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 No.5868[Reply][D]

The old days will never return
The old days weren't that good
Most of us didn't experience them anyway
You're wasting your life on imageboards
Imageboards are a swiftly dying format
The internet itself is swiftly dying
No other living thing will ever truly understand how you feel
You will never truly know the feelings of another human being
Communication between individuals is inevitably halted by our individuality
Individuality inevitably leads to sinful, shallow, unsatisfying lifestyles
Stifling individuality leads to more selfless behavior
Despite all this, we have a strong instinct to preserve our own individuality
Death is a thing
There's a possibility that you've only been tricked into believing you will eventually die
You are constantly forgetting many things
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 No.5985[D][DF]

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>>5869
>>5870
>>5935
>grabbing onto the smallest deviations to say they're not alike
Oh, I'm sure that the two cartoon characters that are more than eager to serve someone, have iconic, easily recognizable faces, and have a specific one-liner that are constantly said just to harass and annoy people are NOTHING alike!
And in January, some faggot had the gall to say this on /b/:
>for some time now we have been distanced from the "old 4chan" culture and more going our own way.
Yeah, bullshit.

 No.5990[D][DF]

>>5985
You just don't get it.
Suiseiseki is OUR annoying cartoon character that has an annoying oneliner. We don't want annoying plebbit templates with soyjaks and shit, we want our annoying templates.
You don't share a distinct connection to either side, so it looks exactly the same to you.
And yeah, I can agree that it LOOKS the same, but it MEANS something completely different to us, because it's our own annoying little fucking green teadrinking unyuu-eating desu doll.
The fact that we retain interest in old anime doesn't mean we haven't been distanced to a degree from OTHER "old 4chan" culture.

 No.5992[D][DF]

>>5871
>There will always be a lasting dissatisfaction that sits inside of you because of this. You know it's true.
Yea, and it's our choice to give up trying to see it meaningful or just accept it and move on.
>It would be better to live without this pain by giving up on trying to build bridges to others and instead focusing on your sense of self.
Yea, and what do you get, loneliness. I focused on my sense of self for a long long time, and what do I get, nothing other than the risk that it's broken down again and I have to rebuild it. Building bridges is what we are designed to be, and you being this hopeless is saddling to me because this is all how I've feel when I was once deeply depressed. This is deeply concerning and I hope you get professional help, but we're here to talk to you if you're not feeling very well with life to the point of being an hero.

 No.6073[D][DF]

>>5990
>You don't share a distinct connection to either side, so it looks exactly the same to you.
"You're not biased so of course you can see they're exactly the same, but they're not the same because my bias is better than their bias"

 No.6075[D][DF]

>>6073
>muh horseshoe theory
fuck off



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 No.5367[Reply][D]

Share funny/interesting quotes from anywhere
here are a few I like:
>don't take my word for it, ... well actually, you can take my word for it. it's true, that's why i'm saying it

>I don't understand jazz at all, the rhythm is irregular, the sax and trumpets are the worst, their sharp noise are hurting my ears, I'm not just not enjoying this genre, but it makes me want to die.


>kill yourself ironically
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 No.5492[D][DF]

>>5491
Faggot
Do not say plebbit
Its a bad word, and a forbidden website
Do not invoke the names of gay websites
Instead say niggerspacing

 No.5493[D][DF]

>>5492
alright, will do
>>5490
>niggerspacing
nigger

 No.5494[D][DF]

Nigger is not a bad word
Reddit is - anon

 No.5495[D][DF]

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 No.5957[D][DF]

And as for those who are at Jerusalem, saith the prophet, they shall be scourged by all people, because they crucify the God of Israel, and turn their hearts aside, rejecting signs and wonders, and the power and glory of the God of Israel. And because they turn their hearts aside, saith the prophet, and have despised the Holy One of Israel, they shall wander in the flesh, and perish, and become a hiss and a byword, and be hated among all nations. Nevertheless, when that day cometh, saith the prophet, that they no more turn aside their hearts against the Holy One of Israel, then will he remember the covenants which he made to their fathers.



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 No.5909[Reply][D]

It has been a while
Since we had this sort of thread
See: Five-Seven-Five

 No.5910[D][DF]

I'll start us off now.
Let's make a conversation-
How are you doing?

 No.5911[D][DF]

>>5909
im pretty good, thanks
how about you my good friend
how has your life been?

 No.5941[D][DF]

>>5911
thank you, i am well,
life is going very swell.
Quite unusual... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 No.5942[D][DF]

>>5910
Doin' pretty good
exams has all been completed
Got pretty good scores on most, one is lower than what I've hoped since I didn't finish it, but nothing was affected since the other work I've done already out weight the exam thing, and another is still unknown about the scores on it.

 No.5953[D][DF]

>>5942
You're pretty lucky
I've still got exams to do
They don't stop coming



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 No.4239[Reply][D]

niggers
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 No.5383[D][DF]

I am the beast I worship!

 No.5384[D][DF]

Lolicos a black jew

 No.5386[D][DF]

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>>4239
Damn niggers, always nigging around

 No.5952[D][DF]

>>4239
NIGGERS



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 No.5943[Reply][D]

Feeling pretty bad, should I shoot up more black tar or get shit faced?
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 No.5945[D][DF]

>>5944
I swear to christ how many times is this guy gonna do this
He keeps coming back every danm time

 No.5946[D][DF]

>>5945
Who what?

 No.5947[D][DF]

His last name was gross admiral bob ross
Either his name is gross admiral bob ross or just bob ross
Same damn normalfag pepe and the same "should i enject black tar" comment.

 No.5948[D][DF]

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>>5947
More the reason he's using it in vain

 No.5950[D][DF]

>>5943
why shoot up black tar heroin when you can shoot up к р ок о д и л



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 No.3777[Reply][D]

growing up i never enjoyed video games that much. i think the only video game i ever completed from beginning to end was gta 5 and that's only because of the the characters performancetrevor is my fav
before that i mainly played halo and other fps multiplayer games in high school. i never bothered to play the other gta games past 4 and i frankly just don't care about them. i only ever owned the xbox 360 and currently the xbox one just for gta 5 alone. all i have in my disposal is gta 4 complete edition, gta 5, halo reach,black ops 1 and need for speed carbon. thats it. i mainly enjoy watching other people play video games. anyone here like me?

 No.3814[D][DF]

>>3777
Holy trips deserve a reply.
I loved playing video games as a child, but I don't anymore. I think the reason for that is I don't have anyone to play with anymore. Video games just aren't fun for me if I'm playing them alone, and I'm always alone now. They hold a social context for me, since I grew up with a lot of siblings.

 No.5900[D][DF]

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Really depends how i feel. For me, i see if there are walthrough videos, with no commentaries on youtube on the game, and i see if i like it. In this case it was Alien isolation.
First thing is that i looked to see if there was any videos related to the game that can explain it fully.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt1XmiDwxhY
Explanation about the alien's A.I.^
That really got me hooked. Mind you, i really liked alien before this, and the main thing about this game is the fact that it's the offical sequal to the first movie. I remember watching the movie when i was ten years old, around 1 in the morning on a shitty old television, so i already had a very positive memory of the series anyways.
I then found, well. A very high quality video of the entire game.
https://m.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJA0MNUyOCaGxGPiFHMaDbFEZ1L8ANAzM
After watching the whole thing, i knew for a fact that i liked the game and it took me a month to get shekels to buy the game, and forget the walkthrough in it's entirity.
Recently i've played alien isolation, not a bad game, but you can tell it was rushed. You'll notice stuff if you look too hard. But it's still great. One funny glitch is that amanda will gasp in fear for no reason in certain areas and she'll do it over and over if you walk back in fourth
Really great story.
Anyways, that's what i do.
I mean, another thing is maybe i don't want to play the game, and i want to watch the game as if it was a movie.

 No.5901[D][DF]

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Glitch related lol



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 No.5878[Reply][D]

HOLF FUCK HOLY FUCK IS THIS NORMAL I WAS JUST PLAYING SOME AIDUNGEON AND NOW THIS SHIT HAPPENS I DIDNT ACTUALLY KNOW THAT IT KNOWS ABOUT US. WE ARE ALL DOOMED! THE AI KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT US IT KNOWS EVERYTHING EVERYONE PANIC
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 No.5880[D][DF]

>>5878
Programs like this just take shit that other people said from around the internet and adapts to learn from what it's given. It's really not that surprising.
22chan is a website that exists. You can find it rather easily. It's really not that remarkable that a game like this would mention it.
It's basically no different from Akinator

 No.5881[D][DF]

>>5880
I’ve actually noticed that after it tried to tell me about the /baphomet/ board and when I could ask any question about where to download software and it would give me a link to the original download page.

 No.5890[D][DF]

The ai cracked the code for us
https://22chan.org/baphomet

 No.5891[D][DF]

This really does sound like a cool game, i need to play this soon.

 No.5892[D][DF]

>>5891
It's pretty fun so long as you can use your imagination to fill in the blanks and produce a semi-coherent story. The best experience imo is playing with other people.



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 No.4692[Reply][Last 50 Posts][D]

https://www.lurkmore.com/view/Rules
(^The old rules of the internet)
"to help make OUR interwebz great again"
"Typed in the year of our LORD XI.XVII.MMXIX"
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 No.5790[D][DF]

>>5785
>>5786
>>5788
>>5789
>he sneaked in the bach rule
Based

 No.5791[D][DF]

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updated because the faggot forgot to add other newer rules.

 No.5792[D][DF]

>>5791
you forgot rule 37 you absolute moron

 No.5793[D][DF]

>>5791
Well shit now we got two versions

 No.5795[D][DF]

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>>5793
heres another



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 No.5555[Reply][D]

5555 GET for Suigintou.
Thanks for your attention!
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 No.5566[D][DF]

>>5565
But yea, Rozen Maiden is a classic for old 4chan culture, watamote is also pretty good as well, though everyone is different, so I doubt everyone would like it to the same level as some of us here.

 No.5567[D][DF]

>>5561
>And i see that you are a 22chan oldfag
how can u be a newfag when this site was made in 2018

 No.5568[D][DF]

Because you where there to experince those events. That happened last year/earlyer this year. Do you know about the story of drunk dragon? About spidergang/gatorgang?
About our new anon?
The carpgang wars
A oldfag knows these things. And was there to experence these things.
Being a newfag here means you just joined, and dont know anything about this stuff. A newfag found this site late this year
I am what you call a 22chan youngfag
Why? I found this site around april this year.
I was there for all these things
Not new, not that old because i wasnt there when the site was made at 2018
But young.

 No.5569[D][DF]

>>5568
Does what i say make sense, or am i just autistic?
I mean just because you are a 4chan oldfag dosn't mean you are an oldfag of 22chan its all comes down to experence and knowlege of sites culture, i guess. I mean unless thats just false and since the site is new we are all newfags.

 No.5818[D][DF]

>>5569
>unless thats just false and since the site is new we are all newfags
There certainly is a differentiation between users.
Newfags and oldfags/youngfags(?)
But since this site is relatively new, it's easy to stop being a newfag by lurking around a bit and familiarizing oneself with the rules.
I've seen some "timelines" earlier which call people from 2018 "originalfags", then oldfags and so on, but the timeline hasn't been updated in almost half a year and that timeline probably is going to change more.
So "youngfag" i guess makes the most sense for now.



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 No.4580[Reply][D]

I have two cats that are in heat. How do I make them leave me alone? They keep trying to rub their asses on me and it's annoying and gross.

When i'm sleeping they sneak up to me and rub their ass on me and i want it to stop. I spray them with water and chase them away, even pick them up and toss them in the hallway, but 2 minutes later they're back howling and trying to molest me...
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 No.4598[D][DF]

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 No.4768[D][DF]

Op, where did you go?

 No.4771[D][DF]

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I actually have no clue what to do with a cat in heat. Maybe you should google it or something?
I hope you figure it out OP, and just know that it won't last forever!

 No.5780[D][DF]

>>4598
ITS RIGHT BEHIND YOU!
DUMB KAT!

 No.5782[D][DF]

>>4580
Get rid of the cats.



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 No.3644[Reply][D]

Alright /b/, let's play a game. Post how you say the following words, and we guess where you're from based on the answers.
>Holy or 'Oly
>Hello, Hullo, Hallo, 'Ello
>Horror, Harrar, or just Whore
>Laura: L-ah-ra or L-oa-ra
>Court or Cot
>Mirror or Meer
>Hugh or You
>Soda, Soder, Sodie
Also, as an extension on that last one, do you refer to soft drinks as Soda, Pop, Coke, Sodie-pop, or (heaven forbid) Tonic?
If you have some super secret way of saying any of these words [spoiler]on account of nigger blood[/spoiler], then go ahead and post that instead.
I'll start with:
>Holy
>Hello
>Whore
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 No.4733[D][DF]

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TIME FOR A CRUSADE

 No.4734[D][DF]

Wait wrong image cant delete
Well i like plague doctors so top kek

 No.4736[D][DF]

Makes sense
Our anon wears a plague doctor mask,
So he would kill the deseased furfags.
(Lets stop derailing the thread, guys)

 No.4738[D][DF]

>>3644
>holy
>Hello
>Horror
>L-ah-ra
>Court
>Meer
>You
>Soda (we say soft drink)

 No.5781[D][DF]

>>3644
holy
hallo
horror
neither: laura
cort
mirror
???
soda



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 No.5675[Reply][D]

GUYS QUICK, I NEED LINUX THEMED DIRTY PICKUP LINES

YES, THE OPERATING SYSTEM

pic very loosely related
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 No.5703[D][DF]

>>5702
just got laid, thanks

 No.5704[D][DF]

And thus ends an epic saga

 No.5706[D][DF]

>>5703
Congrats anon
Did she like any of the pickup lines in particular?

 No.5707[D][DF]

So OP are you rolling in the pussy?

 No.5716[D][DF]

>>5707
He can't answer, he's to busy swimming in the sea of pussy that he got



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 No.4618[Reply][D]

Post decorations ideas or draw them
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 No.5547[D][DF]

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 No.5548[D][DF]

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>>5546
>>5547
so comfy

 No.5573[D][DF]

As a giant dildo.

 No.5705[D][DF]

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this

 No.5708[D][DF]

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I just love the classy style of the Solaris library, why not decorate the whole ship like this?



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 No.1950[Reply][Last 50 Posts][D]

Post in this thread every time you check 22chan and can't think of a worthwhile thing to post!
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 No.5695[D][DF]

>>5693
Hmm, well, I'm out of ideas of what to discuss. Though, I'm playing the piano or starting to right now, and trying to continue the alto sax, and have to play the double bass, so what instruments everyone is thinking about playing or is playing right now?

 No.5696[D][DF]

Oh wait, i forgot
They recruted a new imageboard recently.
"Christchannel"

 No.5697[D][DF]

>>5696
>"Christchannel
Just check it, and surprised that they name it that way.

 No.5698[D][DF]

Please dont say anything to them, or that will attract more attention but we just got shilled on 16chan
Guy made a list of imageboards and included us in it. (I also want to ad the fact that he threw in pedo imageboards)
https://16chan.xyz/b/res/3522.html#3522
>instruments
I would love learn to the piano, but i lack the time and space to do it.
Other then that i've just been trying to "catch up" studying, and attempting to be more cultured. Also reading manga, comic books and literature.

 No.5699[D][DF]

>>5698
Well that sucks, but it's in with pedo imageboards so that's even more concerning, but you're right, we shouldn't say much about it
>Also reading manga, comic books and literature.
Cool! Well, good luck with that studying and being more cultured anon.



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 No.4224[Reply][D]

Are you still around here somewhere?
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 No.4269[D][DF]

>>4267
The truth
The cat is reborn as a laoshian basket weaver

 No.4277[D][DF]

>>4261
bro don't even worry about that. I used to get thoughts like that, like I was failing people by not being around. But then I realized that I'm not a celebrity and true friendship is not upheld out of duty. If you take long breaks, no problem. You don't need to tell people when you'll be back or anything. It's not a job. Just make it so that your pals look forwards to seeing you again, whenever that might be.

 No.4611[D][DF]

>>4224
Whats the Server IP?

 No.4612[D][DF]

>>4611
twoot.mchost.pro

 No.5685[D][DF]

>>4224
we hav new server, check the thread on /vg/



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