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Post in this thread every time you check 22chan and can't think of a worthwhile thing to post!
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Accent Test

Alright /b/, let's play a game. Post how you say the following words, and we guess where you're from based on the answers.
>Holy or 'Oly
>Hello, Hullo, Hallo, 'Ello
>Horror, Harrar, or just Whore
>Laura: L-ah-ra or L-oa-ra
>Court or Cot
>Mirror or Meer
>Hugh or You
>Soda, Soder, Sodie
Also, as an extension on that last one, do you refer to soft drinks as Soda, Pop, Coke, Sodie-pop, or (heaven forbid) Tonic?
If you have some super secret way of saying any of these words [spoiler]on account of nigger blood[/spoiler], then go ahead and post that instead.
I'll start with:
>Holy
>Hello
>Whore
>L-oa-ra
>Court
>Meer
>Hugh
>Soda
And we use "Soda"
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Where are you schizocat?

Are you still around here somewhere?
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How has everybody's day been? Mine has been pretty swell, though I dread going to work tomorrow.
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Fighting Game ideas and concepts

So /b/, i wanna make a little fighting game, but i dont have clear enough ideas or knows about programing and shit, so im making this thread so you, YES YOU ANON, could help me
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C.C.P.P. In this thread.
>Name change?
>Other ideas?
>>4472
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I have two cats that are in heat. How do I make them leave me alone? They keep trying to rub their asses on me and it's annoying and gross.

When i'm sleeping they sneak up to me and rub their ass on me and i want it to stop. I spray them with water and chase them away, even pick them up and toss them in the hallway, but 2 minutes later they're back howling and trying to molest me...
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I claim this GET for Barasuishou!
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Gonna post this

Alright so to make sure you are informed stay away from these six imageboards on this website
imageboard.us
This site is ran by people who are trying to destroy all the other competition. Basically a common enemy for all true imageboard surfers.
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Discussion thread of Yotsuba Society.

This thread is for discussion of the Yotsuba Society(YS) http://yotsubasociety.org/ .
"A website devoted to documenting and preserving the history of the imageboard/*chan culture/scene."
I found this a few months ago but have recently looked back to study it more. Personally I'm very concerned about the reputation western imageboard culture has gained from websites like 8ch and (modern) 4ch.
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/gomfy/

Good evening 22chan! Feeling alone and in the need for some company? Feeling worn out by everyday life? How about your autumn, is the weather treating you all nicely? If you need a place to rest and take some stuff off your mind, look no further.
Even if you just want to drop by and share some /comfy/ music and pictures, that's perfectly okay too!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQPDe1mU31s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTtSSCQaxxo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnVPBCxrtOs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r56ItEmP6VU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6LmSj26RRc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiPUv4kXzvw

Here's a random assortment of music to get us started. Remember anon, no matter what you do, you are always welcomed in /gomfy/ threads.
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Nofap

Hey /b/!
What do you think about nofap?
>Have you tried it?
>For how long?
>Why did you stop?
>Do you think that too much porn consumption makes us to brainless zombies?
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I claim this 4000 get for Alice!
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Cigarettes

Does anyone here smoke cigarettes? If yes, which ones do you like the most? I switch between camel yellows, Davidoff and Chesterfield but I like to try something new every once in a while.
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Hi guys! My name is Apocalyptic Neko! I found this website because somebody mentioned it on reddit, and it seems really cool! You guys are able to just say whatever and not even care, haha! I know it's all just a joke though, so no big deal.

My interests include:

- anime (I like cute, slice of life stuff)
- visual novels
- Marvel
- Stranger Things
- The Office

Nice to meet you all!

~ Apocalyptic Neko
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Halloween 2019 General

Can't you feel it?
Can't you hear it?
Halloween.
30 days.
It's coming.
Let's try to help everybody
Get into the holiday SPIRIT!
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niggers
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Splattt
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Alright, i made this: https://pixel.22chan.org/

What is this?
- You can set one pixel, anywhere on the canvas, with any color of your choice.
- You can only set your pixel once.
- You cannot change your pixels position once set.

Lets see what image we will build :D
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post the greatest fetishists ever to grace this green earth
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the papacy

This hing is a parody a mean look at that pope guy ye get wer um comin fae. It's quite apparant twas a man looking in a mirror tae muck up is ean religion ye get wat am sayin.
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Banners for your favorite boards

Format has changed! (470:100)

Post board related banners (470:100 format).

They have to be:
1. Related to one of 22chans board
2. Be in a 470:100 ratio (for example: 470px wide, 100px tall)
3. Self-made

Its suggested to have the name and/or uri (/b/ or Random) in that banner.

They will be put as the banner when browsing that specific board.

Multiple Banners per board are better, so we have some variety.

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Hey /b/, I found a recipe for pot brownies I want to try. The ingredients are:
>1/2 cup of weed butter
>1 cup sugar
>1/3 cup cocoa
>1/4 tsp salt
>1/4 tsp baking powder
>1 tsp vanilla
>2 eggs
The only problem is that I don't have any weed. Do any of you know a good substitute?
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Creativity 22 times better.

Post your own creative things.

You were on your way home when you died.

It was a car accident. Nothing particularly remarkable, but fatal nonetheless. You left behind a wife and two children. It was a painless death. The EMT's tried their best to save you, but no avail. Your body was so utterly shattered you were better off, trust me.

And that's when you met me.

"What... what happened?" You asked. "Where am I?"

"There was a... a truck and it was skidding..."

"Yup," I said.

"I... U died?"

"Yup. But don't feel bad about it. Everyone dies," I said.

You looked around. There was nothingness. Just you and me. "What is this place?" You asked. "Is this afterlife?"

"More or less," I said.

"Are you god?" You asked.

"Yup" I replied. "I'm God."

"My kids... my wife," you said.

"What about them?"

"Will they be all right?"

"That's what I like to see," I said. "You just died and your main concern is your family. That's good stuff right there."
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Doll thread

post dollfies
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22Chan Comic Club/Comicbook General

I think a comicbook thread would be comfy. Let's talk about comicbooks, and comic-book related media!
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RIP 8chan

I heard Jim is getting summoned to congress. I'm really starting to think this is the end. This isn't just an attack against 8chan, or even just an attack against Anonymous. This is an attack, yes an ATTACK, against liberty. There simply isn't anywhere left, at least nowhere that really matters.
Ever since the 2016 elections everything has been so damn political. i just wanted to post cute pics of anime girls and maybe share stories about autism. To have silly little fights over vidya and anime and a million other inconsequential little things. All I wanted was to not be afraid of social humilation. To feel like I could just blow away and be forgotten, only to come back another day as a different person. This is what anonymity means to me. And now I feel like I'm going to lose it. It's been a good run, my friends. But I fear that the end is coming. Isn't there any hope?
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ITT: We attempt to give him more pixels
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4chan in the Past.

I'm genuinely curious if there are any oldfags from 4chan that have migrated over here. I'm new to 22chan and was new in 4chan (entered in 2017 shamefully). I did some lurking and research about the old days of 4chan but I still don't have an entire concept of how it was like in person. Perhaps I wanted to experience it in the past is all. I'm genuinely curious to know how it really was like.
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CATURDAY

IT'S CATURDAY
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under rated youtube vids

older videos with under 5000 views or newer ones with under 1000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88MmVYpVMSc
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I claim this GET for the White Rose
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22-Chan's Recommended Reads

Book thread? Any good books you read recently? Why do you like the book you recommended? Any good stories out there /b/?
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"global warming" solution.

I haz the Idea to stop global warming...

Sea level is rising really high and flooding most of the world. Many peoples are living near the see or lake and none of them want to be drowned, so i got thinking. Maybe if we lower the sea level a bit, when the water level is rise then it won't rise high enough to flood.
Here's the idea...everyone who can should take a bucket of sea or lake water and pour it down the sink. If lot's of people put the effort in, we could lower the sea/lake level substantially and create a better world for our children and next generations to live.
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22chan's World of Text

https://ourworldoftext.com/22chan

22chan's official thread of the unofficial 22chan world of text
>Roberta, what the fuck is this?
A world of text its a infinite sheet of text to everyone to write in o something!

Screenshot and post your favorite parts of the world!
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coffee thread

How does 22chan take their coffee? Do you have a special mug for it?

For me, It's black coffee at room temperature, and I drink it in a steel camping mug I've had since I was 15.
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22chanarchy

>what the fuck is this
It's a collaborative text document kind of meme. Everybody writes at once. Anyone can delete or edit anything at any time.
https://www.conclave.tech?y9b11o233mc00000
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minus.

For one reason or another, I just remembered an old webcomic that I really enjoyed. It's called "minus." (all lowercase and the period is part of it.) It ran from 06-08, which is a time period a lot of you seem interested in. Sadly the original site seems to have bitten the dust, but the whole thing can still be found at https://web.archive.org/web/20150513012610/http://www.kiwisbybeat.com/minus1.html
minus. is a cute and weird comic. It's about a little girl who can shift reality with her imagination. It starts out innocently enough (and I guess it stays innocent throughout), but it gets weird. I guess I'd describe it as "calvin and hobbes meets serial experiments lain, but way way way cuter than either of those." Anyway, enjoy! It's bringing back a lot of memories for me. I think it might be one of my favorite works on the internet today.
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Banned

Ive been banned from 4chan in 2017 and 8chn a week ago any other place I can go than this?
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B& from Discord

I was b& from Discord for using Ripcord. Honestly, I can't fucking stand the official clients UI and how centrialized Discord is. When is 22chan gonna get an IRC channel or mumble channel? I know you (other) """zoomers""" think that old technology like IRC sucks but unlike Discord, IRC is a protocol, meaning you can use whatever client you want, even one that looks all modern like Discord!

[s]Discord is homogay[/s]
(Pic is unrelated)
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Climate change is a joke.
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How did you find 22chan?

I personally found it a while ago when I found my brother left a tab open for it on his computer, which he left open. I got curious, and viola
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But i always thought that this is only a meem!

For about one weak ago, i have some conversation with anon on 4/b/. At that short time of discussion to raid some sort of trap disc server, and everything turns out to be only a test from OP who was obviously baiting trann moderator at 4chon. I didn't know that they have sjw's mods, and i always thought that this is only a joke. From that day, i'm 100% sure that they have some agenda against all users of that anonymous imageboard, and this is not good for any anon especially for those who are the young ones. Anyway this was our discussion about "raid", and my last answer was "it's only for the lulz". After that, thread was immediately deleted (in less than 50 sec.) as you can see this gif related is also erased from the archives of that thread. see https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/809695092/
For tw00t: if you consider this gif as extreme violent content, feel free to delete it.
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America is the greatest country in the planet and here is why:
you can thank disney and ealy 20th century american cartoons to help lead the creation of animebig cartoony expresive eyes, come on the japs stole that from american cartoons

Video games is an american creation that the japs are beating our asses with but never forget it originated in the good 'ol USA

super hero comics are also another american creation

everything that you nerds love all originated in America so all the other countries including Japan can stop sucking us and go create something original you fucking leechers
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Who would you bet on to win in a fight?

Left or right?
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What did he do wrong?
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He was such an hero, to take it all away. We miss him so, That you should know, And we honor him this day. He was an hero, to take that shot, to leave us all behind. God do we wish we could take it back, And now he's on our minds. Alec was an hero, to leave us feeling like this, Our minds are rubber, our joints don't work, Our tears fall into abyss. He was an hero, to take that shot, In life it wasn't his task, He shouldn't have had to go that way, before a decade'd past. Now he sits there in my heart, this hero of mine, Always there to make me smile, Make me feel just fine. He had courage,that boy did, courage in his heart. To take that shot, To end his pain, To tear us all apart. But in the end, he died in courage. Lacking, nevermore, He died an hero, Alec did, And we'll love him forevermore. We love you like a brother. We miss you so much. We will always love you, kid. Rest In Peace Alec Holowka.
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anyone here not into video games but enjoy watching people play them?

growing up i never enjoyed video games that much. i think the only video game i ever completed from beginning to end was gta 5 and that's only because of the the characters performancetrevor is my fav
before that i mainly played halo and other fps multiplayer games in high school. i never bothered to play the other gta games past 4 and i frankly just don't care about them. i only ever owned the xbox 360 and currently the xbox one just for gta 5 alone. all i have in my disposal is gta 4 complete edition, gta 5, halo reach,black ops 1 and need for speed carbon. thats it. i mainly enjoy watching other people play video games. anyone here like me?
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Pizza Thread

Pizza Thread? PIZZA THREAD!
>How you like your pizza?
>How you dont like your pizza?
>Jew should be forbidden to eat pizza?
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For YEARS i've been searching a golden era 4chan alike chan, and just now i've found it.

The comfiest chan of all chans.
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Liru is a miracle of the universe.
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You know what day it is

Caturday!
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Is this even a chan?

Looking at the global rules this isnt a chan at all
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Greetings from /bant/! Happy nine day everybaka!!!!
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Whats up

whats up /b/ i am back
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The Oldfag Manifesto, It is never currently a "golden era", a look into the future.

While doing my usual do (clicking on all links to find the most obscure shit possible). I came across yet another old, dead channel. I usually read a few threads cause they give an incite to that era. But this time one thread stood out;
http://nahc4.com/bk/res/123.html
I read the OP and it really gave an incite not only to "the golden era". But also to Anonymous. I see this post as "The oldfag manifesto". And also made me realise we are all newfags. The internet is simply too accessible. The internet is no longer a club of geeks, nerds, and outcasts but a part of everyone's everyday life. The internet and technology as we know it is no-longer that new frontier. Which I think may have been the ultimate appeal. It was once largely unexplored and new possibilities and ideas where just over the horizon.
I look forward to the future. To try to find the next new technology. Some kind of new inter-network protocol or form of communication. For all I know it's already here, just hidden.

tldr;
I ramble about the past, present, and future. You may never find what you're looking for but it's the journey that counts. (Sorry if that last sentence sounded cliche)
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Attention! 22chan's movie night!

Well, there's been talk of getting together and watching some movies/cartoons/anime together.
So, drop some recommendations and we should also figure out on WHEN are we going to watch it too.
Maybe you, anon, want to see something that you haven't seen before, so you can suggest a general genre too!
I'd personally go for some ww2 stuff.
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poop main(int poopc, video *poopv){

https://www.invidio.us/watch?v=4WzVQCalghk
This thread is about yu2b poops!
Post You Tube poops!
if(views<10000){
Extra nigga shizza points +=10
}
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To protect and to serve

Do you have what it takes?
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ITT:Talk about anything

And i mean absolutely anything, beginning from touhou and ending with mongolian throat singing techniques.
I want for you to participate actively!
Yes, i'm looking at you, anon.
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Making scrambled eggs
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How about having a little fun
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Nostalgia Thread

What are some pictures that invoke nostalgia in you /b/?
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Oh, come on! How many times will the blue time win?!
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minecraft/technic

anyone know of any minecraft servers similar to nationstates? Or just plain survival servers with a small playerbase and map.
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looking for IRC channels to join, post em
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Well fuck

>8ch

Wat do?
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Imageboard Folder Cleaning

Subject says it all. I'm going to change computers, so I figured I might as well clean out my special folder devoted to reaction images and other general imageboard stuff. I'm not gonna post the whole thing, just the cream of the crop that are worth saving. Enjoy, and feel free to join in.
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22chan morale checkup

How's everyone holding up? I hope everyone's in a good mental state.
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I come from the land of 4chan
Why is this place better than 4chan?
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>spent only day off for a long time trying to fix logins on my accounts
>going to work in 2 or so hours
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Trips decides when and where the next mass shooting will take place
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Underrated Series Thread (And /co/ General... Maybe.)

Post series that, at least for you are underrated. For me, Generator Rex needs more love (Or least attention, i totally forgot about it)

Also, as theres no /co/ yet, lets use this a /co/ general
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/creativity/

ITT you share your creations, shitposting or not. anything as long as it's originally made by you, or atleast partially edited by you
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What do you fellas think of changing the default Anonymous to something else?
Anonymous is overused and kinda normalfaggy.
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Q1 of 2019 has ended.

How has 22chan succeded and how has it failed?

Optional:
Share some memories of 22chan.