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"De-normification" of normalfag memes

I've been thinking about this for a while now.
I'll start off with a practical example. Let's say we have a normalfag meme - an image of a large cat with one of (((their))) traditional captions along the lines of "when you fat nigga fortnite." The cat itself is not a normalfag thing, now is it. I'd wish to share this cat with 22chan but it's repulsive in it's current state and it's a normalfag thing, that breaks the rules.
Is it somehow possible to "de-normify" this meme? Cat pic might not be the best example because the answer would be just to crop it and post solely the cat without unnecessary normalnig captions. But how would it be done
Surely it must not be forgotten that there are memes/jokes which cannot be de-normified at all, let's say some (((thanos))) or (((fortnite))) shid being the image or video itself. (effectively being double-aids, and double-aids is incurable)
So, can it be countered by making our own format? How would it look like? How easy would it be to make it?
And is it a thing that should be done at all?
Discuss
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Why did a regular pornsite go to hell? if we can answer that question in detail the issues that caused it to go downhill could be tackled in a new website and a potential revival of quality imageboard culture could be created, through site design and new moderation techniques the pitfalls of the original could be avoided and a proper revival could potentially could be in the cards.
I have a few ideas that could be implemented in this hypothetical website but moar would be great
1. Forcing posts to be uploaded HTML documents could weed out exceptionally stupid people who cant computer
2. This brilliant device http://stupidfilter.org/main/index.php?n=Main.HomePage could ensure a minimum quality of posts in this hypothetical imageboard.
3. Forced lurking periods in times of large influxes of new users
Is this idea retarded or do you think some new experimental quality control should be implemented somewhere? I would like to know your thoughts on this.
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Does this make sense to anyone?

Would it be considered a form of wit to perform an action (like texting, knocking on a bedroom door, using the bathroom, etc) at a specific time? Times like: 1:45, 5:02, 11:35 (or the inverses of these numbers). Does anyone else find that numbers can have a meaning? Especially when it's related to something in pop culture, like 42, the meaning of life, or 007, license to kill. Furthermore, some numbers sound like parts of words, like the number 8 sort of sounds like the word "Hate", it also sounds exactly like the word "Ate". One more example is the number 9, which is a lot like the German word for "No" ("Nein").


Would it be far fetched to think people try to communicate something by doing this? Same goes for how someone decides to dress, what they wear for the day (what it may resemble).
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CATURDAY

IT'S CATURDAY
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/Spooky/

Post and discuss spooky stuff
If you want to discuss politics go to >>>/pol/
No larping or or shilling your args (i'm looking at you fleshfags)
No debunkers plz

Related threads :

>Paranormal general

https://22chan.org/archive/index.php?r=/b/res/2823.html

>/xmu/

https://22chan.org/mu/res/152

>Halloween thread

https://22chan.org/b/res/3977
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Create an album

Every time when you are visiting this magnificent place, you are obliged to create an album cover, because, this is 22 fucking better chan GODDAMMIT!
Explained instructions;
- go to wikipedia (random article), this is your band name
- go to wikiquote, (random quote), the last 3 - 5 words of the first quote is your album title
- go to wikimedia commons, random file is your cover album
- combine in photoshop and post the results!
>picrel is an example
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ITT:Talk about anything

And i mean absolutely anything, beginning from touhou and ending with mongolian throat singing techniques.
I want for you to participate actively!
Yes, i'm looking at you, anon.
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Natural disasters

What is the natural disaster you are most afraid of?
Tornado? Tsunami? Volcanoes, meteorites?
I guess it depends a lot on where you live
I'm not really afraid of them, but if I had to pick one I'd go with floods or earthquakes. They do most of the damage here
Also share stories about them
I once saw a whirlwind in the sea. It didn't do much luckily, just kinda was there, then disappeared after a while
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food/drink recipe thread

I'm making this thread because i have made a delicious coffee discovery.
I made a strawberry coffee milkshake with varying heat levels.
Here is the recipe for anyone else who wants to make it.
Step one: make a cup of coffee, I used a nescafe gold medium for the coffee, i also had one sugar in it with a bit of milk.
Step Two: get some strawberry syrup, any type will do.
Step Three: put around 250-500ml of milk into a blender.
Step Four: put 50-100ml of strawberry syrup into the blender, the exact number can vary due to concentration.
Step Five: put coffee into blender.
Step Six: Blend all ingredients.
Step Seven: pour into what ever cup you want and enjoy.
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22chan's Multimedia Club - /mmc/

Welcome to /mmc/ the thread general for organized online watching, playing and listening.

Official? Cytu.be: https://cytu.be/r/22chan

Guide for the script installing in case we need Jewgle Drive in cytu.be: https://github.com/calzoneman/sync/wiki/Google-Drive-Userscript-Installation-Guide
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Dumb questions thread

Simple question thread, ask simple dumb questions without sacrificing a thread

OP has the honor of asking the first question of this thread:
can you get b& on 4chinz for using spammed sage comments to kill a thread? (With a script to automate of course)
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Masters of illusion (missleading the masses)

I've decided to create my thread for all of you who are still /x/philers to this day. (peace to all my brothers and sisters;-)
I'm not sure why am i thinking about the corona virus at this moment...anyway i think it is directed virus from the government labs which is created for the purpose to turn our heads in other direction from everything what is really going on. ''THIS might be happening to control all of those previous protests from the Hong Kong protesters but something other is going on and i can't reach what would that be. This doesn't have to be correct and it also couldvbe due to Chinnese economical growth in the world, <there are already two theories for us, unfortunately.
As all of you can see this is something big and if we as a united collective mind try to figure out what is really going on, everyone is gonna be proclaimed as a tinfoil lunatic, however i don't give a fuck about that either...so yeah, let's discuss about this "conspirational" stuff.

copy/pasta from my thread
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Food review 1

Hey there. It's me, turdguy. This is my first weekly Wednesday food review.

I had 3 mcdoubles and a 10pc mcnuggets from McDonald's. The mcdoubles were pretty terrible. Hard bread, dry beef, and the ketchup tasted like it had been microwaved. Very bad.

However, by contrast, the nuggies were moist and tasty. Bravo.

See ya next week.
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Dream thread?

I had an interesting dream last night. I fell asleep listening to Vinesauce Joel's GTA III stream last night. In the dream, I decided to order some food from Taco Bell (who does not deliver, but they did in the dream). I began to give him my order, and I was greeted by Joel, who told me to shut the fuck up. He then started asking me the best way to get past a level in GTA IV. I gave him my ultimate wisdom and he started yelling. He eventually showed up at my house with my food, and he very rudely barged into my home and put it on the kitchen counter. He refused to leave. He continued to talk to me about GTA. I told him to get the fuck out of my house. He did not. Eventually, I told him that if he didn't go away I was going to hurt his face with a chair. I shoved him out of my front door, but he remained out front. I then called the police, who continued to chat with me about GTA, but left when asked to.

tl;dr Vinesauce Joel harassed me in my own home after delivering Taco Bell.
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Post funny captchas
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4ever ever

I'm so tired of bouncing around imageboards.
Please tell me 22chan is here to stay.
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Old Internet Thread

Let's have a nostalgia thread and reminisce over the golden age of the internet 1993-2010 also post old a regular pornsite memes and screenshots RIP the real internet 1983-2012


Note if you're born after the late 90s with the exception of some people 2000 at the latest you are too young to remember the old internet and do not belong in this thread if you're born in 2005 GTFO.
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Index surfing

I've noticed that quite a lot of people still don't know about surfing indexes, and I hope that I can help change this.
In jewgle, bing or whatever browser you use type "index of /X" in the search bar, replace "X" with what you want to find, for example, typing "index of /4chan" will often provide old images and screencaps from 4chinz and so on.
This helps with finding early stuff, I managed to get this today- a simple series of anime images, but most of them are dated with 1999 http://www-personal.k-state.edu/~anime/pictures/
Go surf the indexes and post your findings on this thread!
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Random dumb facts you know.

What random retarded facts do you just know? These aren't useful whatsoever, you just know them, is it from school? Is it from researched really stupid shid on the interwebz? I don't want to know how you know them, I just want to know what dumb shid you know.
Pic is a random I thing I just so happen to know, there was a cult that killed themselves with apple juice because of an asteroid called "Hale-Bop" that comes around every 2000 years, they killed themselves whilst wearing some kick ass(get it) Nikes.
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Aliens

Do you anons think aliens exist? Have you had any personal experiences or at least strange happenings that might be related to aliens? Have you ever seen a ufo or something strange in the sky?
Personally I've never been harassed by them, but I'm not arrogant enough to say we're the only advanced lifeforms out there. My dad, however, says he's had some kind of experience:
>From the pov of my dad as a kid in the early 70s
>Had been playing out in the late evening with his frens
>Sun has gone down, streetlamps litter the sidewalks
>Walking home alone after parting ways with his frens
>Sees light in the sky, mesmerizing for a few seconds or possibly a few minutes
>Very bright and sitting still in the sky
He says he doesn't remember what happened afterward, just that he woke up in his bed in the morning. He often says in jest he was abducted, though he's not truly sure what happened that night. I think it's a bit strange myself.
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Bastardized Insults

Lets try and be a bit creative today.
I want to see your guys best bastardized insults.
Ill start with one.
Go piss me a river.
pic unrelated
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Favorite Childhood Show

Hey /b/, what was your favorite show/series growing up?
Pic related was mine.
I had an unhealthy obsession with scooby doo ages 5-12. I had every piece of media I could get my hands on (which frankly wasn't a lot) and I used to hold little homemade marathons yearly during my winter break. My obsessive love for it has died down as I grew up, but I still watch it time to time as a comfort thing. I don't think I'll ever stop liking it.
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Post in this thread every time you check 22chan and can't think of a worthwhile thing to post!
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Haiku thread

It has been a while
Since we had this sort of thread
See: Five-Seven-Five
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YTPMV

I notice that there is no ytpmvs threads on here, even though there is still a resurgence of them so post and and all ytpmvs you have or find. Make sure you include the source of where you got them in case anyone wants to make a playlist.
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AMA

aight fellas, go ahead and ask me whatever you like
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Screw it I'm bored.
Just give me the first 3 nummbers of a valid IPv4 address (not localhost, lol) and i'l scan it.
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>wake up
>eat breakfast
>brush teeth
>notice the roof of my mouth and tip of my tongue are slightly bleeding and very sore
>inspect
>many small pin-prick wounds in my mouth
>shrug it off
>try to take a shid
>poot out a few tiny turdlets
>intestines start cramping
>step on scale
>2.5 kg heavier than yesterday morning
something big is coming, will keep you all posted
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Community Asked Questions!

Hi! i'm a newfag, and i lurked for a long while, but i still dont know about this community and i thought making a thread could help clean things up a bit.
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Choose your internet fighter.

You have to post a fighter that could beat or at least be at the same level than the last character posted.
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Here's an internet oddity I just found. Try googling isis ainu, ainu meme, muslim ainu, or something similar. You'll get a bunch of old-school image micros containing very similar but never identical text pop up.
There's pages and pages of this stuff with no evidence I can found about who exactly is making or enjoying them. No comments, no accounts, no nothing. They're mostly from quickmeme or occasionally memecrunch or some similar bot-filled "meme farm." The few I tried investigating on quickmeme all had roughly 950 shares, with not a lot of variation around that number. The whole thing feels very computer generated, I say it's the escapades of a learning machine, likely related to the one that makes those weird ads that show up on less reputable websites.
A 2016 study claims that, at the time, 52% of internet traffic was bots (https://www.imperva.com/blog/bot-traffic-report-2016/) How high is that number now? Why aren't people more weirded out by this? Who is making these bots? What is their end goal? Is making a bot to churn out shady ads about early ways to detect cancer really so profitable? There's more going on here, I feel it.
Point of this thread: theories regarding the islam ainu thing, is it a bot or no, any information on this matter you can dig up, panicking about the whole bot situation, maybe any funny retard bot ads you've seen.
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People aren't appreciative enough of the ability cabbage has to simmer in liquid for a very long time without losing its shape or firmness. When you see cabbage in a restaurant is it almost always raw in a salad, or lightly sauteed or stuffed and baked. But cabbage is best when it is stewed for a long time in broth or beer along with some spices and a kind of meat. Why is stewed cabbage not more popular? It is the most flavorful and enjoyable way to consume cabbage.

Brussels sprouts are like little mini cabbages that come out amazing in a slow-simmer soup or stew, but everyone is roasting them like a dumb. Roasted brussels sprouts are boring as shid compared with stewed brussels sprouts. Throw some in next time you make a chicken soup or something. See what I mean. They are like little balls of bursting flavor. Like leafy brothy gushers.
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Time capsule

Hello internetlings. This is a time capsule, tell the people of 2024 anything. Multiple threads are being posted, seeking as many responses as possible. On October 7th, 2020, all of these links will be archived and preserved as they were on that date in time. On October 7th, 2024 these archived links will be posted around the web. Participation is mandatory.
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nut facts

i have discovered that there are many kinds of nuts.
and i have found many fun facts about said nuts.
heres one about peanuts.

There are 4 different types of peanuts:
runner, which is your average peanut.
Virginia, This is just a big runner.
Spanish, they are red-brownish and have more oil than in other peanuts they are used in making candies.
Valencia, These are my favorite type of peanuts they have 3-4 kernals per nut, and they are sweet peanuts, their color is red the pic is some valencia peanuts.
post any nut facts you know of.
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Lets make our official list of rules of the internet https://encyclopediadramatica.wiki/index.php/Rules_of_the_Internet
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https://www.fox10phoenix.com/news/not-made-on-this-earth-top-secret-pentagon-ufo-task-force-reportedly-expected-to-reveal-some-findings


So uh. What do you all think of this? The Pentagon quite literally disclosing the existence of ayylmao spacecraft?
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Quotes

Share funny/interesting quotes from anywhere
here are a few I like:
>don't take my word for it, ... well actually, you can take my word for it. it's true, that's why i'm saying it

>I don't understand jazz at all, the rhythm is irregular, the sax and trumpets are the worst, their sharp noise are hurting my ears, I'm not just not enjoying this genre, but it makes me want to die.


>kill yourself ironically
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Sports accomplishments thread

I swam in a river today.
What's your sports accomplishment today/tomorrow/yesterday/whatever?
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ITT: 2000's memes
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What's your personality disorder /b/

pic related it's mine
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its my birfday today guyze
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Let's make a board game!
My idea has something to do with lazers and lumber.
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Share things that everyone should know but not many do.
>Always wash your leafy greens thoroughly; thye are the most common cause of food borne illness
>if you lose a finger or even your hand if you put it on ice maybe they can put it back on
>When you're driving down the road and two fences line up and shimmer it's an illusion called a moire
>you can get cool fart facts at http://www.heptune.com/farts.html
>With two polarized lenses liek the ones in polarized sunglasses you can see the stress patterns in clear plastic, this is really cool with saran wrap because you can pull it around and stuff.
>If you only have one polarized lens don't worry because the light from most screens is already polarized, so just put one polarized lens over your eye and rotate it until the screen looks black and the put your clear plastic between the screen and your eye
>If you knock out a tooth keep it in a glass of milk until you can get it put back in
>if you get stabbed by something don't pull it out, you could worsen the bleeding/upset your internal organs
>Mild exercise throughout your life greatly reduces the likeliness that you will get osteoporosis in old age.
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What are your favourite short stories, /b/?
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We Will Be Stronk

In order to cement our position as the uberchan, we must ensure that each and every one of our users is operating at peak efficiency. Do you know what that means? I'll tell you what it means:
Every time you see this thread do 10 pushups now or postpone and do 20 later.
thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoTku7qMZOM
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>post in random thread on /qa/
>post ban reason here
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Cloudflare is dead. Half of interwebz are down. Just look at this spikes.
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Why does 22chan have so many rules and also has a random board, it doesn't make sense.

Oh and I guess I'm going to get b& because I'm "criticising" 22chan.
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MS Paint Cards

How to play:

1. Draw (LITERALLY) a card using the template attached. (USE ONLY MS PAINT)
2. Give it a flavor text in the box in the template, then post it with a tripfag.
3. When a second anon post his card
start fighting using cards of the first Card you used
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Rolemodels to act in 22chan and life in general i guess idk

Lets discuss what characters could be rolemodels in our way to act and talk in 22chan.
Divided in three categories: Good, Neutral and Bad. Try to put one of each in each post,
and talk about why you think they belong to that category.
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found on /sg/ roll
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/int/ no english

speak in any other language than english

ik begin wel
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What do you guys think of my cat Storm.
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Favourite Themes?

What are your guize favourite themes? And why? What makes them right for you?
>Pic unrelated
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Mascot for 22chan

I was just out on a walk and tried to think of something fun to do. I came up with the idea that we could make a mascot for this website in paint. I'm not good at paint myself, but if you guys are in I'll give it a shot.

So basically the plan is:
>open up paint
>make a mascot that can represent this site
>vote on the best mascot

This is not for publicity or advertising the website, it's just something fun that we can do.
What do you say guys? If you think it's a bad idea tell me why. If you think it's a good one, then get to work.
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How organized is your pictures folder?
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Favorites Thread

post your favorites and rate others!
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PetitTube thread, post your interesting finds

Welcome to the sewers of youtube, here are the links:
PetitTube, show videos with zero views
http://www.petittube.com/
this shows videos with less than 100 views
https://www.incognitube.com/
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Chris Hansen vs Onision

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_0ssuQztj8
You can't make this shit up.
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Good offensive ("sexist", "homophobic", "racist") Movies?

Do you guys know any movies worth watching (specifically comedies) that deviate from all of the regular garbage/degeneracy on T.V?
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Religion general/got ordained so lets start a (mock) cult reeee

>"The name Universal Ministries was coined to show we are not just one church, but the many ministries and churches Associated through the Home Church. So many online sites are just that without having anything behind them beyond a site. The Milford Office and Chapel were established in a legal church in 2000 though we started as a ministry first as many of you will. The Universal Ministries is made up of members from all Faiths and walks in life that have chosen to become legally ordained. Though we are founded in New Testament and original Scriptures from the time of Christ we are a church open to all wishing to share spiritual faith and journey. Do not think you can’t be legally ordained simply because you do not follow our doctrines as our doors are indeed open to all in Faith. The Universal Ministries though a denomination of many churches still follows a non-denominational direction in allowing you to Start a Church and decide the path it will follow."
THATS RIGHT FAGGOTS
ALL THESE YEARS OF BEING OPPRESED BY NORMALFAGS, AS ANONYMOUS WE NEED TO FIGHT BACK
ITS OUR TIME TO SHINE AND START OUR OWN CHURCH OF 22CHAN
BETA UPRISING REEEE
I JUST GOT ORDAINED FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER AND IT COST ME 30$
JOIN ME
IMBRACE FAGGOTRY
https://universalministries.com/
Lets start our own cult lol
(Lets make propaganda too kek)
why do they make it that easy?
I guess this one is a hippy dippy nu-age we love everyone style deal. (You can also get godanm knighted and choose someone to be your squire)
Oh, and a guess we can talk about religion or whatever.
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what is your opinion on this meal?
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22Chan Comic Club/Comicbook General

I think a comicbook thread would be comfy. Let's talk about comicbooks, and comic-book related media!
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Happy birthday 22chan. For some of us its not quite the 27th yet but for some of us it is already!
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*Toooooot!*
Happy birthday 22 chandelier!
I hope for great, fun-filled years in the future.
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Birthday party

22chan is getting 2 years old in a few days, how should we celebrate?
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deepweb

where can i find forums for the deepweb? newbie here
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22chan time

I made a clock which shows the time and date in 22chan town. https://22chan.org/time

22chan was born on the 27th of June 2018 at 19:41:27. The 22chan time is the time that has passed since 22chans creation.

There are some made up holidays in there already, anyone got some more ideas for funny holidays that should be in the 22chan calendar?
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Due to drastic conditions beyond my control, I never did go to school past elementary. I was taught in a closed environment. I'm 20 years old now, and as I visit the empty football stadium at the high school I would have been to at 3 AM, I feel nostalgic for what I never had. It's so empty, yet it felt so active. I could almost feel past emotions and history. Tell me, did I really miss that much?
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I don't have a big interest in modern tech. I have an interest in tech, but it's just more about tech from the 70s-2000s. I've wanted to make a site in the style of an early Web 2.0 thing, as I don't like social media and want to have my own identity, in a weird way. Call my own shots, and do what I think is cool, no matter what the idiotic machine wants me to think and do. I've wanted it to broadcast my interests among other things, and rants I'd write if I felt pissed.

Anyways /b/, any fellow anons who've worked on sites before?

>pic unrelated
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shenanigans

If this virus BS provokes martial law in the USA, I will be setting off a lot of homemade fireworks on a 10 minute timer along with a pair of speakers blasting Green Day's "Governator", and watching from afar as the wasps in green storm the area looking to deal some injustice. Anyone else making plans for the slim chance that this happens?
Pic possibly related but I'm still trying to figure out how...
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Its it acurrate? Also, make your own flowcharts in this thread
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Hurr Durr

22Chan was added to the AllChans Image Board directory