that
>these type of people
seems kinda harsh, vs quietly making some type of small people joke seems better. but i dont know, was she joking? like
>"watch out children, the leprechaun's are here to steal your gold"
or like
>"watch out for those oompa loompas"
it seems more like a contextual issue if anything.


in my opinion there's something a bit deeper here so it's good question. I've seen that sort of thing happen often, especially on the internet. One example being people becoming butthurt (dont know how else to describe it) about animals getting hurt and at the same time showing no compassion for people getting hurt. It also applies with people in general, I'd imagine leftists would get happy when they'd hear on the news that some KKK member got killed, at the same time yelling about how george floyd dindu nuffin and didn't deserve to be killed so I guess the context is what determines the "sensitivity."
Basically what you said but in a different sense.


>was she joking?
No, my siblings can be very loud. For example, my youngest brother likes to blurt things out. Are you a short person yourself?
>seems kinda harsh, vs. quietly making some type of small people joke seems better
I don't understand what you are saying. My mom was in the hotel when she said it.


>One example being people becoming butthurt (dont know how else to describe it) about animals getting hurt and at the same time showing no compassion for people getting hurt.
I know people are biased about things like this, but I still don't know why.


>Are you a short person yourself?
No lol
>My mom was in the hotel when she said it.
Oh then this is a completly diffrent situation! she's at home so she should be able to say whatever she want's, although i don't know why she's worried about migets lol


>although i don't know why she's worried about migets
She is worried that my siblings would loudly laugh at the midgets. My mom did not want my siblings to anger the midgets. I don't understand why my siblings would virtue signal to themselves when they are not the type to do that usually.


How did Halloween go?


Thanksgiving is getting close
What are you guy's thankful for?


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My cats


What does your cat add to your life?


I am thankful for having an easy life setup. While there is much more that I can do to improve my situation, it is important to praise what I currently have. I am happy I live with my parents rather than some jerk off who outsources all the housework to you. I have kind parents who do not make my house instead, and I only have to clean up my own room. I am thankful for my car, which allows me to live at home. The vehicle also has been the place where I've listened to a lot of amazing albums. I am thankful for my siblings because they give me access to someone (themselves) to talk to me. They also encourage me to play more video games, which I struggle with making the time to do. I am thankful that I am almost halfway through university and not in debt. I am glad I do not have to be one of those gib me dats yet. I am thankful that my acne has clear up, especially this year. I am thankful to have my own room. I am thankful for a playful kitten. The cat has everything that can be sucked out of humans as they age. They are playful, and they love your company. When they want to play, they want to play with you. That is awesome. My cat has distracted me from writing this post because of how cute and playful it is. The last thing I can think of off the top of my head is 22chan/Twoot. Twoot gives us a platform worth posting on, and that is definitely worth being thankful for. Anyway, I hope you anons are inspired by this post to post some things you are thankful for.


I overate thanksgiving dinner lol
Delicous terkey injected with creole seasonings and butter, then deep-fried
very tasty.


>creole seasonings
I don't know what that is but that sounds very good. I had the usual meal but this meal the ham stood out. The ham was very esthetically pleasing and tasty. The mash potatoes and gravy is a classic. Rolls are also very good. I hope you had fun with your family or frens.


Happy holidays everyone!

You rolled the number 884210747 (no dubs or higher)


Gah i am trying to start a fire but it keeps fizzling out. i guess the wood is too thick.


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pic related


usually you're supposed to start the fire from paper/small wood and only afterwards pass to thicker logs


Yeah probably that. i should have gotten enough twigs and built up a good flame before lighting up the logs.


Did anyone hear about the live action halo tv show that's gonna come out in "early 2021"? apparantly its not going to be the same as the game series, (story wise) while still respecting the canon. and its going to be directed by steven spielberg.


I heard about that 7 years ago when they first announced it.
I always figured that it would end up as one of those things that was always rumored to be being worked on, but never actually got made.
I'm surprised that it's actually being worked on and may eventually come out.


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They already have tons of assets from the "planned" halo movies that where supposed to be made, then the props from the direct to video movies fall of reach and halo nightfall. Honestly i think it's going to be interesting, perhaps they'll fix some plot mistakes that was made in halo 4/5. Here's a picture of the actor that will play master chief, wearing half of chief's mask.


winx is also getting a live action remake https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBMLbvA-MXg
and of course it's getting (((diversification))) as usual


this one upsets me beyond human scales of upsetment and anger.
Winx Club already had a diverse cast and played it well, because it wasnt an ass about it, the diversity was just there, sitting and drink orange juice! but it wasnt 2020's enough i guess.


Is there any demand for winx at all? Just trying to figure how popular this will be.


There are grown ups who watched it in their childhood
Winx fandom also exists, I think

It's just a very Netflix thing to do. Let's pick up a series with all-female cast and make an adaptation of it, throwing away everything from source except names. Because we need that streng womon representation but also need to use a popular series name, or else nobody's going to watch that shid.


I am unaware of how people consume media on Netflix. Do people just sit down and watch show after show? I could see my brother watching this because he is a movie and television connoisseur who is hyper aware of this media. I am still unaware of how popular was winx during its original run internationally?


It is made for binge-watching.


I've heard about that, but do people really do that? Most people have busy lifes and don't sit around and watch literally anything at least I assume most people are doing stuff. I have heard some netflix funded shows have flat out failed. It is definitely interesting to see how this goes tho.


I was talking to my brother today and he brought up the show after I said one of his songs he skipped sounded like them song. He seemed to be disappointed in the reboot because a fat person was casted. With media, he wants to escape real life and I guess that was a part of the original show.


I am worthless.
You probably hear this all the time from hysterical people on the internet, but I seriously don't know anyone more pathetic and useless than me.
I have no prospects
no future
everyone hates me
and I hate myself
I wish I could be someone else, but I know it's not possible. I will never change. It hurts too much to even try. It is not something I am capable of doing. I've never been diagnosed with any mental illness, but I sure as hell feel like I have one. I will never be normal, just always a defect that belongs in the trash.
Don't have it in me to suicide though.


Did you do anything to make people dislike you? What make you think you are disliked? A more appropriate board for this is /yu/ though.


My lack of doing anything is the problem


>My lack of doing anything is the problem
Your talking to me right now at the very least anon. Do you want to do anything anon? It does sound like you want something that you don't have. Not having something you want seems to be the reason you are sad. Have you made a list of what you wanna do anon?


I had to install signal with my family recently because they are worried about the recent news. not a bad layout for the app, SMS layout. They are convinced that the Q coming storm thing is going to happen in the next few days, and they are worried on the government spying on us. I guess it's better to be safe then sorry? they want to purge google from our OS's in every device that we have, and prepping in the survivalist type of way. Going to be an interesting week.


Nice. I guess this sort of reaction is a bit "excessive" but getting rid of google and facebook stuff is a good thing IMO. I wish you and your family good luck


>and they are worried on the government spying on us
They already do that anyway


But, anon, don't you think it's better to try to do something, even if it seems small and insignificant, rather than just giving up and saying "whatever"?


I am trans now


This is why we needed that train engieneer wordfilter.


read the rules, notice how it says no gays and transwatermelon addicts? kindly fuck off.
no one likes it you namefag.


Trannies deserve criticism, especially because of the rules. We are not making 22chan a trannie hugbox retard.


they usually tend to be dramawhores like furries anyhow


i dont want a hugbox, i want to see some tranny bitch getting its gay shid turned into " Hewwo, im am train engineer 0w0"


Even with the word filter, it is not ok to post this crap. Making a word filter is a waste of time retard. Aren't you are trannie or train engineer?


Look, if they trip in the wordfilter, and if they sperg up about it i will be a lot easier to get them b& and/or fuck off on their own


Listen, read rule 17, and address that. I am not changing my opinion especially for some namefag. Also, yeah that word filter sucks


fuck you, my wordfilter is kewl, my mom says so.


Please read rule 17 and try to justify your retarded word filter.


Woops my bad
I meant to say I am TRASH now, as in a trashy person. I mistyped it and it must’ve autocorrected


Phone fag detected.
Solution: Disable auto cucumber and bask in the glory of taking forever to type shid out because phone keyboard.


Did you eat something you regret now?


how is everyone doing

You rolled the number 669854580 (no dubs or higher)




I am feeling uneasy. Being on break from university for 1.5 months and essentially being a neet feels weird to me. University is starting in a couple of days and I don't know if that will be difficult.



Good stuff. I've never seen this before, I wonder how I could get more funny stuff in my reccomended.


Haven't been here in like a year I think but happy to see this place is still around.
Ps I'm the person who suggested the name 2woot/twoot to twoot so also happy to see the name took off.

You rolled the number 804502985 (no dubs or higher)


Where did you go? What brought you back here? It is nice to see you here. Welcome back!


Life got rough and I kinda forgot about this place. I started thinking today and was like, "yeah, wasn't there that one board I visited a few times a year or two ago?" and rediscovered this place. Guess I'll namefag since this place seems so tightknit still, cool.


So were you mostly offline in that time period? I am sorry to hear that you had a rough time.


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Okay, so clearly I'm retarded. Forgot to tripcode. But hey, look at the captcha I got.


Nice, I hope you enjoy your time here again. I haven't left this site since I found it, so I would like to ask what aspects make us tight knit?


Kinda, just had a rough time in general. I appreciate it your kindness though. Well, comparing it to other boards I've been to, it just seems much more relaxed and frenly. Just a different vibe. How are you?


I am happy that I am hearing from someone who hasn't been here for a long time. Also it is interesting to hear what someone who hasn't been experiencing 22chan. I wouldn't know what I would be losing because I have never left and for good reasons apparently.


Yeah, it's been awhile, but it's a breath of fresh air, honestly. Kinda regret leaving early on and not watching it blossom.


I hope to see you posting more now that you are back.


Thanks, hope to see you around too, randoanonymous.


Lol, you could be talking to a mod, Janny, or even twoot. Take a look around the site and have fun.


Twoot always posts with a tripcode or the "twoot undercover"thing


Well that's some deep lore, thank's for naming twoot!
Welcome back, we've had some odd happenings and hopfully things will be comfy this year. Nice to see people come back.


Yeah, I realized it was 2ot/twoot, not 2oot. Memory was a bit foggy but I am glad to have made an impact. Hopefully I can help continue along with everyone to make this place comfy and great. Thank you for the warm welcomes.
Surprise is the spice of life



How are you all doing?


Not sure it is bizarre. I haven't thought about it today so I guess I am content.


i would like to die pls, thank u twoob


I wonder how willing twoot is to help you. I know he is capable.


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Your wish shall be granted


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wi must lord twoob forsake me :'''(



I hate it when they say something is "coming soon" or "early this year" without giving something a proper release datt


Fallout 5 trailer is out https://youtube.com/watch?v=wRWXDX9FMQo
Please don't forsake me todd


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Havent seen you in a while!


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Ayy, you give me an idea. If we all changes our name (anonymous) for something else? It will look like a private joke, and if everyone does this, we could detect any newfags who keep using Anonymous. But it must be a collective work, hard but possible.
Any ideas of a name for us all?


did you see it


i did


This is good


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A new challenger approaches


Did Eurononymous see the thing though?


Eurononymous was an attention whoring faggot and Varg did nothing wrong


Varg also made some cool videos. Who can hate that?


i miss varg desu


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I did, at first I thought this would stay inside of /b/. But it seems to spread well, if twoot is cool with that, we could also give a name to our fictional country, our flag, religion and deities
( like unitinu, gegistan, longcat and the evil tacgnol)


It is war.


Never heard of varg before, What are his videos about?


Varg is a Norwegian Black Metal musician. He was part of the Norwegian Black Metal scene. It was incredibly autistic. Events ranging from church burnings to the death of Euronymous. On the ThuleanPerspective (Varg's channel) he made numerous videos about how killing Euronymous was in self-defense. He hasn't made any videos since he was b& off youtube but his videos are archived on Bitchute and he still has a blog also named ThuleanPerspective. The subjects of his videos ranged from nature/survival to White genocide. Oh yeah, he also lives in France with some French girl which he had kids with and he went to jail for some time.


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See you tomorrow then


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This is propaganda, every day is CAT day


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Follow the money


How often do you get sidetracked? Does this happen easily for you? I get sidetracked all the time over stupid things. I also get sidetracked by family members saying stuff to me as well as my cat wanting to be petted.


How can you be sure that you aren't sidetracked right now?


Well, you are accomplishing what you want to be done. When you are sidetracked you want to get something done but, you don't remember what exactly was what you wanted to do.


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I used to dwell at the bottom of the surface internet very often. I dwelled there becaiuse I was a bored kid and I didn't have much of a choice. it was a hobby of mine to see what crazy, fucked up Chans could slip thought the schools web filter. Of all the ones that were blocked, amazingly a lot of the far-right ones slipped through. I was able to make it to dreamchan, but I don't like talking about it because people don't seem to get it and end up posting bullshid that escapes the proposed scope of their cozy little hole.

But it used to be a lot of fun, and now I don't do it as much or as often. I'm back here in this part of the internet again I guess out of longing for my internet habits from a few years ago. I'm in college now, there's no resticted internet so my habits consist of more masturbatory scrolling then any real digging and reading. I scroll through twotter, plebbit, facebook, and I realize I hate all of it. I hate the modern world. Chans are so cozy, even if I would actively in my own life avoid the people the post here like the plague. I miss seeing huge blocks of text about how to start a business written from a brony nazi. I miss seeing the sheer amount of thought put into something that could just disappear right of the board, or get lost in the bread, no bumped till it's deep, deep in the board. I remember once seeing a bread where the guy broke down fan fictions as he was reading it, reviewing it and talking about the literary devices used, the motivations of the characters. All that jazz. I copied and pasted the bread into google docs out of curiosity to see how many words it had.

The man had typed out a fucking NOVEL. 120,000 words he had written about a fucking fanfiction, and he wasn't even halfway through with it.

Theres something really charming about these spaces on the internet. When I come here I love thinking about how intelligent a lot of the folks on here are, because a lot of them are indeed very intelligent. These places on the internet seem to be where both above average IQ and medium to high functioning artists come to spam their bullshid, and often times a lot of the people don't even seem fucking autistic, they just seem a little bit goofy. Which aint bad.

I don't know what I'm getting at, I suppose I just miss dwelling at this level of internet. The rest of the internet makes me wanna fucking shoot something, so I guess I should purge myself of it and reside down here.

Love you guys.


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Welcome back anonymous fren, here is a cookie for you


cheers lad


Why is Red trying to flex when we all known that his taken a very kawaii shet in his pants?


wasnt he a ghost or something like that in pokemon heart gold?


Tesla's pretty cool, some might say he's a scitzo but he was a bit too, i guess you can say ahead of his time. Apparantly he was supposed to get a nobel prize but it never was awarded to him. He actually was the first to say that atoms function like orbiting planets, and that light is a bunch of particles like a stream, way before Einstein. He also had some weird connection to trump. A few days after tesla died his possessions were seized by officials from the government office of alien property. About 3 weeks after that, all of tesla's things and documents were given a thorough examination by a group of 22chan partyvan agents that included trumps uncle, john trump, who was a genius himself.


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He has some really trippy art


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(tesla that is, not john trump although he really made cool stuff like electron beam steralization of waste water for US military, and helped develop the van de graff generator)


How often do you anons experience cabin fever or restlessness from being at home for long periods of time? I experience it every two weeks or so. I haven't experienced this lately because my life has been very busy.




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CAT is maybe CAT


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/b/ you'll never guess what happened to me today.
so i was with a couple of frens walking right ? then this old man walks around us very very slowly ( like he has a broken ankle or something ) with a hugeass suitcase.
so things started getting ridicolous ( he was moving almost like a fucking snail ) and we decided to ask him what he was carrying in that suitcase.
you know what he said ?
he stood still for around 4-5 seconds and he said while staring at us "suck my dick and i will tell you".
then he dropped his suitcase and walked away.
we were like LOLWATTHEFUCK

so anyway we decided to open the suitcase to see what was there, and we had the biggest shocker /b/.
no wonder he was moving around like a fucking snail lol.


What was in it?





Don't be pissed bro it's just an ancient copypasta I found on my computer




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1337 hAx0rz


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i kinda want to watch it to see if they mention a regular pornsite.


oh snap this reminded me of something. on a newer episode of NCIS, im guessing "gut punch" they talked about a spoopy internet forum and they made it look like a a regular pornsite knockoff site (CSS and everything) and they gave the anons a name like terrorist2345
i was getting a hair cut at the time and i couldnt stop laughing since i fucking knew what they where trying to say, i'm pissed off now because there's no screenshots available online of that part, and in order to watch that episode you have to get some shidty account and pay some shekel. either way it wasnt the last time they mentioned a regular pornsite on NCIS, i remember on /b/ or some shid everyone was pissed on how NCIS named a internet terrorist character MOOT on perpose.


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Anyone remember fidget spinners?


I don't know how I could forget about fidget spinners. Four years ago, I couldn't go anywhere without seeing some kid or an adult sometimes with one of these toys. At the time, it got on my nerves because of the overexposure it had. It was annoying and distracting when one of my classmates pulled it out during class. Having the motivation to learn is already hard enough and, the fidget spinners made school harder for me. I don't see how this toy would help people with autism or ADHD.


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no u r the shidty board


Im building a swimming pool this summer to swim in, what are you guys planning on doing?


Right now I am finishing up university for this year. After that, I plan to swim laps in my pool (really good exercise). It is really tough to plan on what I want to be now that I am not busy.


you know after thinking about it, elliot roger is literally bateman from american psycho


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My whole room smells like meat for some reason


lol do you know why?


Well I did eat some pork beef some hours ago but it can't be that


Time for detective work!


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we've gotten 40 posts today and yesturday


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I think I was too rude in my OP and ended up deleting it.
Is being too rude a bannable offense? I'm not normally like that, it's just that some normalfag "fren" of mine seems to be in favour of crypto while I'm not because it drives computer prices up and he seems too smug about the whole situations.
It just drove me and drives me up the wall.


enjoy ur ban faggit


Being nice is more of a cultural thing for 22chan then a bannable offence. It's not like you acted out to the point where you disruped the board and made people leave, and it was sort of a quality bread. Really the only issue is that you posted it in /b/ instead of /t/ .


if you havent seen the rules, here they are. it may look like a bit much but it's nothing to sweat about.


no u
how big is it?


Yeah I did read the rules, but there are some imageboards that have rules that are not set in stone and ban stuff just because it doesn't fit with the aura of the place. I thought of that and decided to be dubious about it



You rolled the number 430434084 (no dubs or higher)


Are you willing to buy more blank CDs, covers, and use a copier? If we work together on this, I think we could give the public just the kind of internetz sampler they want. Post the walmart you found this at, maybe some other anons could assist in the bullshid.


unsure what you mean by this


I'll elaborate, anon. You go back to that Walmart and buy that DVD. Watch it, rip it if you can, and send feedback(or the movie link, again if you can) to the board so we can decide if it's salvageable for meme purposes or just to make something new.

Then, we either make a lulzy edit of the original video, or make something entirely new if it really is just unmemable shid. Then, you(and any other anons nearby the Walmart) copy the new "movie" on other Blu-Ray Discs, put them in cases with the original cover on them, and put them back on the shelves for unsuspecting people of Walmart to buy and watch, amazed at what they're seeing.

They want to see what the internets has to offer, they'll see the internets, all right.


^. I want to see what this DVD is like. Anon, you really captured my curiosity. Hopefully, you can procure the DVD for our enjoyment.


Yes, first we get the popcorn, then we pop up our keyboards for some lulz.


I sometimes wake up and have deep thoughts about things that I cannot name under the rules of this site. I have detailed arguments and reasons in my head as why to why they're wrong, believing that they're wrong, but what scares me is that I don't know whether the older me will have the same self-control.


do you have some type of mental illness?


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slow day wut do


There are two things you can do. You can either post more or attempt to start up a conversation in Livechan.


internet explorer is going to be retired in 2022
end of an era...


The best way to drip


i must say, it tastes pretty shidty but i guess it's better then dying of thirst in an emergency situation


The stuff I would have laughed at when I was an underage b& now just feels mean-spirited and depressing. I think when you're a teenager you don't really have anything to lose, which is why it that kind of thing was funny back then.


i guess wisdom comes with age or people sometimes "mellow" out from being edgy


I like this idea. I see this on the shelves whenever I go to Walmart and think of this bread. I think ripping/burning blu-rays can be an extensive process though


Don't have the intelligence or the technology to pull this off...


Tried before with my lap top and i got one of those piracy notices or it just wouldnt work.


was thinking about watching cowboy bebop


would it make a good bread?


I can't predict the quality of the bread but I can imagine the bread not having a long life span. Cowboy Bebop is a more known animu, but not everyone likes it, so the number of people on 22chan who a Cowboy Bebop bread would appeal will be less than the average bread on 22chan.



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Caught a wasp yesturday lol. I sprayed him with a hose (knocked him out) then put him in a water bottle


Is the WASP alive? If so, what is it up to?


Threw him in the trash to suffer in darkness, there will be no mercy.....


however you'd rotate the bottle, he'd crawl to the top


My bugphobia alarms are BLARING because of this image, thank you for making me feel uncomfortable with open windows.


Good. That's what wasps deserve. The digits seem to agree


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Your welcome, have another


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i really hate wasps because they always land on you, and its always a wild goose chase to destroy their nests but at least i've never been bitten. Yellow flies are bastards and i hate them. You cant wear black clothes, and when they bite it feels like you got shot, then after a minute or so everythings ok. THEN it starts to itch, the type of bad itch you get when you break a limb and wear a cast, and its painfully itchy. afterwards the bite scars up and looks all ugly and i really need a flamethrower or something because i dont like them


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I was thinking about a bread where we create multiple fighters sent into an arena or coliseum , their power level based on the last four digits of the roll option. Because there's another fight bread but there's no way to know who win the fight. What do you think?

You rolled the number 293502914 (no dubs or higher)


Sounds fun, where would it go? /sewers/?


This reminds me, I think it's timee to remake the 22chan flag. The old one means literally nothing, and it wasnt really made by anons. (also like i said, its OLD) Flags have meaning, and weight behind them. and the new one is just the 22chan logo shooped over the american flag. It also would be a fun side project.


Unfortunately there's no rolling option in the /sewers/
I agree, what design do you have in mind


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might as well make your bread in /b/ to replace the old one
Was thinking about making bread on /i/ to argue it out but i do have an idea for designs
Pic related but with two cats, the cat facing the left has both paws down, and looks scruffy/dirty. The right cat, has one paw up and looks clean, wearing a gas mask or plague doctor mask
Sounds cheesey but means moving forward to a better future whist never forgetting the values of the past


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Whoa for real? It seems to be a lot of work but i definitely want to see the first shot.


I think that could be a cool flag. Reminds me of the differences between a regular pornsite and 22chan.


Major fan of old radio dramas, ive been trying to make a list of decent ones i've heard so far, and finding them on youtube or whereever so i can eventually make a bread or something so others can enjoy them. I've also recently stumbled apon a youtube channel by some old radio jocky who has a large collection of dramas that he remastered https://youtube.com/channel/UCnFJ92FaCLrN7HELjemdhog
Personally it's an underrated artform that's only recently became popular again because of podcasts and some talented creepypasta youtubers.


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Happy birthday 22chan you glorious bastard


This week went by very quickly? It feels like it is still Monday/Tuesday, but it is Thursday. Has this ever happened to you?


I feel exactly the same. Not complaining, though.


I wanted to accomplish more things this week. Maybe I could do something today.


You should. Don't waste time when you could die anytime!


Time flys when you are having fun, also when you are busy i guess.


Do you have any suggestions on what I should do?
I've been adjusting to working in a new position. This new position has made me more tired.


3 hours late but you should spend time on a productive hobby that makes you feel fulfilled.


I know that. I also would like to know if there is anything that you enjoy doing that I could try if I haven't already.


Having a pool is quite nice although it's tricky to manage sometimes, also it gets boring unless you have stuff to spice it up. Was thinking of buying a large inflatible shark, but there isnt any in stores. Bought a floating chair, and also some leg weights to get a good work out in.
Pretty nice to relax in the cool water and swim around, diving and seeing how long i can hold my breath.


I like making things with my hands. Sculptures, paintings, I like the feeling of paint on my hands. You don't have to be good at drawing to make cool art, abstract art can be very interesting. Just look at Jackson Pollocks stuff.


Human anatomy is weird; I've spent literal hours drawings shoulders and they always look too much like soccer balls in my opinion. Maybe I should work on expressing more with my shading and less with the solid lines, and that will help.


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happy 4th everyone!


What's your guys opinion on /pol/ getting deleted?


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I think it's a good thing. Regardless of the fact it was removed for legal reasons, I don't see why there was be a /pol/ board in the first place if porn/gore isn't allowed because it isn't comfy.




if anything we'll attract more people


I wish the board had more political discussions. Because all of the "discussion" was accept my ideology or your a cuck shill. I won't cry over it being gone.
How is /pol/ inheritenly uncomfy? Sometimes you feel politically alone, so having political discussions where people understand you is nice. I don't get why porn and gore is the same as politics.


>Sometimes you feel politically alone, so having political discussions where people understand you is nice
This makes a lot of sense, and I'll agree that good discussion is definitely comfy, but politics boards on chans are usually not good discussion and usually don't attract the best posters. Not saying 22chan's /pol/ couldn't have been an exception, but as far as I recall I don't think it really was.


Not him but, only issue i can think of is politics being generally derisive, and for the most part people go to imageboards to "escape" and political discussions tend to drag people back to the real world. /pol/ can be sometimes fun tho and i agree that /pol/ needed serious quality control.


It kinda was actually, it was a slow if not dead board and the only breads on it was discussions of current ongoing events/shidposting.
There was a post on /sg/ bitching about how our /pol/ was too nice. Then after around august 2020 this samefag came and made around 9001 breads, accused twoot of being a jew shill, then fucked off.


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Eventhough i was a bit pressured into that decision, i also believe that removing it was the right decision. We try to aim to be a comfy board and people talking about hoe they hate black people/jews and spamming swastikas is far from comfy. I don't have anything against calm political discussions and encourage them to be posted in /b/ as long as they aren't like what was posted on pol.

I hope thats what happens. I was a bit scared to do it cause it was the second most posted on board on 22chan but i feel good with the decision and hope only good comes from it


Checked, also /pol/ banners are still in circulation


I never used it but it seemed the only regular poster was that one anon who kept updating the American news bread. Maybe we'll stand out more for being a chan without a /pol/? It seems most /pol/-ish boards on other chans just devolve into paranoid, hateful circlejerks.
I do think it's very weird that jew hate is illegal in Germany though.


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its too late, shes addicted


Where dah hood
Where dah hood
Where dah hood at?


Was thinking about re-making the news bread, but have it be about all diffrent type of news, political or otherwise, would that be fun?

You rolled the number 699281674 (no dubs or higher)


If you're the anon that was consistently updating the bread, please don't. That bread was goddamn depressing.


Due to this bread becoming so incredibly long i'm going to lock it and continue it in a new bread >>11597

Its so long, the page loads like 20 seconds till its fully open

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