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 No.4922[Reply][D]

How to play:

1. Draw (LITERALLY) a card using the template attached. (USE ONLY MS PAINT)
2. Give it a flavor text in the box in the template, then post it with a tripfag.
3. When a second anon post his card
start fighting using cards of the first Card you used
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 No.5378[D][DF]

>>5323
>>5377
Hm, looks like I killed plant and got the crystal back
check em robo

 No.5664[D][DF]

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I will not let this thread die so easily.

 No.5665[D][DF]

>>5664
I can loose the rules a bit so i can use Medibang at my phone?

 No.5666[D][DF]

>>5665
just a hunch but I don't think anyone actually cares what program you use to make a card. pls make a sexy magician to save us from the bomb

 No.5667[D][DF]

>>5666
>satan wants a sexy magician



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 No.5579[Reply][D]

Happy new year you cunts. its been great.
what are your guys new years resolution if any?
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 No.5652[D][DF]

>>5579
making 22chan great before 2022

 No.5653[D][DF]

22chan in 2020
Will be like (or already is)
4chan in 2010
Lets do it lads

 No.5656[D][DF]

>>5579
Resolutions:
1. Lose weight
2. Keep resolutions

 No.5661[D][DF]

Happy new year!
>>5597
I can't remember any specific "special" moments but I just liked interacting with you guys a few times. Also some things are fun to follow, like the characters (niniba, anon, etc)
>>5617
Yeah, right? What happened to the 22 movie thing
>>5636
Nicee



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 No.5428[Reply][D]

This website is great, but it’s just too fucking slow.
We need some big publicity stunt to get more people to come here.
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 No.5484[D][DF]

The whole fag list has changed so it varies from anon to anon
i guess it adds up to
Amount of time spent on an imageboard,
And if you can act responcible/ are well informed about the lore/history and site rules
So that mod is a 4chan oldfag. Newfag to 22chan,(i guess oldfag still counts because he might have been here when the site was first made) but a true 4chan oldfag assuming that he knows the lore.
I'm a 4chan newfag, but knowlge wise, an oldfag. So the term youngfag applies to me.
(Or at least i think thats what youngfag means)

 No.5485[D][DF]

>>5483
Nah, i'd say LEB is the closest, maybe TLV

 No.5486[D][DF]

>>5479
> "head to 22chan"
Tell me where in my post did I say that I posted the word "22chan"
In those threads I only say that there are other imageboards. That's it. No links, no citations to 22chan. Hopefully some people will get curious, look up on google for alt-chans and some find about this place

 No.5488[D][DF]

I said IF SOMEONE was in that situation
Someone
Not you,
someone else

 No.5489[D][DF]

How about NASB



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 No.5457[Reply][D]

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the mansion,
Flan flew through red hallways with reckless abandon.
With Remi in pursuit, much to Flan's delight,
this looked to be a normal, Two O'clock night.

But tonight would be different; a window ajar,
She flew out the mansion in hopes to go far.
As Meiling, like always, slept right near the gate,
Flan soared over the wall, she just couldn't wait.

She flew across nations as if a short stroll.
Her destination, a Touhou that lived in the North Pole.
Flan knew of this Touhou and his awesome cause.
For the first time in her life, she was going to meet Claus.

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 No.5466[D][DF]

>>5465
On the third day of christmas 22chan gave to me
Three delicious pepsis
Two cute greatest of friends <3 <3
And a loli to cuddle with!

 No.5470[D][DF]

On the fourth day of christmas 22chan gave to me
Four jewish shekels
Three delicious pepsis
Two cute greatest of friends <3 <3
And a loli to cuddle with!

 No.5471[D][DF]

On the fifth day of christmas 22chan gave to me
Five cans filled with fish soup
Four jewish shekels
Three delicious pepsis
Two cute greatest of friends <3 <3
And a loli to cuddle with!

 No.5472[D][DF]

On the sixth day of christmas 22chan gave to me
Six touhou flashes
Five cans filled with fish soup
Four jewish shekels
Three delicious pepsis
Two cute greatest of friends <3 <3
And a loli to cuddle with!

 No.5477[D][DF]

>>5472
On the seventh day of christmas 22chan gave to me
Seven AIDS-filled lidos
Six touhou flashes
Five cans filled with fish soup
Four jewish shekels
Three delicious pepsis
Two cute greatest of friends <3 <3
And a loli to cuddle with!



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 No.5427[Reply][D]

1. cheyenne
- we played checkers
- we played just dance
- she disappeared
- didn't ever get contact info
- lost my chance
- probably didn't really like me anyways, just said so as to not hurt my feelings, was naive back then
- she taught me how to love

2. evelyn
- didn't call me
- i was pushy
- she taught me how not to love
- i was a fucking idiot ten

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 No.5451[D][DF]

What even happend here
Did you have a stroke



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 No.5409[Reply][D]

Dear anons,

Are you like me and hate what Disney has done to George Lucas' creation?

Could some kind souls help me spread my camrip for Estar Wh0res The Fall of Disneyshit or at least point me in the right direction for whom to send it to? I don't know how else to share it to help the camrip efforts. Thanks anons.

https://mega.nz/#F!FtoRgSRQ!X8MYWjb0Y9uadVZJHejztw
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 No.5445[D][DF]

>>5443
That would be awesome

 No.5446[D][DF]

>>5445
Yeah, but theres a problem, how? We are a bunch of a faggots, IN THE INTERNET. We could animate it, but that could leave shit easy for Tumblr faggots.

 No.5447[D][DF]

We dont need to animate it, just make a story bible like george lucas did and take it from there.

 No.5448[D][DF]

>>5447
Good point, but what we do next? Who is going to watch or buy a random Estar Guars wannabe just because?

 No.5449[D][DF]

(Just throwing a couple ideas out there)
you know,
just tell a story and have fun with it.
If some tumblrfag finds it and turns it into a tv show
why should we care?
That's their version of the story
No need to screech or pull a rule 2
Ignore them
Anyways,
>Good point, but what we do next? Who is going to watch or buy a random Estar Guars wannabe just because?
Argue about the setting of the story, and make rules
Turn it into a 22chan rpg
Utlise the roll and fortune options
(Somthing like that.)
George just wanted to tell a story
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 No.4195[Reply][D]

I think a comicbook thread would be comfy. Let's talk about comicbooks, and comic-book related media!
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 No.4886[D][DF]

>>4885
You h8 the cat,
You get the bat

 No.5055[D][DF]

I don't want to spoil anything, but i would HIGHLY reccomend reading scott snyders run of batman. Great for batman newfags. I love the whole "court of owls" story arc. Very iconic if you ask me.

 No.5399[D][DF]

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I have a question,
i'm confused. How is Rorschach insane?
Its been mentioned everywhere, by everybody you can think of, but i haven't seen any proof.
I haven't read watchmen in a while anyway, so i plan to re-read it, but i'm just curious as to why this is said over and over. Slightly deranged, yes but insane?

 No.5417[D][DF]

Anyone read doomsday clock yet?
Slightly sucks, but it patches a lot of mistakes that dc made over the years.
>the comic arc
https://readcomiconline.to/Comic/Doomsday-Clock
>the wikipedia article
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doomsday_Clock_(comics)

Spoilers below
[spoiler]Malcom loungs (rorshach's black psychiatrist) son becomes the next rorshach.
Some watchmen characters migrate to the dc univerce
Dc plans to do a crossover with marvel
Batman has a daughter and dr manhattan has a son
Jonathan and Martha Kent brought back to life
Dc univerce is now a metaverce, not a multiverce. Meaning that it's in constant change
And the justice society is back for the 9000th time.[/spoiler]
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 No.5418[D][DF]

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Wew



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 No.5219[Reply][D]

haiii
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 No.5224[D][DF]

Welcome?

 No.5225[D][DF]

>>5219
Nice star shit publicity newfag, kys

 No.5237[D][DF]

Where did he go?

 No.5238[D][DF]

>>5222
The most divine of trips compels you to do so

 No.5407[D][DF]

ah yes a new user of 22chan, i see that you have realised that 4chan was shit and went to us, have fun looking, making, and replying to posts, newfag

You rolled the number 807423063 (no dubs or higher)



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 No.5373[Reply][D]

>"The name Universal Ministries was coined to show we are not just one church, but the many ministries and churches Associated through the Home Church. So many online sites are just that without having anything behind them beyond a site. The Milford Office and Chapel were established in a legal church in 2000 though we started as a ministry first as many of you will. The Universal Ministries is made up of members from all Faiths and walks in life that have chosen to become legally ordained. Though we are founded in New Testament and original Scriptures from the time of Christ we are a church open to all wishing to share spiritual faith and journey. Do not think you can’t be legally ordained simply because you do not follow our doctrines as our doors are indeed open to all in Faith. The Universal Ministries though a denomination of many churches still follows a non-denominational direction in allowing you to Start a Church and decide the path it will follow."
THATS RIGHT FAGGOTS
ALL THESE YEARS OF BEING OPPRESED BY NORMALFAGS, AS ANONYMOUS WE NEED TO FIGHT BACK
ITS OUR TIME TO SHINE AND START OUR OWN CHURCH OF 22CHAN
BETA UPRISING REEEE
I JUST GOT ORDAINED FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER AND IT COST ME 30$
JOIN ME
IMBRACE FAGGOTRY
https://universalministries.com/
Lets start our own cult lol
(Lets make propaganda too kek)
why do they make it that easy?
I guess this one is a hippy dippy nu-age we love everyone style deal. (You can also get godanm knighted and choose someone to be your squire)
Oh, and a guess we can talk about religion or whatever.

 No.5374[D][DF]

Call me daddy OwO

 No.5376[D][DF]

>>5373
You're clearly gay but I like the idea. A 22 religion with egiptian like deities (a gator god, a spider god, etc.)
>https://universalministries.com/
I doubt this is necessary. Also they want money, so fuck that

 No.5380[D][DF]

>>5376
What about one for guns and shit, also sacrifices or summoning?

 No.5381[D][DF]

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>>5380
Sacrifice an otter in a demonic star circle at midnight to summon a giant black spider, which will follow your orders for an hour and then run away in the dark in the sewers
Maybe the cult is more like a mafia and all the "priests" are gang members and they own gator guns (pic related is an idea, I'm no drawfag)

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 No.1807[Reply][D]

Format has changed! (470:100)

Post board related banners (470:100 format).

They have to be:
1. Related to one of 22chans board
2. Be in a 470:100 ratio (for example: 470px wide, 100px tall)
3. Self-made

Its suggested to have the name and/or uri (/b/ or Random) in that banner.

They will be put as the banner when browsing that specific board.

Multiple Banners per board are better, so we have some variety.

1
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 No.4894[D][DF]

>>4889
>hm
OH FUCK PLEASE NO

 No.4951[D][DF]

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I made this one for /b/ during my free time but I never thought I'd be posting it at all.
I hope you like it! I put a lot of effort into it, but I don't expect to see it as a board banner at all.

 No.4970[D][DF]

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This one is one of my favourites

 No.5071[D][DF]

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banner for /f/

 No.5295[D][DF]

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>>1807
One for the /k/ommandant



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 No.5210[Reply][D]

Sometimes I can't sleep, so I walk the streets at night. Sometimes for hours. Feels like I'm looking for something, but I can't figure out what it is. Whatever it is, it's important. Also, it's always a full moon. Always. I will keep searching.
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 No.5213[D][DF]

what is this thread even about?
Kinda seems like it should be in /yu/

 No.5214[D][DF]

Op please respond

 No.5215[D][DF]

>>5213
It's to be taken literally

 No.5216[D][DF]

This thread is like the the holy trinity of newfaggotry
>terrible namefagging
>unrelated picture
>unrelated thread
Kek
I guess this thread is about nightwalking

 No.5217[D][DF]

That nightwalking thread was pretty cool



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 No.5138[Reply][D]

thought this might pick u up
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 No.5141[D][DF]

>>5138
^i meant to say that the board is called feels.

 No.5142[D][DF]

Op, makes a thread
And dosn't respond
Nice, we need more threads like this
where did you go op?

 No.5143[D][DF]

>>5142
>Op, makes a thread
>And dosn't respond
He can't respond, he's gone to space

 No.5144[D][DF]

Moved from /yu/ to /b/

 No.5145[D][DF]

op's LOST IN SPAAAAAAAACE
rip op



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 No.5117[Reply][D]

Snaa
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 No.5133[D][DF]

>>5132
Uh, unless im going nuts, it says on the rules
https://22chan.org/rules
>No normies, no roasties, no redditors, no normalfags / normalfag posts, no orbiters.
And
>The quality of posts is extremely important to this community. Contributors are encouraged to provide high-quality images and informative comments.

 No.5134[D][DF]

>>5133
>no normalfags
Alright, how is OP a normalfag?
>encouraged
that doesn't mean obligatory.

 No.5135[D][DF]

>>5133
seems to me like saying the exact same fucking thing in just about every thread would qualify as "normalfag posting."

 No.5136[D][DF]

Not really,
And not me.
I did this in two threads, this one, and some other thread.
Since there is nothing for me to contribute to this thread, theres no reason to respond anymore.

 No.5137[D][DF]

Moved from /a/ to /b/



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 No.2659[Reply][D]

I personally found it a while ago when I found my brother left a tab open for it on his computer, which he left open. I got curious, and viola
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 No.5068[D][DF]

>princet chan hopping

 No.5080[D][DF]

>>5065
This list is pretty outdated

 No.5081[D][DF]

I can agree with that.
They got took down, and lost two years worth of data.

 No.5082[D][DF]

last year when 4chan did the separation somebody reccomended me on /pol/

 No.5084[D][DF]

Welcome to 22chan
>4chan did the separation
What happend there?



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 No.4066[Reply][D]

Post your own creative things.

You were on your way home when you died.

It was a car accident. Nothing particularly remarkable, but fatal nonetheless. You left behind a wife and two children. It was a painless death. The EMT's tried their best to save you, but no avail. Your body was so utterly shattered you were better off, trust me.

And that's when you met me.

"What... what happened?" You asked. "Where am I?"

"There was a... a truck and it was skidding..."

"Yup," I said.

"I... U died?"
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 No.4983[D][DF]

>>4981
I am.
I know some of it already but its not like i have a phd in it
Ill try not to be any trouble

 No.4985[D][DF]

Cool, as long as you take this stuff to heart, and think "yeah, i dont want to cause trouble." Everything will be fine
Anyway, the tldr of the trumpit carp war is that
Two 15 year old newfags found 22chan, one hated it and made an alt gang to irratate people, and spammed up 22chan daily. (Both of them knew eachother, and where in the same band and went to the same school)
Alt gang guy got banned fron here
The other guy will maybe be back after he is 18.
Also fun fact about 22chan, threads last about 5 pages which is 250 posts, so everything you say needs to count. Threads wont just dissipear after a day, not untill you hit the page limit.

 No.4986[D][DF]

Sorry for being paranoid, and i hope you will have a comfy time.
Think of all the stuff that made 4chan bad, well that doesn't exist here. Thats what we are trying to do. No pron,
Gays, low quality reposts, etc.

 No.4987[D][DF]

I guess its the whole "bewear the greeks bearing gifts" situation.we've been getting tricked by newfags so many times, and whenever sombody just pops up like that, we get spooked

 No.4988[D][DF]

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>>4986
Exactly this. We're trying to go the opposite direction that 4chan went into- which was so far south that it practically lives in Japan.



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